Having a Large Family

In the comments here this week the topic of how to really bring change to this world is to have many children.  In a day and age where many men cannot even commit to having a backbone, the though of children truly terrifies some of these soy boys.  Having as many children as you can take care of is important if we’re going to pass on traditional virtues and teach the younger generation guys how to be real, masculine men.

Full Time Job

You cant half ass being a provider and a dad your kids should emulate.  Being a passive, weak shill of a man will ruin their view of masculinity forever.  You could argue, this is how we got to this situation in the first place.

When you decide to have kids and start a family with a woman, you sign up for a lifetime job.  Some of you older guys here who have raised kids can no doubt say that even though they’re adults and we won’t coddle them, its still your kid.   Furthermore, I touched on my last article how you can set them up for the best chance at being a man.

Considerations

First, don’t just wake up tomorrow and decide you’re going to have 10 kids.  The last thing you want is to not be making enough cash to pay for what having a large family needs.  Things like space (rooms), expenses etc.  should be considered, though I will say that it isn’t that difficult once you get past the first kid because you kind of understand the needs and can reuse things. (cribs toys etc)

Also while we can father kids well into old age, a woman’s time to do this is limited.  If your wife is over about 33 it starts to get risky.  I know there are a whole ton of other factors and exceptions to that, but it’s a good general rule of thumb.  In this world, it may be difficult to find a young 20 something year old girl to agree or even desire to have a bunch of kids, but not impossible, for I am living proof.  Granted we started young (first kid we had she was 18, I was 20 and it wasn’t planned) but it just made it easier to have more.

Benefits

Now that the considerations are out of the way, we can talk about the benefits of having a large family.

Family Bonds

If you’re leading correctly, having a larger family builds bonds between you, your wife and your kids.  I truly believe that a kid that goes awry as an adult had something that the parents fucked up.  Things like holidays and trips are awesome when you have a ton of kids.  Hopefully, as you age and your kids grow, they’ll get along with their siblings and you have a network of people, bound by blood.

Fun

Having fun with my kids is one of my favorite things in life.  You don’t really need much money to amuse them, and you get to know your kids strengths, weaknesses, and natural talents.  Tossing a football with my oldest son, we have that archetypal dad/son bonding session.  My daughter likes crafts, so building a popsicle stick house with her is really fun.  Even my 2 year old brings me joy when he just wants to wrestle or play “tag”

Legacy

Jaks recent article on legacy covered more than I could have ever wanted to say, but a legacy is how you live forever.  Your family looking back at you and praising your name is things all men want.  Even the smallest things you did for your kids can be revered if you lead them and truly be a the best man you can possibly be.  You can start traditions and customs that your family will just adopt going forward its all about how you do it.

Conclusion

One way we’re going to change the state of the world, and a way that will have the most impact is to have as many kids as you can afford.  Take time to consider the risks and rewards, but most guys here I believe could do it.  It can be a very rewarding thing to build your army of children, and I encourage it.

 

-J.  Nyx

Author: Jnyx

J. Nyx is a father of three and co-owner of akingscastle.com. He understands that there is something missing in the community and that you can be a traditional, masculine man in our current age as well as a dedicated leader of your family.

  • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

    Featured Comment – Going for it, I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!

    • UWOTM8

      *Tainted sub-comment dooming you to irrelevance*

      • something something featured comment something AIDS

      • John Galt

        Tough crowd.

        • bem

          they hit us we hit ’em right back!!!

    • bem

      Difficult, but not impossible!

      • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

        I think I need to use less overt tactics in the future. Blunt worked, but only for the first guy.

        • Jim Johnson

          Every day will require a new method, methinks.

          • bem

            You father’s thinking….its old-fashioned!

  • UWOTM8

    I enjoyed this article despite not having kids. I find it interesting how parents manage their children. It seems like the ones who are always tight-wound and shower their kids in toys are stressed even if they only have 1 kid. Meanwhile, the ones with 3+ seem to relax and understand that their kids will be happy with a pillow fort and some pine cones.

    OT: Roy Moore lost in Alabam. Speculations on what the causes were vary.

    • Jim Johnson

      You realize that they are not fragile snowflakes.

      • UWOTM8

        On the contrary, if my sister’s kids are an indicator, they’re closer to walking blocks of rubber.

    • John Galt

      Some one on the ground could probably eludicate better than I, but from what I read Moore was running against both parties, 24/7 PR attack divisions and million$ of establishment money. Last I heard he lost by 20k votes (if true), so I wouldn’t call it a blow out.

      • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

        That’s correct. The Smear Machine was out in amazing force, and yes, both parties were gunning for him hard. The number of GOP tweets saying how this Marxist idiot who won “saved America, saved decency, etc” are proof in the pudding of the collusion.

        • John Galt

          The smear machine only needed to dupe just enough to sit it out and it worked. Jones is another global sock puppet, but the focus was never going to be on him as democrats always get a pass. Let Alabama revist this guy in 2 years, but how many of these types of victories can the left afford? My guess is not many.

        • Consolation_of_Philosophy

          Was a single issue of politics discussed in the AL election? Seems like the whole debate was about what Roy Moore does with his bathing suit parts.

          That’s okay. Nobody needs to talk about issues that actually pertain to the nation.

          • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

            Apparently no issues were addressed whatsoever. I mean Alabamans voted in a guy who gets giddy with glee about aborting babies and whose economic policies will impoverish them immediately. The abortion issue alone is the tell for me, clearly nobody talked a lick about anything regarding policy.

            • Jak

              Then let those imbeciles reap what they have sown. As their state becomes increasingly impoverished, may they find solace in their football team that they cherish so much. Pretty soon, it’ll be all that they have left. Roll tide.

              • bem

                let them lose their souls….

              • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                I’m just gobsmacked that this whole election was about the Repub candidate’s personal life. That matters, of course– it matters a lot. But it was the *entire* focus.

                The balloon has gone up to the legacy media: sexual puritanism is the winning strategy to get Dems into office.

                • bem

                  “sexual puritanism” which at the same time promotes the sexual perversion of children and the normalization of faggotry in general…

                  like some Hollywood finocchio!!!

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    When I move back to LA someday, I’m putting “Hollywood Finocchio” at the bottom of my business card.

                    • bem

                      You’ll be under the protection of the Molinaro family.

                • Jak

                  “sexual puritanism is the winning strategy to get Dems into office”
                  The irony that it is also the Dems promoting promiscuity, LGBTQMNOP, single mother homes, abortion, and Lord knows what else, is not missed on me.

                  • bem

                    yeah!
                    its all whores! and dope! they alet their people do violence in their grandmother’s neighborhood!!

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    Oh, I left something out: it’s sexual puritanism for the oppressive white cis-gendered heterosexual males, only. Fuckfest for everybody else.

                    • Jak

                      Ahhh, well at least they’re consistently inconsistent.

                    • bem

                      Women and Children can afford to be careless…..Men cannot.

                • jammyjaybird

                  Moore’s pedophilia was rightfully more important than any political issues. Good character comes first. We can’t have men who’ve been banned from their local malls elected to our hallowed senate.

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    You know, nothing screams “creep” more than the phrase, “banned from the local mall.”

              • if Alabama becomes any more impoverished I think it will go round the circle and be rich as saudi sheiks. Do they even have food there?

                • Jak

                  No idea. What I DO know is I’ve never met a diehard Crimson Tide fan that didn’t come across as a complete idiot. Most were obese as well.

                  • bem

                    I love that – these hammerheads vehemently cheering for a school they could never actually attend in a million years….

                  • Dominus Antonius

                    I was in Alabama back in September. Confederate flags on every other lawn. I highly question how these same people voted Democrat.

                    • UWOTM8

                      More likely they were “cuckservatives” who were afraid to get their hands dirty. I knew many people who wouldn’t vote for Trump in ‘16 but then acted like it was Christmas morning when he won.

                    • John Galt

                      I’ve seen that. Shepards they are not.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      1/2 are women, 1/4 are black. Both vote as a block

                    • Dominus Antonius

                      Demographics is destiny. Did you see the voting blocks that voted for/against Trump? Scary indeed. Hence the need for more of us to procreate.

                    • bem

                      Must be why everyone keeps telling me to go fuk myself….

                  • I’ve never met any die hard fans that didn’t come across as complete idiots.

                    • bem

                      goes for football, politics, cars, nationalities, religions……

            • bem

              Times have changed. It’s not like the Old Days
              — when we can do anything we want.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                can we switch to another movie? Casablanca is pretty quotable

                • Casablanca is good but it has NOTHING to do with business.

                • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                  https://youtu.be/pPnEU-YmgYs
                  Speaking of Pacino…

                  • cheeseburgercheeseburger
                    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                      I say that all the time!

                    • bem

                      ah you shoulda been here for the SoundBoard Wars of ’04….

                  • Jim Johnson

                    Al Pacino has to be the greatest cusser I know. Anyone can drop some f-bombs here and there. He has an uncanny knack to make a person cringe at some rather mundane language.

                    • bem

                      and “HOO-AHHH” like none other….
                      But dont ask him about his business….

                  • John Galt

                    The bank exit scene was epic in that movie.

                    • bem

                      too violent for me….like the puppet shows at the San Rocco festival

                • bem

                  of all the movies in the world….

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  What about Hostel ?

                  • bem

                    depends which one, may have to check with the Lakeville Road boys

            • jammyjaybird

              You left out the part about how he prosecuted KKK members who killed black children and also handled the environmental cleanup of a major spill by Monsanto. Those things are definitely the sign of a Marxist idiot, right?

              Are you still reading Breitbart? How many times a day?

            • jammyjaybird

              You left out the part about how he prosecuted KKK members who killed black children and also handled the environmental cleanup of a major spill by Monsanto. Those things are definitely the sign of a Marxist idiot, right?

              Are you still reading Breitbart? How many times a day?

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        I knew Moore was screwed when the Dems were openly admitting they were registering felons who were still in jail to vote.

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          wait, what? cons/ex cons can still vote?

          • bem

            when they’re not reading Machiavelli….

          • Murdoc34

            According to what? The law? Since when does that matter?

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Thousands of Alabama felons register to vote in last-minute push

            “Pastor Kenneth Glasgow helps Dothan City Jail inmate Spencer Trawick fill out a voter registration form inside the jail in June.”

            http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/11/advocates_make_last-minute_pus.html

    • Murdoc34

      Speculations on what the causes were vary.

      The most ‘creative’ being Alabama finally decided to embrace progress.

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        well at least somali and pakistani refugees with southern accents will be hilarious

        • Dominus Antonius

          Fun fact: If you go to Hong Kong, the older locals speak with a heavy British accent. One of them even said “Cheerio Mate!” after giving me directions.

        • You want me to be fair with em? How can you be fair to animals?
          Tom, for Christsakes! Listen, they recruit spicks, they recruit niggers.
          They do violence in their grandmother’s neighborhoods! And I tell
          ya, everything with them is whores, whores! Junk! Dope! And they
          leave the gambling to last. I wanta run my Family without you on
          my back, and I want those Rosato brothers dead.

          • Consolation_of_Philosophy

            La infamia!

          • bem

            MORTE!!!!

      • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

        I don’t think that Marxist anti-human Leftists are what I’d call the harbingers of progress.

        • bem

          O come on! What other groups have done so much in the fields of poverty, genocide, ignorance and war?!?!?!?!?

          • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

            So you’re suggesting “Progress on the road towards a human extinction event” I take it?

        • Murdoc34

          Well, of course not. The point being even if it were, such an analysis ignores about every basic dynamic affecting this particular election.

    • John Galt

      On Topic: In final-hour order, court rules that Alabama can destroy digital voting records after all

      http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2017/12/in_final-hour_order_court_rule.html

      How…..convenient.

      • UWOTM8

        Oh f*ck this, just f*ck it all to Hell….

      • UWOTM8

        Real talk though. What, if any, practical benefits are there to destroying those records besides covering up fraud?

        • John Galt

          None. If you check which judge is allowing this, which I haven’t, you will be sure to note they are democrat. Fraud hands down and now to destroy the evidence.
          Democrats are enemies, not countrymen.

          • jammyjaybird

            Galt, I say this with great deliberation — shut the fuck up.

            • John Galt

              Make me sport.

              • Dominus Antonius

                It’s radio silence when you ask libs about Harvey Weinstein’s democrat contributions. Or how Teddy Kennedy killed a woman during his 40 years in Congress.

        • jammyjaybird

          There are no other benefits.

          • UWOTM8

            Agreed.

      • Consolation_of_Philosophy

        Seriously: wtf? Why are they doing this so openly?
        a) Nobody cares.
        b) Nobody has the power to stop it.
        c) People are secretly autocratic, and take comfort from rigged elections.

        It’s not as if electronic voting records take up more than a flashdrive’s worth of space.

  • Jim Johnson

    A young wife is a valuable commodity in this regard. I am amazed at how the math works out. She was 23 when we married, fairly young by todays standards. Kid #1 came 9 months later when she was 24, then 26, 28, 30, 33, then finally 37. Now she is 38, nearly middle aged and changing diapers. I think that was our last. It is amazing how fast the time goes when you consider the math.

  • bem

    MOST importantly – NEVER take sides against the family….

    • and NEVER let anyone outside the family know what you are thinking

      • bem

        That reminds me: your country aint your blood – remember dat.

        • If you have a daughter give her freedom, but teach her never to dishonor her family.

  • Sir Lee

    I’ll be with extended family over xmas – My parents are so fortunate.
    Very poor – hard labor from 13 years old – same with their parents.
    Other, wealthier, smarter parents in the ‘hood – all long dead – and not as much family (at least before they kicked it).
    My parents have 4 kids – 100% breeding rate – and already several great-grand kids.
    That’s true wealth…
    However, I’m trying to figure out how to sidestep the anti-trump nonsense. Will be in full force against me – I may have grabbed a lot a pussy – but it was all concentual

    • Look, the ROK guys, they promised me a deal. So, so I made up a lot of stuff about @makatikills:disqus ’cause that’s what they wanted. But it was all lies. Uh, everything. And I kept saying Sir Lee grabbed this and Sir Lee grabbed that. So, I said yeah sure — why not?

      • bem

        Your fawthuh did business with Sir Lee, he respected Sir Lee, but he never TRUSTED @Sir Lee

        • I challenge this website to produce any witness
          or evidence against @makatikills:disqus and if they do not I hope they will have
          the decency to clear his name with the same publicity with which
          they now have besmirched it.

          • Jak

            I’m thoroughly amused by this exchange, even though I’m not quite sure what the hell y’all are talking about. That said, I ain’t apologizing fer shit!

            • John Galt

              Godfather.

            • bem

              whaddam I here to AMUSE you? Like some kinda clown?

              • Jak

                Ooh! Ooh! Do that meme thing you do. Y’know, with the funny pictures that say stuff like “Heyy!” Ehh, I can’t do it, but you know.

              • Art

                Go get the shinebox.

            • EDIT: For years now, a growing number of Jak’s readers
              have been of Italian descent and he’s come to know them well. They
              have honored him with their support and with their friendship. Indeed he can proudly say that some of his very best commenters are Italian
              Americans…These exchange are in no way whatsoever
              a slur upon the great Italian people. Because he can state from
              my his knowledge and experience that Italian Americans are among
              the most loyal, most law-abiding, patriotic, hard-working American
              citizens on A King’s Castle. And it would be a shame if
              we allowed a few rotten apples (read @bem) to give a bad name to the whole
              barrel. Because from the time of the great @cheeseburgercheeseburger up through the time of @LouSkunt, right up until the present
              day, Italian Americans have been pioneers in commenting and adding value our website. They are the salt of the earth, and they’re one
              of the backbones of this country.
              (In honor of the great Thales)

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                I’m not Italian.

                • Jak

                  You are now! Deal with it, ya ingrate!

                • no it is in honor of you for edited wall of text

                • bem

                  Your family doesn’t eat in Brooklyn (just Valley Stream), your family doesn’t eat in Nashville, and your family DOESN’T EAT WITH HYMAN JAK!!!!!!

                  • BEM! A Porta

                    • bem

                      Jak had me WAITING IN A LOBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    • nah that weren’t no heart attack

                    • bem

                      3 web administrators and not one Italian among them!!!!!

                    • can’t get a decent tarantela to save your life. Everyone is here drinking champagne cocktails and judging how we run our family

                  • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                    Jakman Roth sounds betta

                    • Jak

                      Dem’s fightin words, boy!

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  suuuuure….you run a local Knights of Columbus

                  • John Galt

                    I have family who are members. Mostly charity work and card playin.

              • Lou Skunt

                “Among the most law-abiding…” – we don’t call the cops, we call family.

              • Iattacku

                Im part scicillian do we count

                • AutomaticSlim

                  1/2 Sicilian and 1/2 North Korean?

                  Well, there’ll be plenty of tripe at Christmas I am sure.

                • Only south of Rome

      • Sir Lee

        well you need to make up worse shit.
        women like assholes

        • bem

          ESPECIALLY the ones toting Michael Kors bags, I am told…

          • you will never, ever, ever recover from that

            • bem

              I told you he confirmed the choker/chokING thing too, right?
              this nice college boy!

              • nice college boy? doesn’t he know you have to get right up in their assholes and baddabing all over his nice ivy league suit.

                You will never recover

                • bem

                  I told him he was taking this VERY personally….

  • dckhead_con_artist

    My 15 year old hung out last night with his clubs’ u17 girls soccer team . I had to drive him to the In-N-Out joint where they all met at . High school social circle game . I watched from afar. You just can’t beat it .

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      they have in n out burgers in texas?

      • Murdoc34

        Oh, a burger joint.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        Yes and i intentionally told this story for all the puns .

  • Dominus Antonius

    Congrats to you gents winning the demographic wars. In bio, we learned that each couple needs have atleast 2.1+ offspring to meet the replenishment rate.

    • dckhead_con_artist

      What about those of us propagating orphans ? Does that help ?

      • What about kids you find living in the streets and take in? I hear they make good lawyers.

        • bem

          SHITTY war-time consigliaries though….

        • dckhead_con_artist

          It all comes full circle , I hear the terminals at the airports are warm this time of year and full of holiday cheer

          • bem

            You’re out, Tom.

      • Dominus Antonius

        We don’t condone r type sexual selection around here.

        • bem

          but he does it with such STYLE!

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            you guys need to work these GF quotes into your everyday convos with coworkers, see if they pick up on it…next week the challenge will be to work in old catchphrases from music, Im thinking “Im living la vida loca”

            • done and done amateur.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                lol, the girl next to me is only 26, Ill see if she even knows about “la vida loca”

            • bem

              I was doing that when you were bangin’ cheerleaders…

  • hand_drill

    The eggs just need to be under 33 right?

    • Dominus Antonius

      Yes. The sperm quality of men doesn’t degrade until much later in life, if at all.

    • Jim Johnson

      Let’s see, if the two of you start dating when she is 33, take a year to courtship 34, marry, then have a kid 9 months later 35, take two years to recuperate (It takes longer when she is older) 37 , have another kid at 38……..you are at the end of fertility and have not even reached replenishment rate.

      • hand_drill

        Good point I wasn’t factoring the age of the uterus.

        • Jim Johnson

          My wife was 23 when we married, the both of us wanted a big brood and we started right away, (both of us were still in college) We ended up with six, which is pretty good. But right now, we are limited due to her age. Getting up at all hours of the night gets tougher as she gets older. Recuperating from the pregnancy takes longer. Having the baby got tougher on her. Many couples have a tough time even conceiving kids (not us). Our youngest is less than 18 months, and she is 38.

  • cheeseburgercheeseburger

    YES! Bon Jovi inducted into the rock HOF

    • house o’fags?

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        everlast still raps…saw a recent video, he has white hair and a white beard, looks 10-15 yrs older than he is

        • bem

          see if he still Jumps Around with a walker…

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            Walk Around! Walk Around! Wake up, wake up, fall DOWN!

            • bem

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
              giggling like a bitch over that….

        • Murdoc34

          Reminds me of this video of Benny Mardones singing his classic a few years back. He is 68 years old here, but one could be forgiven for guessing his age to be 143. Too much drugs and booze, I’d wager.

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            never knew who sang that song. thing is, hes 20 yrs older than everlast- no one over 30 should be allowed to rap, take the mic away

      • bem

        Just Brilliant.

    • Jim Johnson
      • Cinderella with better press

        • Jim Johnson

          Guys like this are why music videos are better heard than seen.

      • Dominus Antonius

        80’s rockers were quite the paradox. Dressed like homeless transvestites, yet lived more masculine and got more chicks than any rocker since. And the women in their videos were flawless.

        • Jim Johnson

          Got to love the women, I will grant you that.

          • Dominus Antonius

            Tawny Kitaen, Suzy Hatton, Bobby Browne. My generation boasted Courtney Love.

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              chick from the Wicked Game video by chris isaak…

              • Dominus Antonius

                Just confirmed via duckduckgo. She’s a smokeshow.

              • John Galt

                The scandi bikini model? WB.

              • Jim Johnson

                As far as 80’s chicks who actually knew music? Alannah Myles, Susanna Hoffs,

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  Hoffs and the Bangles were pretty good. she is definitely one who survived the wall, looks great pushing 60…she did a bunch of cover albums with matthew sweet, sounded great together

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    I saw them play together a few years back in Hollywood. It’s wild how right the 2 of them look on stage with each other.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      Sweet shoulda been bigger than he was. forgot they covered “Killing Moon” by echo and the bunnymen

                    • echo and the fuckin’ bunny man over here

            • Consolation_of_Philosophy

              Hold up, I have always had a crush on Courtney Love. She seems like the kind of person I could have a few really fun weeks with, before we both hate each other forever.

              • Dominus Antonius

                She’s the crazy girl you call over when all other options are exhausted.

                • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                  No doubt. But I dig the fact that she kinda seems to know it.

            • Jim Johnson

              mmmmmmmm…………Bobby Browne

              • Dominus Antonius

                God bless that Aryan Princess. She had a rivalry with Pamela Anderson over Tommy Lee. How lucky does one guy get?

          • I am pretty sure that other than a few anomalies women did not become truly hot until March 27, 2000. I think 99% of the female population prior to that date, in retrospect, are 6’s or less

            mea culpa…..edit the date was September 30, 1998

            • Consolation_of_Philosophy

              Agreed. The date you mentioned was the official correction period for the balloon-tits/flat-ass phenomenon of the pre-21st Century era.

              • it was the date of the release of the video “ooops i did it again” however, I forgot that on 9/30/98 ….baby one more time was released.

                In the annuls of history Britney ought to be remember as not just the first truly hot woman but the platonic form of hotness by which all other women must be measured in perpetuity.

              • oh and absolutely. flat ass balloon tit girl was horrible. none of us knew any better. Then Britney appeared on the road to Damascus and changed everything

      • Jak

        Who’s the ugly chick?

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        ye, thats why i brought it up. incidentally, the lead singer of what I feel is the best band to come out of Jersey passed away last night, they kicked ass

    • Dominus Antonius

      I don’t care what people say. Hair metal was/is king.

      • bem

        you’re a shill for the Hairspray Lobby!

        • They had Whitesnake waiting in the hairspray lobby!

      • Jim Johnson

        Music was great but you got to admit, they went overboard with the eyeliner.

        • John Galt

          I recall the reason KISS went with paint was due to one of the members was a teacher and spotted some of his students in the crowd one night. Rather than bailing he painted his face and the other guys followed suit.

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        banned

        • Dominus Antonius

          *TRIGGERED-You guys have no respect for greatness!

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            play any LA GUNS or Poison track and get back to me. Buy some old chris isaak albums btw, he is old and probably needs the money, and he was really talented

            • Dominus Antonius

              The heartfelt crooning of Brett Michaels? Complimented by the neoclassical virtuosity of C.C. DeVille? Backed by Ricky Rockett’s mastery percussion? Yes Please!

              • bem

                And then Brett Michaels comes along with his olive-oil voice, and guinea charm. And she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can’t afford to be made to look ridiculous

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  banned

                • John Galt

                  Thank you for the meal. Could you have your driver take me to the airport?

                  • you got there first, but im claiming superior descendant

                • Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening. Have your car take
                  me to the airport. Mr Geffen is a man who insists on hearing bad news
                  at once.

                  He woke up with Charlie Sheen’s head in his bed.

                  Side note: Khartoum means Kersey in Haitian AND ukrainian

                  • John Galt

                    Can’t keep up. Must take my krantom tablets.

                    • bem

                      You never know when you might have to cook for 30 men….

                    • John Galt

                      Learned that in the army. Keep in watery and low grade and they won’t come back.

                    • bem

                      country aint blood….remember that.

                    • This is brilliant work bem.

              • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                Don’t forget the lovely tones of Bobby Doll’s “bass rapin’.” Yes, that is how he is credited in the liner notes of their album. He’s a bass rapist.

                • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                  He has to be, because catfish fight back.

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    lol

                • Dominus Antonius

                  Lol. That’s bad ass.

              • bem

                You kids don’t know Grand Funk? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark
                Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh,
                man!”

                • Next they will be saying they don’t get down to Vanilla Fudge

            • “Buy some old chris isaak albums”
              What’d you say? Are you bein’ a fuckin’ wiseguy with me? huh? What’d I tell you? What did I tell you? What did I tell you? You don’t buy anything, you hear me? Don’t buy anything!

              • bem

                it was a wedding gift……

                • Bring it where you got it. Get it out of here. Understand? Get it out of here!
                  (oddly enough, exactly what i would say if you brought a chris isaak album in)

                  • bem

                    double WIN!

      • Hair “Metal” is not metal. BANNED

        • Dominus Antonius

          Expect a call from my lawyer. AKC will be a distant memory for such backward thinking.

          • Jak

            “AKC will be a distant memory for such backward thinking.”
            Kersey, that you?

            • Dominus Antonius

              Lol.

              • Jak

                Nope. Not Kersey. He would’ve asked “Who is this Kersey?” and promptly deleted his account. 😉

          • Metallica and Slayer in the 80s? Metal AF Poison or Whitesnake GTFO

            • Dominus Antonius

              Metallica’s first 4 albums were flawless. In the long run, I actually prefer Megadeth’s work.

              • Agreed, that thrash/metal hybrid shit is my fav from that time. Megadeth is the shit too. Testament etc. Paved the way for shit that I listened to in HS and even now.

                • Joseph Curwen

                  Good trash metal still exists:

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    Somebody say “trash” metal?
                    https://youtu.be/qUUc4Cq5NJc

                    • Joseph Curwen

                      That really is “trash” metal.

                      Here, clean your ears with this:

                • Dominus Antonius

                  Metal Blade Records’ youtube channel has a good mix of metal, old and new school. Black, death, viking, melodic, thrash, etc. Highly recommend it.

            • bem

              I was there. J. Nyx is RIGHT.

              • I wasnt there, and I know Im right

                • Art

                  Sig Sig Sputnik.

              • UnreconstructedConfederate

                I don’t like you anymore.

                • bem

                  This thing’s gotta happen every five years or so — ten years — helps to
                  get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one.

                  • UnreconstructedConfederate

                    Hater…

                    • bem

                      You’re taking this very personal. J.Nyx, this is business and this man is
                      taking it very very personal.

                    • UnreconstructedConfederate

                      Yes this is personal, some things you just don’t fuck with, a mans-
                      Wife
                      Children
                      Automobile
                      Hair metal

                    • why cause some cop came and smacked ya a little bit? Bem, tell UC that this is business he is taking it very personally

            • Jim Johnson

              There was this term back then “hard rock”, It fit very well with hair bands. I don’t know why it got abandoned.

        • UnreconstructedConfederate

          You damned commie heathen!

        • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

          It’s pop with the “loud and buzz noise” pedal pushed on the guitar, more or less.

        • UnreconstructedConfederate

          While I’m not much of a Poison listener, without Crue, Ratt, rockin with Dokken and DEO along with a little VH the world would have stopped turning.
          I’m telling Kersey on you.

  • dckhead_con_artist

    Roosh posted a “personalized” letter today from the Prime Minister of UK banning him from the empire . He reminds me of the strippers I know who tweet or hashtag their real estate license or University of Phoenix degree on Instagram trying to convince the local pervs how smart they are .

    • bem

      Is there an internet version of ‘street cred’?

      • dckhead_con_artist

        I #gunnut #NRA #fightthesystem whenever I Pay my parking fines at the district court

    • just googled it….seems ROK is the only news outlet to carry that story. Wonder if it is BS

      • dckhead_con_artist

        I thought the same thing

      • bem

        Call me an optimist, but I like to think the PM has better shit to do.
        But then again, a man in his position cannot afford to be made to look ridiculous.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          And what the fuck are you doing on TV anyways ACE ?

          • bem

            I need a forum.

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              you need a lobotomy

              • bem

                I guess then I’ll just have to tell ’em –
                that I aint got no cerebellum!

              • Jim Johnson

                I need a lobster…..lunch time

              • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                You know, I got a bottle in front of me, I guess it’s better than a frontal lobotomy. I may be drunk, but at least I’m not insane…

                • Jim Johnson

                  That IS better than having and intellect that is second to a fern

            • Jak

              Stay tuned.

        • For five years we had her under training. Singing lessons; acting lessons, dancing lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on her. I was gonna make her a big star! And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I’m not a hard-hearted man, and it’s not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful; she was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I ever had, and I had’em all over the world! And then Roosh comes along with his skinny fat features, and terrorist beard.

    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

      That seems like a stupid tactic for strippers to take. Why the fuck would any man care how smart she is, what, is he going into the club saying “Sit on my lap and recite Ovid’s Metamorphosis to me” or is he saying “Show me your titties”?

      • Jim Johnson

        They are saying “I’m more than an object, dammit!”…..meaning “I see the wall approaching”

        • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

          I think that taking a job as a stripper automatically negates that assertion.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            They think they are more than a passing queef on a dirty couch

            • Consolation_of_Philosophy

              Now, there is some Ovid for ya…

            • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

              And that, sir, is where they are utterly incorrect.

              I wonder how many of them end up as some poor stupid sonofabitch’s wife? And he knows about her past? “Oh man, dat’s hawt, she slutted over strangers and gave blowjobs in the VIP room for tips, hawt man, hawt!”

              Ugh.

              • dckhead_con_artist

                The post 30 year old strippers I know who once made $1000 per night have serious feet problems and can’t pay the rent .podiatrists refuse to even see them for a consultation

              • John Galt

                The < 30s usually work the poll to pay their illicit drug debts and the continued drug use ensure early Impact with the wall. Vicious circle.

                I always wondered about the dudes who marry up the barracks bunnies. She got passed around by different platoons of guys and you wanted to marry it?

      • dckhead_con_artist

        Their insecurity hamster spinning at unsafe speeds

      • Consolation_of_Philosophy

        I don’t know… topless Classics sounds kinda alright to me…

        • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

          There might be a certain charm to having Anton Chekhov’s The Witch read to you by a topless chick who was sitting facing you on your lap and grinding your crotch. I’ll grant you that.

    • Murdoc34

      So there was a misunderstanding and Roosh got banned? Shame, but at the same time somewhat poetic, really.

      • bem
        • Jim Johnson

          Still, I say Roosh did us a favor by kicking the best and brightest commenters off that board so we could congregate here.

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            “best and brightest” as we argue the merits of hair metal

            • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

              If we didn’t, somebody else would. And likely fuck it up. You have to deal with every topic, large and small, when you sit in the circle on top of the mountain with other wise men.

              • Boothe

                The most important question in that circle is “Who is the pivot man?”

            • Murdoc34

              You’re right. We should stick to more intellectual topics, like identifying which particular strain of AIDS someone has based on their level of insanity.

              • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                Or their Haitian and/or Ukrainian heritage.

            • Jim Johnson

              best and brightest out of ROK forum

              • making us bottom 3% overall

                • bem

                  I never wanted this for you….

                  • we’ll get there bem, we’ll get there

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I’m pretty clearly the “best and brightest” but I’m not too sure about the rest of you fucks.

                    • bem

                      some kinda hollywood finocchio….

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      YOU ARE

                    • bem

                      I’m Moe Green!

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Moe Green is not the best and brightest

                    • bem

                      shitty depth perception too…

                    • he did have courage and guts

                    • bem

                      and yet there’s not even a statue or a sign post in the city he invented….

                    • making you ten-trillionth over all

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Better than you, you stinking Irish shit pig.

                    • HOW DARE YOU! I WILL NOT STAND FOR SUCH AN INSULT! I’M NOT IRISH!

                    • John Galt

                      Are you “clowning” around?

                    • too much of a softball

                    • John Galt

                      Your clown encounter at the irish pub was a memorable tale.

                    • It is one of my top 3 and I have some dooseys

                    • John Galt

                      Write some memoirs. I told a couple to my sibs and they all rebuked me. Don’t be discouraged from the flack you’ll get. Rise above.

                    • bem

                      wait – what movie’s that from?
                      Riverdance?

                    • Untouchables you miserable fuck

                    • bem

                      I dont speak animal.

                    • A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms.
                      Enthusiasms, enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration?
                      What is that which gives me joy? Baseball! A man stands alone at the
                      plate. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he
                      stands alone. But in the field, what? Part of a team. Teamwork… Looks,
                      throws, catches, hustles. Part of one big team. Bats himself the
                      live-long day, Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on. If his team don’t field…
                      what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, the stands are full of
                      fans. What does he have to say? I’m goin’ out there for myself. But… I
                      get nowhere unless the team wins.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      It’s like we share the same brain.

                    • moron

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      big dummy

                    • I’m commin’ ‘lizabeth

                    • Ainigmaris Thales
                    • Jim Johnson

                      She is so….overacted

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      That’s got to be the episode where she got hooked on speed or something.

                    • bem

                      Go ask Mickey Mantle to pay your rent

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Untouchables you fucking queer-ass faggot

                    • that’s what you get for having a thieving wop on the team

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms… What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Baseball!

                    • see below

                    • bem

                      THAT is from Riverdance….

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      YOU ARE FROM RIVERDANCE YOU GAY NANCY-BOY FAG

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      OT: “Nancy-boy” is an underrated insult. I think I’m gonna bring it back.

                    • bem

                      got my vote, Mary.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Shut it, you L7 square

                    • John Galt

                      Hey. There is only one irishman here.

                    • bem

                      gonna take everyones money..

                    • John Galt

                      Damn right.

                      Oh tell Thales that WB Fitness went home to get his shine box and to sit tight.

                    • bem

                      KEEP HIM HERE.

                    • drinks are on the house

                    • bem

                      On
                      the House

            • FUCK WHITESNAKE!

              • Jim Johnson

                You no like David Coverdale?

              • can’t think of any band with the word white in it that is any good.

                • White Stripes?

                  • ok they are kinda good…

                    • Hes a hipster but can make simple melodies on guitar sound pretty good. Nothing that hasnt been done before, but he resurrected it when things were pretty shit in the rock world.

                    • I actually like his covers of old blues songs he actually has a dirty sound when he wants that I like. I didn’t care that michael jackson fucked 8 year old boys with cancer, i can certainly live with this dick being a hipster

  • UnreconstructedConfederate

    “Granted we started young (first kid we had she was 18, I was 20 and it wasn’t planned) but it just made it easier to have more.”
    That sounds like us, I was 21 and she was 19. Six weeks after my 21st birthday we got married and the first one was born seven months later and I thought it was the worst thing that could happen to me. Had another another one two years and one month later. Later I realized that was my greatest accomplishment was raising two kids who have their heads screwed on right and are more successful in life than I’ve ever been. Now I look back and wish we had had a house full of them. Don’t wait until you’re an old man to start. If I could do it anybody should be able to.

    • Jim Johnson

      I concur. even getting married at 23, and having another as soon as she felt ready again, (every other year, then 3 year gap, then 4 year gap) six is all we could do. She was 37 when our last was born. I think we are done.

      • UnreconstructedConfederate

        6 sounds like plenty, y’all have done your part:)

        • unless they are all sons and then ya gotta find you a 7th son and pressure him from day one that he too must have 7 sons.

          • Jak

            Father Jim Johnson had many sons
            And many sons had Father Jim Johnson

            • Jim Johnson

              What is crazy is I am sort of an anomaly now. 150 years ago, my family would be average, or smaller than average. My wife has a great-great-great-uncle who had 5 wives, and 49 kids! Could you imagine the chaos? Meanwhile, western civilization is withering away.

          • UnreconstructedConfederate

            Yeah, then he could pick the winning lottery numbers!

            • AutomaticSlim

              Or become a vampire…

        • Jim Johnson

          It ain’t over yet, 18 more years of kids in the house, plus probably getting grandkids before then.

          • UnreconstructedConfederate

            An old farmer from here who passed away last year had-3sons 3 daughters 37 grandchildren 144 grandchildren and 9 great grandchildren.

          • John Galt

            When the last of your children are packing up to leave the house, your grandchildren are walking through your door. God willing.

            • Jim Johnson

              That’s if you do it right. But at least then, you can do the hanging out without the responsibility.

      • 6! My God, get this man a medal!

        And some bourbon!

    • Everyone has that “wtf my life is over” type of feeling, but you figure it out. Realizing how easy/fun it can be (even that early) can change things for you. Kid 2 at 23 and kid 3 at 28 was a piece of cake. You just extend the amount of time you’ll be having a kid in the house really.

    • NemesisEnforcer

      Here’s the truth – you will never be fully ready. I waited till my mid 30’s, and still could have waited another ten years. Finances, personal life, career, everything, takes a hit, and you quickly find that nothing is in perfect order. But if you wait, you will also be older, and more tired, trying to chase around kids who have boundless energy. In some ways it keeps you young, but I could also handle sleep deprivation a lot better in my younger years. No real sense in waiting, just take the plunge.

  • AutomaticSlim

    “I truly believe that a kid that goes awry as an adult had something that the parents fucked up.”

    Oh yeah…

  • MCGOO

    Bravo!

    http://www.freedomok.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/large-family-good.jpg

    * Large farm – check
    * Serial baby machine activated – check
    * All have straight teeth – check

    Wait a munite. Six girls in a row. Hmmm. The male sperm is heavier as I understand. Reproductive therapists place the sperm in a centrifuge.

    Solution – next time mom and dad need to do it . . . on the ROUNDUP ride!

    http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/38600000/Roundup-Idlewild-Amusement-Park-amusement-parks-38658958-320-180.gif

    Unfortunately where I grew up, the carnival only came by once a year. If the carnival wasn’t in town, what we did back in the day was . . . eeh we just went to the park at 2 am (this is the best merry go round gif I could find)

    https://m.imgur.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/oInbbGe

    As you can see we males are quite innovative with centrifugal force, like it’s in our blood or something. I hope Opie can still see. Shit.

    I once told my gf I was conceived in this manner on a merry go round. Then I invited her to the park that night. She wanted to do it on the swigset. I guess all those bars on the merry go round make it seem like a big osterizer food processer. They really need seats on those durn things.

  • BurningHammer-ΑΝΑΡΡΟΦΆΩ ΚΌΚΟΡΑ

    I can’t have kids, genetic defects. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.