Open Thread: Way of the Warlord Edition

Today marks the first full month of Way of the Warlord.  I’d like to leave it open for discussion today and get some feedback about the series as well as the progress that you have made.

For me, the best part has been keeping me nutrition on point and lifting as much as possible.

Author: Jnyx

J. Nyx is a father of three and co-owner of akingscastle.com. He understands that there is something missing in the community and that you can be a traditional, masculine man in our current age as well as a dedicated leader of your family.

  • cheeseburgercheeseburger

    hilarious!
    Some guy made an app that accurately removes makeup from womens pictures and roasties are losing their goddamn minds
    https://forum.therightstuff.biz/topic/66733/some-guy-made-an-app-that-accurately-removes-makeup-from-womens-pictures-and-roasties-are-losing-their-goddamn-minds/2?page=1

    • bem

      What? He’s too good to just use a fire hose like the rest of us?!?!?

    • Jak

      Yeah, the jokes on Twitter from this have been hilarious. If I come across any good ones, I’ll post them.

    • Jak
    • I saw someone claim that this was a form of rape

      • Jak

        What isn’t a form of rape nowadays?
        “Thank you for choosing Raping King. May I take your raping?”
        “Uh yes, I’d like a number 6 rape combo with a large diet rape.”
        “What else?”
        “Can I get a happy rape for my kid as well?”
        “Boy or girl?”
        “Girl.”
        “Ok, your total comes to 9 rapings and 47 molestations. Please pull around to your the first window.”

        • bem

          to call a child ‘boy’ or ‘girl’ is a form of RAPE, you monster…..

            • Jak

              On of the more subtle things I love about that scene is the inflection on the “I might.” Makes that line perfect.

              • Chip Baskets

                Its being considered

          • Jak

            I’ll rape Y–
            ……
            *walks away*

        • so rape has replaced the word smurf is what you are saying

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        Man, if I could install this app in google glass, I’d actually buy it…walk down the street and see what women really look like….just like They Live

        • bem

          Just wake up with them if you dare!

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger
        • why in the world anyone would want to know what women look like without their makeup is beyond me.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            To match it with her bustedmugshots profile online in cases of mistaken identity ..

          • Jim Johnson

            That would be for the guys looking for a LTR. When you buy rather than rent, you got to look at the bad along with the good.

            • bem

              Just like buying a house – check it out on a rainy day, and poke around that stinky basement.

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                “WA” –> “poke around that stinky basement.”

              • Jim Johnson

                “poke around that skinky basement” – you are not referring to any certain girls are you?

            • funny, my grandmother told my sister when she got married to always wear make up to bed so that her husband never sees her without it. My sister thought this was terribly dated advice. I thought it was sweet to think of my grandmother going to bed with fresh makeup on knowing that my grandfather would come in from work at midnight or later.

              • Jim Johnson

                My wife sometimes will do that, she will paint herself up and put on some lingerie. It is no stretch of the imagination to think she wants to be treated like a whore on occasion…… Good times.

              • Chip Baskets

                That comment did not end in gross geriatric sex like it seemed it would.

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  think “Moonstruck” instead

                • bem

                  and you can IMAGINE my disappointment.

        • Boothe

          Actually CC that’s kind of a depressing thought. I have only been closely associated with a couple of women who did not wear makeup nor did they need to. One of them came to work all dolled up for a social function and was scarcely recognizable in a good way! I prefer to think of most of them with the evening’s costume and war paint still in place, not how she looks in the morning after I’ve ridden her hard and put her up wet. 😉

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            yep, me too- 2 gfs in college, neither needed makeup. one resembled diane keaton, the other kate moss. had a 24 yr old asst 10 yrs ago, in an open marriage and was into BDSM stuff, always flirting with me…amazed how I resisted that one…

        • iBooB

          Wait what?

    • dckhead_con_artist

      It obviously doesn’t remove the crazy . That could be 2.0

    • Chip Baskets

      Yes!. I read bout that yesterday.
      All those ugly broads are maaaaad

  • dckhead_con_artist

    I was diagnosed with low T yesterday , officially retiring from Warlord Duty .

    • bem

      Does that make you half-nuts?
      YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      • dckhead_con_artist

        Now i know what a dog feels like , going to put myself up for adoption on the humane society website

        • bem

          Don’t get all glum – this is fixable. If you’re done making babies, can still get a D, haven’t grown tits or turned into a pussy you’re fine.

          • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

            can still get a D?

          • growing tits always sounds so much better than the reality.

            • Jak

              I’m tempted to bring up the FaceApp pictures we took in Telegram, but for the sake of some of the…ahem…prettier dudes in our group, I’ll refrain.

              • oh shit i am drawing a blank for some reason.

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  Im shooting blanks consider yourself lucky !

                  • Cause now he can’t get pregnant? I’m losing track here

                  • shooting blanks is a god send. you don’t need nomore womb turd

                    • I;m getting that done next year

                    • what? they got no coat hangers or stairs near you?

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      ever had a female doctor give you the qtip test for the clap ?

                    • I’ve had to do those to dudes before

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      The female physicians not only enjoy it , they seem to go deep on us too …

                    • And you can’t use lube…..

                    • bem

                      I just nearly fainted….

                    • It ain’t no fun, let me tell you. And I wasn;t the one getting my pecker plunged

                    • bem

                      “could you at least try to maybe consider another profession?”
                      -Jack Byrnes

                    • I don;t do that anymore. Thank the Lord

                    • iBooB

                      It’s easier to get into heaven…

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      Right?!?! That’s literally a rod up the jap’s eye!

                    • I have not had that…..pleasure

                    • wife tired of her belly getting stretched to the max every couple years. We don’t do hormonal BC and we hate rubbers

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      A chick framed me for a pregnancy after my vasectomy in 2009 and i said that I would book us tickets to Jerusalem and the Vatican asap because we were chosen for immaculate conception 2

        • call sarah mclaughlin

          • bem

            WA

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              WB u mean…in 1997

              • ‘natch

              • bem

                WA – Would Adopt, and yes.

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  bem, everyone knows “WA” is “Would Anal” you fag

                  • By “everyone” you mean all the limp-wristed flamers such as yourself?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Why you so gay, Jive?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      WA

                    • Sorry for sperging. Last one I promise

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      You’re like Pabst but with less AIDS.

                    • I just figured everyone would enjoy seeing Megan? Fox “fixing” the car

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      definitely would buy her appetizers and a drink or two

                    • She gets the bloomin’ onion

                    • Bloom all up in that onion

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That doesn’t require a YouTube video link, just a pic of Megan Fox’s ass.

                    • I aint googling that at work

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Right, cause googling the Cars video is so much more legit. Your boss is just going to assume you’re a huge Ric Ocasek fan.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      If he’s truly a fag he would be watching Wham videos

                    • I;m giving my heart to someone special

                    • it was linked in youtube to the previous video, fag. I get it. You would rather see Jean Claude Van Dam in speedos but I ain’t supplying you with that

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      WHOA BUDDY… Do NOT go bringing JCVD into this!

                    • bem

                      we’re already flirting with an 80s overload with a lot of this crap…….

                    • Chip Baskets

                      Yea. If we add any more, well be over the top..

                    • UnreconstructedConfederate

                      Going over the top is some risky business.

                    • Chip Baskets

                      Especially if you’ve had some cocktails with turner and hooch

                    • UnreconstructedConfederate

                      Cocktails are good as long as I have 48hours to recover from the hangover.

                    • bem

                      That kinda talks giving me the Blues, Brothers…

                    • UnreconstructedConfederate

                      Having the blues is Child’s Play.

                    • ….all oiled up…..doing splits……flexing……Thales whanking in the corner

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      TMI about your gay fantasies, homo.

                    • I was just describing a typical Friday night at your house

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That only happened one time and it was because all the Steven Segal videos were already rented.

                    • It’s Chuck Norris at my house. Or Clint. Or Arnold

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      From what I hear, at your house its usually a bunch of random dudes and you with a box of q-tips. But that’s none of my business…

                    • I see what you;re hinting at. You can come over anytime you like. Got a super sized qtip with your names on it

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Only if I can bring my Ric Ocasek collection.

                    • I’ll have Kickboxer or Timecop on the T&V

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Now this has just gotten weird and creepy.

                    • Don;t back out now, big boy

                    • Jim Johnson

                      I missed the point of that comment, but oddly enough, I think I’m okay with that.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Whatever you do, don’t scroll down.

                    • TWSS

                    • I don’t even know who that is…..

                    • bem

                      Freekin’ kids….

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      they are a great new wave band from boston. the lead singer looks like ichabod crane yet he managed to marry a russian model, one of the hottest women to ever walk the planet

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Hold on, Pabst is Kersey?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      No, Kersey has Haitian AIDS and Pabst has Ukrainian AIDS. Totally different.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Which one feels better ?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Ask bem.

                    • bem

                      Ukrainian.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Because they are more feminine ?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      No, because they’re… you know…

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      hopefully the Ukrainians aids are racist and force the Haitian aids to float on the other side of the arteries

                    • pabst has chinese aids that he got from drinking a peepee tainted coke

                    • Jim Johnson

                      This one borders on porn, but as far as hot girls in videos, this is about as good as Ive seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7OpJAzQJyo

                    • Veni, vidi, vici

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Vidi vici vini?

                    • That would be more appropriate…. dang it

                    • bem

                      The skating virtual infants at the end ruing any chances of this bring porn-like….

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Maybe if you were PJ Clarke, you would think different.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      roller skating does a body good- its all a woman needs for toned legs and glutes. I sense a marketing scam here

                    • bem

                      I knew no less than 375 people who had the identical car.
                      And NONE were pulling ass of that caliber…

                  • bem

                    corn-holing Sarah McLaughlin does not a fag make, fag.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      yep- Im 99.9% certain this string of words has never been typed in the above sequence, ever.
                      Savor this moment

                    • another win over those Shakespeare typin’ monkeys

                    • bem

                      See above for 99.999999%

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      It’s common knowledge that Sarah McLaughlin only lets fags corn-hole her, faggy-fag-fag.

                    • bem

                      She can think whatever she likes….fagottry is in the eye of the faggor! So she can fag the fag up while I fag out her fag hole for all I care, fag.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Yeah… uh… you win.

                      Fag.

                    • bem

                      OUTSTANDING.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      3, maybe 4 of the 5 KITH members are homosexual- amazing how they still managed to have a sense of humor. if you wanna listen to a horror story, listn to dave foley talk about how he was destroyed in a divorce- he cant go back to canada, he’d be arrested

                    • Chip Baskets

                      Yes, but does raping McLaughlin at lilith fair while wearing birkinstocks make you a dyke?

      • I just got off the phone with a guy from a hardware store called The Nut House.

        • Consolation_of_Philosophy

          I thought my underwear was”The Nut House.”

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      we can give you a less taxing gig, maybe working in the AKC gift shop?

      • dckhead_con_artist

        I can report on skinny jean trends

    • Jak

      Eat eggs and liver.
      Lift weights.
      Take a good multivitamin that also has magnesium and zinc.
      Don’t drink more than one night per week.
      Get 7+ hours of sleep per night.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        I lift 2 to 3 times per week mostly high reps low weight because I love soccer and don’t plan on getting Big . Eggs yes … can’t muster up the courage to eat liver

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          quality zinc pill paired with copper, quality vitamin D pill paired with vitamin K

        • Jak

          One thing you might also want to look into is minimizing estrogens in the body. The best way I know how to do this other than supplements is to eat a ton of cruciferous vegetables, broccoli being the go-to vegetable in this case.
          If all else fails, find a doctor who will get you on TRT. If one tells you no, go find another.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            Finally a legit excuse to roid out and spike my blond hair

          • doctor hunting in order to fuck with your hormones in an extreme and temporary way registers right next to eating broken glass on the smarts meter. old farts like dickhead here have lower T than younger farts like you and younger farts like you have lower T than young farts like..whoever is young here.

            The question is, is it low or is it low for your age. The first doctor that tells you no is probably trying to spare you a whole lot of grief that comes from fucking with your natural hormones. There are legit reasons for this shit, but most of them are really serious medical and not just tryin’ to feel 16 again.

            As William Burroughs wisely reminds us, in order to feel 18 you have to be 18…..don’t sell your soul for a strap-on

        • I got big doing high reps low weight

          • I;ve seen more results doing that as well

          • dckhead_con_artist

            seriously? I get cut , as long as I keep my diet in check, but don’t you also do very little cardio ?

            • gotta do it right and eat right. Very little? I do one hour of intervals on a very high setting on the stairmaster 1 hour per day…so not a ton but not a little. I get cut as well. Lean muscle big. The old cliche of lift heavy weight low rep for size and light weight high rep for lean cut is just bad thinking that mostly creeps into the world through bad bro science and uniformed gym goers who think backwards.

              growth is pinned to caloric intake. I get to 225 with 10% bodyfat fairly easily using all light weight and high reps (with the exception of weekly bench mark lifts to see my strength gains) and a fuck ton of meat, eggs, butter, nuts and avocado

              • dckhead_con_artist

                oh shit avocado, yeah i need to eat more of that. I love avocados but don’t want to spend the time peeling them. Every second counts when you’re a single dad running around. I am at 180 lbs with 6-8 hours of soccer per week. At the gym , I am the guy with the least amount of weights on the curl stand and the bench . I do about 200 sit-ups per day. This low-T condition has been fucking me up mentally though and I skipped the last 3 days.

                • Do you have telegram man? I can try to help you out here

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    No I do not, sorry. I did take the advice though. On Friday, I took the following supplements: Ginger root, a daily vitamin, vitamin D, fish oil, Fenogreek, and drank green tea. I fasted all day Saturday and at night I ate an avocado. Saturday night I had a date with my girlfriend and I drank a chili pepper pineapple margarita which got me in the mood for sex. I did have one normal bang but I had difficulty on round #2. On Sunday I ate an avocado egg omelette, played soccer, and ate just a handful of potato salad. I tried to limit sugar intake. My doctor prescribed me 30 days of Wellbutrin which is an upper and I took it the last 4 days. I do feel much better but more than likely will take a testosterone shot this week while I flush out the toxins and change my diet. I only want to take the meds in the short term. Any other food or supplement suggestions?

      • did you get your water and do your workout?

        • Jak

          Water, yes.
          Workout, no.
          To say the girls were a handful last night would be an understatement. Am getting on it tonight.

    • Jim Johnson

      Eat that stuff that gives you putrid gas, eggs, liver, beans, and apples.

      • I ate meatloaf last night and, whew, it’s been rough this morning

        • Jim Johnson

          Yup, early morning sit ups are the best.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        Best commercial for Taco Bell that I’ve read.

    • Bart Manson ✓ᵂʰᶦᵗᵉ

      Start fasting once in a while. It raises levels of testosterone and HGH in your body naturally.

      It also has a host of other benefits including resetting insulin levels, resetting blood sugar levels, and initiating your internal cellular recycling program (autophagy) which clears out dead, damaged, and diseased cells in your body.

      • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

        Fasting….for how long? Water permitted? Details, damn you, details!

        • Bart Manson ✓ᵂʰᶦᵗᵉ

          There’s all kinds of plans based on personal preference and what people can handle.

          Some people do intermittent fasting. They basically skip meals and eat all their food in an 8 hour window (or 4 hour window) instead of grazing all day. It amounts to a 16 or 20 hour fast. I don’t know if I consider these fasting, but technically they are and they are more beneficial than eating 6 times a day, which is what is pushed on everyone as “ideal”.

          Some people fast twice a week for an entire day.

          Some do combinations, and mix in longer multiday fasts every month or three months.

          I just eat every other day now. I’m also trying a three day fast this weekend. It’s day two now and I’m about 44 hours in (I last ate Wed night).

          Water is always permitted.

          There is also juice fasts, and some people do “bone broth” fasts. Juice and bone broth are not really fasts since you are getting calories, but it helps some people get through and they get a good portion of the benefits.

          There’s really no one way to do it. The main thing is to start addressing the issue of “when and how often you eat” instead of just “count calories” or “graze all day”.

          There’s way more information than I can fit in a post. Start googling “fasting and testosterone”, “intermittent fasting”, “fasting and hgh”. It’s really fascinating just how fasting works, and why we had this idea that eating 6 six times a day was pushed on us as a country.

          There’s also a number of articles by Dr. Jason Fung on a site called Diet Doctor. He’s used fasting to reverse Type 2 Diabetes in numerous people at his clinic. He has a lot of articles on the effects of fasting. http://www.dietdoctor.com/

  • Ainigmaris Thales

    Supercomputer Programmed To Think Like The Zodiac Killer

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5090593/Super-computer-programmed-think-like-Zodiac-killer.html

    So these idiots have programmed a supercomputer to think like the Zodiac Killer, and it has already started writing its own creepy serial killer poetry.

    Have they never watched any movies? Have they never read a Stephen King novel? How stupid are these dumbasses?

    This never, ever ends well.

    • Jim Johnson

      Yes, but I just read a Popular Mechanics article that says there is nothing to fear about artificial intelligence. We will have self driving cars and all that.

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        Yeah, they say that in the movies, too…. just before the self-driving car rams into a wall doing 90 mph and kills everyone inside.

        • Jim Johnson

          Imagine an AI legged tank wit no people inside to kill. DARPA is working on that kind of stuff.

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Hell, GE is working on things like that.

            • Iattacku

              So is Kersey. His anti-AKC AI will destroy all of our accounts and send our information to his Haitian lair where he will have the finest village girls serving him some nice water. He will also snort coke off of the butts of his Ukrainian mistresses.

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                A-. Excellent work but point deduction for lack of AIDS reference.

        • Thefourhorstmann

          Say a pedestrian steps in front of your self driving car. Swerving kills the driver not swerving kills the pedestrian. Now how does the programer weight each life.

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Good question. But it won’t be a programmer making that decision, it will be a team of lawyers.

            • Thefourhorstmann

              True self driving cars will be great for lawyers. They will have plenty of lawsuits against some big companies everytime one of these cars kill someone.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                I dont think so- car companies will be immune from prosecution, this was snuck into a bill a few months ago

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  Legislation is made by lawyers for lawyers. They may be making certain companies immune from some kinds of prosecution, but there is no way that the lawyers are cutting off the source of funds to the lawyers.

              • I don’t know how computermobobbers do it, but I side with Zevon

            • bem

              yes but can the programmer get all the hair and blood out of my radiator grill?

          • Jim Johnson

            Easy, the jaywalking pedestrian is at fault. Murder those sonsabitches and use the grease for your bearings.

            • jaywalk is one of my favorite etymologies.

              A “Jay” 100 years ago means a silly person. A jaywalker is a silly walker with all the cute connotations of silly

          • bem

            its all algorithms these days….same way facebook figured out I was into squid porn

            • iBooB

              What if men’s cum was black instead of white?

        • B1k3_Ch41N

          Pray for ……….and all that drivel + location specific profile pic on Facebook. And if you protest the they might take money off your chip implant. Also, did you know that there are apps in China used to rate your loyalty to communism?

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Hey bro, don’t post while high.

        • UnreconstructedConfederate
      • I like unpopular mechanics.

        Like Dino. He’s an asshole but he is a damn good mechanic

        • bem

          Never got to fix cars with the Cool Kids….

      • bem

        These are the same pencil-diks that have been promising me a flying car since the 30s!!!!

    • Psquare

      Artificial intelligence will destroy the world

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        I wish I had the link to the article, but it claimed setting up SkyNet will be much easier to achieve than having self-driving cars…

        • hey CB, you and the other new york fellas should NOT miss out on this

          http://lustnyc.com/

          • bem

            been done:

            • Jim Johnson

              “Strange wang right in my palm”…..classic

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              another one Ive never seen…banned?

              • bem

                SO fukkin banned…..
                bro do you even 80s?

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  porkys, airplane 1 and 2…i have seen big lebowski 46 times tho

                  • There is some character in some book i read at some point who says that “the only book i bother reading is the dictionary….every other book is in there anyway”

                  • bem

                    UNbanned.
                    I didn’t see Porkys until 2006

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      I missed out on alot of R rated 80s movies…my dad knew the guy who owned the video store, he’d say “well, lets just call your dad to make sure hes okay with this rental…what? okay, The Dark Crystal(again) it is!!- say hello to your parents for me.”

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That’s why you took the VHS tape of Porkys 2 out of the box and put it in the Dark Crystal box, dummy.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      did you even VHS bro? the actual tapes were behind enemy lines- you gave them the box, box went on shelf, they gave you the tape

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Nah, they didn’t start doing that until like the late 90s.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      mom n pop stores kept everything behind the counter. Im starting to think you are a rooskie operative. what year did mickey mantle win the triple crown?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That’s a trick question. Mickey Mantle didn’t win the Triple Crown, he banged the Triple Crown winner. 9 months later: Sarah Jessica Parker was born. True story.

                    • I’ve always wanted to ask her “why the long face” and the one time I actually saw her I didn’t. I don’t have a lot of regrets, but that’s one of them

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Next time you see her, tell her you’d bang her if she put on a clown costume.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      thats a 9 year gap….Im starting to wonder about you

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Half-horse, half-human babies gestate longer?

                    • bem
                    • bem
                    • It is possible that in more trusting parts of the country they didn’t do this. My recollection is much like yours…..

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I vividly remember taking the Lethal Weapon tape out of the box and putting it in the Princess Bride box so I could rent it at the local video rental place. Then I rewound the scene with that chick’s freckled tits in the shower like 143 times.

                    • I am saying I believe you, but that the security measures taken in whatever godforsaken part of america you live in might have been less stringent than in nyc so quite possible both accounts are correct.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I know, I just wanted to tell the freckled tits story. I remember those tits as being absolutely glorious, but I bet if I watched it again, I would be totally disappointed.

                    • all 80’s girls are disappointing compared to the shit we have now.

                      The best analogy I have is that its like smoking crack from 2000-2017 and then saying “i remember how good doing coke was, let me try that instead”

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      I find it hard to believe. I worked in those stores in HS and college, and each new release was $99 each, a huge hit if it was stolen/unreturned

                    • I recall the same which is why they were all hidden in those biog drawers (I wonder what those cabinets were re-purposed for) I am merely saying it is not “un-possible”that in a town that only has 6 people they might be more trusting

                    • did you work in Captain Video? Tell me you worked in captain video

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      no, mom n pops, one in boston got bought out by hollywood video later on…that shop had an amazing selection

                    • Hollywood was good. If memory serves they also had part of the store dedicated to buying CD’s

                    • iBooB

                      Can’t beat the Total Recall triple tit.

                    • bem

                      sim

                    • bem

                      Hey Dark Crystal was AWESOME.
                      but I know what you mean. I think I was the only kid I knew who could figure out how to get porn out of the cable-box and who’s dad didn’t hoard Playboys…

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            like you said yesterday: “Im too old for this shit.”
            I thought they banned using women as plates in nyc years ago?

            • always ways around things.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                Id volunteer for dish washing duties tho

          • Iattacku

            wow

            • bem

              yeah until you find a curly hair in your cheese….

              • bem you have been married too long. no one under the age of 30 has any curly hairs anymore you 80’s throwback freak. The world is clean and smooth and hairless and wonderful

                • bem

                  Even if its an eyebrow its fukkin nasty.

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  So you won’t kiss them, but you’ll eat off them?

                  • I have a strange set of principles that have an internal consitancy that is sometimes difficult to see

        • B1k3_Ch41N

          Most things that are being brought out of your control e.g cars, currency, heating (if the world gets that communist) will be used to control you.

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            oh I know- that mic in your shiny new autonomous car(free Sirius Radio though!) will record everything you say…car will lock the doors and drive you to the labor camps when the time is right

            • B1k3_Ch41N

              Anything with the word ‘SMART’ will keep records of your activity! smart meters for your utilities, car electronics, phones (obvs), smart watch, TV and even children’s toys have been found to have spying capabilities.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                “back door”- its no longer a dirty thing anymore!

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                Personally, I’m all for spying on children. Those little fuckers are dangerous.

                • iBooB

                  Is that what it’s called nowadays

              • what about things with the word “SMAT” will they keep records of your activity?

                https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3f4975a55bc6f2b9cec8e6ccdacb5197c76e943196704bd4fb3febac15185940.png

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  no, all that info winds up at the bottom of Lake Tahoe. you actually want a Smot Meter(not dumb meter like everyone says)

                  • currently that meter is learning the casino business

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      and banging SmotTVs two at a time!

                    • You’re my TV and i love you but don’t ever take sides with the DVR again

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      You just won the internet for the day.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      Im picturing pacino saying “you broke my hot” and giving his SmotTV the kiss of death as he switches over to DirecTV

                    • Turns on telemundo

                      How do you say “banana daiquiri”?
                      banana daiquiri

                    • bem
                    • probably forgot about the wedding

                • bem

                  Post-failure analysis of such programing reveals them to be WEAK and STUPID in most cases…..

                • B1k3_Ch41N

                  Who dat?

                  • kill yourself

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      Jesus Cristo, you and @[email protected]_tj7gjZttfg:disqus are pissed! Seriously who is that?

                    • have you really not seen the godfather? if this is a troll it is a good one

                    • hey…really…go forth this weekend…watch godfather and godfather II it really is required for this board at this point. you have missed, as @bem pointed out, a solid 30% of the jokes

                  • bem

                    Get out.

                  • Lou Skunt

                    Disgrazia!

          • MCGOO

            Jails use heat to control. Western jails use the thermostat to refrigerate the inmates who are given a sheet so they can remain curled up like a ball in their cells when they sleep. A/C costs money true, but the inmates environment is completely controlled.

            Third world jails have no thermostat. At least hird world jails throw you in a cage with your nice suit on, everything. You can even keep your giant moustache. Nice western jails take your clothes and give you orange hospital clothes but they let you keep your underwear. So if you’re going to get busted in the west, wear a longjohn style thermal jumpsuit for underwear but no whitie tighties beneath. Technically it’s your underwear so you can keep it on. Black with integral attached hood is ideal if you’re that much wrongfully confined and determined to escape.

          • MCGOO

            Jails use heat to control. Western jails use the thermostat to refrigerate the inmates who are given a sheet so they can remain curled up like a ball in their cells when they sleep. A/C costs money true, but the inmates environment is completely controlled.

            Third world jails have no thermostat. At least third world jails throw you in a cage with your nice suit on, everything. You can even keep your giant moustache. Nice western jails take your clothes and give you orange hospital clothes but they let you keep your underwear. So if you’re going to get busted in the west, wear a longjohn style thermal jumpsuit for underwear but no whitie tighties beneath. Technically it’s your underwear so you can keep it on. Black with integral attached hood is ideal if you’re that much wrongfully confined and determined to escape.

            • MCGOO I love info like this. It’s these little details that make good writing into great writing. Awesome tidbit

        • UnreconstructedConfederate
        • iBooB

          You mean Google? That shit is banned in China

      • bem

        its like no one’s even SEEN Terminator!

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      why not program a computer to think like Thomas Jefferson or Nikola Tesla? why a serial killer?? unless they are planning to kill a bunch of us?

    • UnreconstructedConfederate

      Sounds like the Russell Crowe movie where he’s a computer program made up of the personality of several serial killers then he somehow escapes to the outside world and goes on a rampage.

      • bem

        Inevitable…

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        yes! that movie and “Strange Days” came out around the same time, presaged the future

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        Virtuosity.

        • UnreconstructedConfederate

          That’s it. When I die I want to come back as that guy.

      • Gladiator?

        • bem

          Nah, you’re thinking of LA Confidential

          • That was such a great movie.

            • bem

              it is.

        • UnreconstructedConfederate

          Noah.

          • That fucking movie. I mean, ok alright with taking some liberties to make it a more compelling movie (and I am especially alright with having Edward G Robinson play the least convincing overseer in the history of the world) but come the fuck on. I watched that move with my jaw agape

    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

      In all honesty, these kind of geeks/science nerds never ask *if* something should be done, they just wonder “can it be done” and have zero…zero…intuition regarding what problems their meddling can cause. I’m not talking normal inventors, I’m talking guys going out and figuring out how to mount machine guns on drones, or programming an AI killer, etc. Freaking high IQ morons.

      • Boothe

        Oh c’mon Ghost…what’s a little SkyNet between friends? After all who wouldn’t want to live in a techno-topia where autonomous killer droids & drones try to hunt you down 24/7. Boston Dynamics should be delivering the first wave to the DoD any day now…

        • I read recently that google sold them off.

          • Boothe

            Trouble is Walmart bought the exclusive rights…

  • Sir Lee

    2 months without alcohol, eating-well and working out.
    Fit and healthy – but collapsed on street, taken to hospital – plenty of tests over 4 days, and “nothing” wrong.
    I reckon is lack of drink.

    • Jim Johnson

      You know, back when I smoked in my early 20’s, I was climbing all over the mountains and never got winded. 20 years later, I can’t keep up with my former self. Maybe I need to take up smoking again.

      • Sir Lee

        smoking – so much worse than drinking…
        I get a healthy dose of smoke on the streets of NYC — whether you want it or not..
        Used to smoke, then like the 2nd hand a bit — now disgusts me.

        • Jim Johnson

          Consider yourself lucky, I still have that desire floating in the back of my head.

          • Boothe

            Same here. I was climbing up and down the terraces on closed landfill sites when I noticed that I was really getting winded. Now twelve years after quitting smoking I have my wind back. I can climb a 50′ vertical ladder faster than my younger coworkers now. I get a little out of breath, but nothing like when I smoked.

    • bem

      Get this man gin! STAT!!!

      • B1k3_Ch41N

        To me gin is synonymous to leftist art school sloots! And the tatste is meh

        • bem

          Get that man vodka! STAT!

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            Grey Goose, popped collar and spiky hair. That;s how I rolled mid 00s.

        • wtf? Gin is awesome. I’ve put it away for the winter in favor of darker colored booze

          • Sir Lee

            Dark and stormy

            • a fine drink….also a martini and one of my favs a negroni.

              • Sir Lee

                Martini works – dirty three olives.
                Negroni? Sounds like posh hotel lobby bar

                • I like the martini with a twist of lemon. I, for whatever reason, am very sensitive to the taste of salt.

                  Negroni is an early 20th century italian drink that is one part gin, one part dark vermouth and one part compari and has an interesting history and an excellent taste.

                • UnreconstructedConfederate

                  I thought that was what Italians called…..never mind.

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            Never liked the taste. It;s somewhat bland.
            Any recommendations?

            • I also don’t like a lot of popular gins because i find them bland…i like really assertive tasting ones (I also like assertive Islay island scotches as well) and I go with bols genever. Not only is it fun to order bols (pronounced balls but it isn’t balls gin which is different) but has a super taste and a very interesting history to boot.

        • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

          I’ve tried several kind of gin and none of them has ever appealed to me. After shave taste, the lot of them.

          • bem

            EXACTLY!!! whats not to like?

          • Jak

            You know how aftershave tastes?
            …I wonder about you sometimes…

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            Thought I was the only one not fond of gin/ Gin tastes like pine needles to me.

        • Sir Lee

          F.I.T – fashion institute of Technology
          Place to find great tasting leftist? sloots in the ’90s
          Nowadays I walk past and cannot determine whatthefuckzitis

          • fags in training

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            Got to poke it with a stick first, ey?

      • UnreconstructedConfederate

        I’ve never actually drank turpentine before but, if I did it would probably taste like gin.

        • bem

          thats what the tonic is for

          • hate tonic

            • bem

              never tried that flavor

              • got a real lol out of that.

                • bem

                  may cause Giganticism.

          • UnreconstructedConfederate

            Ohhhh, I thought it was mixed with tonic so gay gays could drink it…

    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

      Beer does a body good.

    • B1k3_Ch41N

      Low blood sugar?

      • Sir Lee

        No.
        Everything good.
        Walking with 12 year old daughter and faceplanted.
        Poor kid handled it well .
        4 days on tests. Nothing showed. Seems like seizure to me.
        Just got new threads/haircut girls are looking again….
        Bastards cut my coat of me, and scabbed face, and feel like shit- weird. Gunna chill for couple of days

        • dckhead_con_artist

          Im feeling your pain brotha. The low T has hit me hard and I just started dating a girl who has a high libido

          • Sir Lee

            she drained it out of you?

            • dckhead_con_artist

              performed some kind of beta male transformation spell on me.

              • Sir Lee

                AWALT she must want to marry you

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  I’ve known friends who had a random seizure . One friend never had a second episode , the other had chronic episodes . Hope you never have one again

        • iBooB

          You should’ve eased off the potion instead of cold turkeyed it. Some bodies can’t handle the shock an abrupt stop brings.

          • Sir Lee

            i read that, but only if extreme alcoholic.
            They are going to do sleep study…i sleep 2 hours at a time…killing me

            • iBooB

              Damn

            • See if you can get something called SNAP from your doctor. It’s an administer yourself sleep study so you don’t have to go to the hospital for it. I did it and it worked well and I didn’t have to be in hell for a night

              • Sir Lee

                thanks. I’m booked into the same group as the hospital so I will go with them. for now…

  • UnreconstructedConfederate

    My exercise regimen consists of a whole lot of diddly squats.

  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

    I reintroduced citrulline into the mix. In all seriousness, it is the most effective supplement I have ever used, I am kicking myself for ever not using it, and I recommend it to you all.

    So good, I may even stop freebasing Kratom.

    • UnreconstructedConfederate

      The only reason citrulline works is because of the Kratom. Snorting it off a strippers ass makes it even more effective.

  • dckhead_con_artist

    OT: potential https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/b588ca8ebdc1ab3701e7394b15e538c963ed7f24f6c6e0576b02cc22c076f566.png politicians are writing penthouse forum letters for their opponents

    • iBooB

      TL;DR

      “bitch you were made to make this cock spray”

  • UWOTM8

    Trial and error as far is fitness is concerned. I’ve come away with results, though. Most of my deficiencies come from the nutrition standpoint and I will be stepping up my food prep for adequate caloric intake.