Special Announcement: Introducing the AKC Armory

Hello AKC readers!

We are pleased to announce that the AKC Armory is now officially open!  We have teamed up with Crypto Fashion to provide two different styles of t-shirts to choose from in multiple colors.

Every purchase supports us in making the best possible site to spread our message to other men who’s marriages are suffering due to their Blue Pill mindset.  We’ve taken all your input and created two styles to choose from that we are confident you all will be pleased with.

Click here to view the store.

 

 

For those of you looking for something a bit different, don’t worry!  We’ll be coming out with other designs in the future.

Thank you in advance for your continued support of our site and message.  If you do purchase a shirt, send us a picture of you wearing it so we can show off the awesome men sporting quite possibly the coolest clothing line on the internet!  Don’t worry, we’ll crop out your face if you would prefer to keep your privacy.

Also, a special shout out to J. Nyx for spearheading this project.  He designed the shirts and worked with Crypto Fashion to get this all set up.  Great job, buddy!

Author: Jak

Jak, married and father of three, seeks to help the Red-Pill Community take its next step past the petty cynicism and ineffectual anger. While he recognizes that men are significantly handicapped by the modern legal system and culture, he doesn’t accept that traditional marriage is untenable in today’s social climate.

Rather, men must be willing to adapt to this new world by implementing new tactics and approaches to maintaining a balance of power. Jak is here to provide you with these lessons.

  • Jak

    Hurry because the first 10 buyers get a free BANNED! included with your purchase!

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      ya know, that would make for a great inside joke bumper sticker…

      • Jak

        We’ve actually thought of selling Banned! bumper stickers. Haha

        • Old Goat

          It’s too bad the other site lost their comment section. Some of us might have made it a mission to get banned if it meant getting a bumper sticker.

    • That could be the next design:
      “AKC” logo front pocket area.
      “The Merry BANNED” collage of banned mod/commenter’s old avatars on back.

      You could also do a take on PINK clothing and make women’s undies with AKC stamped on the butt, well, either that or a pic of a Conan-esque Kingly warrior with an AKC tattoo riding a motorcycle sheathed in flame beheading a rainbow-maned unicorn while a nude girl clings to his back from the bitch seat, y’know, whichever…(men’s pussy hats for blue-pilled blue-balled male feminists, the possibilities are limitless, could say: #I’mHer on them, sort of a psy-ops thing).

      • I’m going to get this design done asap

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        Conan full body muscle suit w/AKC logo on the loincloth. wash cold, tumble dry low.why work out when you can slip into a muscle suit?

        http://cdn1.sciencefiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/conan-the-barbarian02.jpg

      • bem

        BANNED of Brothers!

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          I cant decide if this is really really good or really really awful…gimme a moment

          • bem

            This is CLASSIC bem, my dood – it transcends such petty terms as ‘good’ and ‘awful’…..

        • rockfish153

          I always felt kinda left out. I never got banned over there. And I still don’t know what all you guys did to get banned.

          Maybe I should go disagree a lot, but it don’t seem as much fun if your trying.

          • bem

            In fairness, a lot of my comments were well rather “low value” as Roosh would put it. And, after some of the better commenters started to get banned I began to openly shill for this site, which was likely not appreciated.
            But the banning of the finest, funniest, and most wise commenters (ghost of jefferson and hipponax come to mind) really made no sense at all to me.

    • T-money

      LOLOLOL. As someone who bought 2 RoK shirts that’s funny and I’m glad it’s the most upvoted comment.

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        do you want to get your ass kicked? thats like wearing a Yankee jersey at Fenway Park

        • T-money

          What fucking comment did you read? Pipe the fuck down and step away from the screen and kb.

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            You sound European.

          • Marius Aetius Lucullus

            Ha!!! thats funny as, you new round here??

            im sure ive seen you post on ROK before, you must have seen CBCB post?

  • bem

    Excellent. Ever forward!

    • Murdoc34

      да, товарищ.

      • bem

        probably a hacker too….

  • Thank you to anyone who buys our stuff in advance. I spaced over a hot Photoshop for months to bring it to you.

  • Henry VIII

    I seem to remember…((the other website))’s demise started when Roosh started to sell “ROK-branded merchandise”….

    • Jak

      Correlation does not equal causation, my good man. I think the biggest issues they faced were banning all their regular commenters and posting what amounted to the same articles over and over.

      • Henry VIII

        Sarcasm wasted…

        • Jak

          Haha! You got me! Poe’s Law strikes again.

          • bem

            Poes law? “Don’t do heroine all your life if you want to live past 40”?

            • jammyjaybird

              such WIT

              • bem

                WIT or WITout?

                THAT is the question!

            • rockfish153

              That’s so Raven.

              • bem

                hahahahahah
                OUTSTANDING!!!!

  • Henry VIII

    Would Roosh get a complimentary t-shirt ? (Considering he helped you to multiply the number of your readers.)

    • ouch…that’s a freezer burn, like when you get cut shaving.

    • Jak

      Hey, we’re running a business, not a charity!

    • I wish I had his address, I’d send him one

      • jammyjaybird

        He posts his P.O. Box if you’re on his RooshV mailing list. It’s law — you can’t send a newsletter without one.

  • Monsieur de Charette

    Purchase that one I will. In exchange of what I shall send thou my squires to deliver some of the finest jewelry our realm has to offer.

    • Jak

      Much appreciated, Monsieur. And be sure to spread the AKC message far and wide throughout your kingdom.

      • B1k3_Ch41N

        Would a picture of the family jewels be accepted as legal tender for yer merchandise, your Jackness?

        • Jak

          Ummm….no.

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            You take jewellery from the Frenchman but not from the Ole Blighty? Bloody Lafayette!

            • Jak

              Excuse me? I don’t live in Lafayette, TN. That’s a good 40-50 miles Northeast of me, thank you very much!

              • B1k3_Ch41N

                Wew lad, that went over your head!

                • Jak

                  Or did it? Maybe I used my verbal Aikido to redirect the conversation in my favor.
                  ….no you’re probably right.

        • Murdoc34

          Warning: Read slowly. “your Jackness” is easily misread and misinterpreted at high speeds.

  • Marius Aetius Lucullus

    Jak, how come you didnt pose in the shirt all macho n’ sh*t in front of a battlement of Krak de Cheveliers?

    just having ya on, looking good

    • Jak

      The manly poses in our new gear will be coming further on down the road. 😉

  • Dominus Antonius

    If this shirt triggers just one lib, then it will have been worth it.

  • Hipponax (μητροκοίτης)

    Merchandising! merchandising!

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgRFQJCHcPw