A Salad Fit For a King

A lot of you are probably in the same boat as I am fighting off the holiday bulge.  With so many sweets and other delicacies floating around the house and office and parties being held by family and friends, overeating can become an issue for even the most disciplined man.

A general rule I try to follow is eating well at least 80% of the time.  I find that if I can manage this, my weight stays pretty manageable.  Lately, I’ve taken to accomplishing this by eating more salads.

Now let me be real with you for a minute.  I’m not a big salad guy.  I avoid salad dressings because they are a bunch of empty calories and typically filled with soybean oil(no bueno for your testosterone levels), but then I face the issue of the salad being dry and rather bland tasting.  To top that off, salads tend to be rather light and don’t keep me full for very long either.

So I set about creating a delicious salad that didn’t need dressing, was quick and easy to make (and clean up afterwards, was nutritious, and would keep me full so I’m not running to the snack machine thirty minutes after lunch.  After some careful thought and a trip to the grocery store, I created a quick recipe for my lunches that surprisingly met all these criteria!  Below, I’m going to show you said recipe and alternatives to meet your own preferences.

Fats & Protein

Men need a healthy dose of saturated fats in order for their body to create testosterone.  On top of that, fat is incredibly satiating and improves the flavor of meals.  I added a few sources of fats, both saturated and unsaturated to my salad to meet this macronutrient:

  1. Crumbled Feta Cheese – This cheese has a rather briny flavor that really gives the salad a kick.  I typically would top my salad with a bit less than a quarter cup.
  2. Almonds – I went with salted and roasted almonds, but there’s plenty of different almonds you can go with.  You can go with plain almonds or try something a little more exotic like wasabi flavored almonds.
  3. Eggs – Eggs are incredibly nutrient dense and also have a decent amount of protein to boot.  No good salad is complete with a couple of hard boiled eggs added in.
  4. Your Meat of Choice – For my salads, I added a serving of grilled pork, but you can add whatever protein source you wanted.  Seared steak, chicken, tuna, whatever suits your preferences.

Additional options: Avocados are a great source of health fats and nutrients that you can add to your salad.  Also, if you absolutely MUST have some kind of dressing, you can’t go wrong with a splash of extra virgin olive oil and vinegar.  I found that my salad was so delicious that this wasn’t necessary.

Roughage

Now that we got the heavier parts of the salad covered, we need, well…a salad!

To keep the carbs pretty low and nutrient profile high, I made the base of my salad a mix of spinach and baby kale.  On top of that I added some shredded carrots and mushrooms.

You can also add other vegetables like diced onions, celery, tomatoes, etc., but I didn’t want to be messing with a ton of different ingredients so I kept it simple.

Once all the vegetables were put on the plate, the fats and proteins were added on top.  Voila, your salad is ready for consumption!

Results

While I haven’t taken the time to measure the calories and macro breakdown of this quick and easy lunch, I am reasonably sure it is under 600 calories.  You can easily change the makeup of the salad to meet your own needs.

What I did notice once I began eating these salads for my lunches is that my energy leveled out pretty quickly, by the second day.  I no longer experienced the dreaded afternoon crash and I wasn’t starving by the time I got home, both big wins in my book.  I also noticed my stomach began to shrink pretty quickly without sacrificing any strength thanks to the copious amounts of fats and protein.

Conclusion

If you’re short on time during your lunch break at work, simply take a grocery bag with all the ingredients and leave them in the work fridge like I do.  That way, all I have to do is grab a plate, whip up a quick salad and I’m good to go.  The only cooking you’ll have to do is hard-boiling  the eggs and cooking whatever meat you’re using beforehand.  This should only take you 15-20 minutes in the kitchen on Sunday afternoon.

What other items can you think of to add to a salad fit for a king?  Leave your suggestions in the comments below and keep on fighting the battle of the bulge this Christmas season!

Author: Jak

Jak, married and father of three, seeks to help the Red-Pill Community take its next step past the petty cynicism and ineffectual anger. While he recognizes that men are significantly handicapped by the modern legal system and culture, he doesn't accept that traditional marriage is untenable in today's social climate. Rather, men must be willing to adapt to this new world by implementing new tactics and approaches to maintaining a balance of power. Jak is here to provide you with these lessons.

  • UnreconstructedConfederate

    I don’t have anything constructive to add so- I used to work with a guy that was BIG, I mean like about 6-6 and 320. He was probably a little overweight but mostly he was just big and strong as an ox. At times he would decide he was going to ” lose some weight and eat right”, he would bring salads to work that I nicknamed them a “3 acre salad”. I called them that because I figure it took about three acres to grow enough stuff to make one not including the truckload of eggs and ham.

    • bem

      “I don’t have anything constructive to add so-”
      oh…..is that a thing?

      • UnreconstructedConfederate

        I was just trying to be nice since most of the time I don’t have anything constructive to add…

        • bem

          you thinking is very old fashioned…

  • Sir Lee

    would never eat salads when younger – chick food
    Now I search them out – too much effort to make them – top supermarkets around here have excellent salad $/lb buffet – zabars, whole foods, citteralla etc

  • Jim Johnson

    Salad is good, meat is good, whole grains are fair.

    Milk is for babies, processed carbohydrates or poison

    • Sir Lee

      that’s my new philosophy – meat/veg, fruit – some grains , less dairy, far less sugar.
      Was competing in triathlon till mid 40s ( and winning occasionally) – and followed the paleo diet for athletes.
      grain is a good battery of energy – otherwise mostly avoid.

      • Jim Johnson

        Agreed whoever came up with the food pyramid was probably a communist

        • Sir Lee

          or owns a sugar company

          • Jim Johnson

            With six kids, I need to put carbs in their diet merely for financial reasons. But it is potatoes, rice, or flour we ground ourselves

            • Thefourhorstmann

              Kids need carbs. Just complex and as little processing as possible. Which sounds like what you are doing.

      • Im on a similar plan food wise. Chicken/Pork for most proteins, spinach/broccoli for veggies, basically no grain, minimal dairy, zero sugar.

        • Sir Lee

          Yea my most simplest – was meat in the pan – broccoli cauliflower, carrots in the steamer
          Pepper and salt

  • bem

    I want you all to enjoy your cake, so….enjoy

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      cruisin’ for a bruisin’ pal!

      • bem

        But who gave the order?

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          did Roth say his b-day cake slice was too big or too small?

          • AutomaticSlim

            Big. A guy like that probably ordered off the kiddy menu.
            For portions size…as well as for price.

          • bem

            He wanted a smaller peice

            • dckhead_con_artist

              Did you ever notice what a big deal he made out of that cake? All those billionaire mobsters really wanted some cake, and that could have been the best time to poison all of them!

              • bem

                That would have nothing to do with business!!!!

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  was the dude who shot Roth at the airport on a suicide mission? Either he had terminal cancer and wanted to make a few bucks or that scene wasn’t thought out properly. This shit is mind bending me.

                  • bem

                    difficult, not impossible….I’m sure he didn’t INTEND on getting gunned down.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I can’t figure out why there, at that venue, with security around and where he can be easily identifiable and shot. This shit has been bothering me for 20 years and I have nobody to talk to about it.

                    • bem

                      hahahaha well you’ve come to the right place!

                    • It’s amongst the Italians real grease ball shit

                    • bem

                      But it would be like having one of our own on the inside!

                    • Like we was all gettin made

                    • bem

                      How long ago was you made?

                    • How long ago it was you made*

                    • bem

                      You treat me like some kinda jerk!?!?

                    • Ask jack ruby

                  • Rocco

                    • bem

                      Solid name.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                you sir, are:

              • It matters. Customs matter. The old ways matter. There is a formality to how things are done and one is honor bound to follow it…regardless of whether they’re planning to murder you or not. That’s why GF is a perfect movie..details like that

          • Roth wanted a smaller piece

        • morning bem. Let’s to it. Short day here.

    • smaller piece ….

  • For dressing, I like to pour about 2 tbsp of olive oil, pepper and a few red pepper flakes.

  • bem
  • Stoic Nihilist

    You mention testosterone levels at least twice in your article. Who the fuck even knows their T count? If you’re not an old guy over 55, and aren’t apiece of shit, your T levels are probably fine. Consuming small amounts of soy or meats won’t do shit to your hormones.
    I once knew a guy who was obsessed about his T levels, even knew his T count… huge fag.

    You know what’s really gonna make a difference in your life? Not salads. But shit like completely eliminating any form of nicotine from your body and alcohol.

    Also, cows eat salads all day long. Still fat as fuck.

    • bem

      Fat as fuk, AND they get eaten….

    • Obnoxious Troll

      I wanted to say the same thing… eat balanced food, maintain balanced hormones.

      • Stoic Nihilist

        You’re such an obnoxious troll, I love it.

    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

      Cows eat grass and usually some pottage mixture of grains combined with meat from their fellow cows (hence Mad Cow disease). They are “fat as fuck” thanks to syringes full of hormones.

      • Obnoxious Troll

        soooo. out of that guy’s whole comment, the only thing you found worth commenting on was fat cows?

        • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

          Are you deigning to choose for me what I should and shouldn’t find appropriate to comment on?

          The “fat cows” thing was always silly, I was just pointing out why it was silly. My post, my choice of what to address.

          • Obnoxious Troll

            the bulk of that guy’s comment was about tards who obsess on T levels and you chose to read the fine print instead…

            rather silly to point out something that is obviously silly.

            • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

              A lot of guys “obsess” because we’re not just dealing with normal “just eat some red meat and exercise, you’ll be fine”, rather, we’re living in a world where The Pill has been in our water supply for decades and the results that we’re seeing now include not only mutations and asexual/hermaphrodite fish on the rise, but also Millenial “men” who are clearly a couple of hundred points lower, on the whole (and with exceptions), then men of previous generations when they were in their 20’s and 30’s. If this was 1955 I’d be totally in his camp on this, decent exercise and eating normally and you’re good to go. Today, eh, it doesn’t hurt to take precautions.

              • dckhead_con_artist

                serious question: has there been a study as to the amount of birth control hormones per mL of tap water?

                • AutomaticSlim

                  Or salt peter?

              • Stoic Nihilist

                Are you a millennial man?
                Are you over 55 and can’t get an erection? Seems like you’re obsessed with testosterone.

            • Stoic Nihilist

              You’ll get used to it, but GOJ is a huge little girl.

    • Jak

      “You mention testosterone levels at least twice in your article.”

      You mean out of an 814 word article, I said the same word twice? My sincerest apologies.

      “Who the fuck even knows their T count? If you’re not an old guy over 55, and aren’t a piece of shit, your T levels are probably fine.”

      Don’t know where I said anything about getting your T-levels checked. Are you opposed to us promoting healthy eating, because that was the main gist of this article.

      “Consuming small amounts of soy or meats won’t do shit to your hormones.”

      Would hardly qualify dousing a salad in dressing who’s main oil is soybean “a small amount.” Also, when did I say anything about eating small amounts of meat? Put as much meat as you want on the salad.

      “I once knew a guy who was obsessed about his T levels, even knew his T count… huge fag.”

      Cool story, bro. Changed my life.

      “You know what’s really gonna make a difference in your life? Not salads. But shit like completely eliminating any form of nicotine from your body and alcohol.”

      Phew! That’s a load off! So I can go eat at McDonald’s every day as be healthy as an ox so long as I don’t smoke or drink? Why aren’t more doctors and fitness gurus talking about this?!

      “Also, cows eat salads all day long. Still fat as fuck.”
      LMAO! Seriously? You’re going to use that line of reasoning for trying to deter people from eating salads? Nevermind the fact that cows are strict herbivores made to survive on only plant matter and have multiple compartments in their stomach in order to effectively digest plant matter. The only people getting fat on salads are the people who pile on croutons, overly processed salad dressings, and other garbage.
      On another note, all I see you do here is bitch. If you don’t like what is being discussed, go elsewhere. No one’s making you stay here.

      • Stoic Nihilist

        Your sophomoric attempt at an opinion piece is laughable at best.

        Stop taking shit so personal.
        You sound like a really really boring human being.

        I guess the stuff I say really hits home. And yes, eating Macdonalds is way healhier than having even 4-7 cigs a day, as well as, alcoholic beverages.

        My comments have been featured before, clearly someone likes my “bitching”.

        Hope you develop a sense of humor one of these days.

        • Jak

          Oh don’t worry about me. Not taking anything personal from you. Hard to take someone serious who thinks people get fat from salads, because cows.

          • Stoic Nihilist

            Glad that’s all you took from my comment.
            Your critical reading skills continue to amaze as you continuesly demonstrate to have the uncanny ability to pick up on the most vital parts of my comments.
            Bravo.

    • Ainigmaris Thales

      Still neither stoic nor nihilist. Have you considered changing your name to “Whinny Girl”?

      • bem

        We have a few of them already….

      • Stoic Nihilist

        All the time.

  • bem

    Growing up my only knowledge of salad was the bullshit American side-salad you might find at a diner – iceberg lettuce, shredded carrots, a couple tomatoes…
    Much later I realized their value, particularly in the summer when no one wants to use the oven/range.
    The roughage part as mentioned, can be a whole world beyond iceberg lettuce. Besides spinach, red and green
    leaf, arugula, romaine are all somewhat nutritious (key being as always the green-ness), and make an excellent –ahem- ‘broom’ for your plumbing.
    Of course the real value comes from the ‘Flesh Croutons’ – hack up a hunk of anything; pork chicken, steak, sausage and pile it on. Agreed with the nuts and feta too. Good stuff.
    It probably goes without saying to this group, but ANY pre-made dressing is just crap. If you must, whip up a mixture of balsamic vinegar, olive oil, a little honey and whatever herbs you like.
    Never the less, this has to take a back seat to my brother Michael’s favorite- ziti and the meat gravy. I also like to fry up some nice thin chicken cutlets to snake on. Poor kid was watching sauce and helicopters all day…

    • dckhead_con_artist

      add a Diet Coke to that sir, I don’t want to get fat.

      • Stoic Nihilist

        Add a diet four loco instead

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        study released a few days ago confirmed what we already knew: diet sodas atually make you fatter

        • dckhead_con_artist

          I’ve never figured out what natural flavors are:
          “caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium citrate, natural flavors, citric acid, and caffeine.”

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            I think aspatame breaks down in your body to a substance similar to formaldyehide, but its fda-approved so…

            • dckhead_con_artist

              Sweet! you live longer because your organs are well preserved.

      • bem

        Fried Chicken IS a crouton!

        • dckhead_con_artist

          It’s not like you can’t order the coleslaw salad at Wing Stop! Geez, you people are picky!

          • bem

            a legit vegetable! Just like macaroni and cheese!

            • dckhead_con_artist

              like Fried Okra. I hear you can grow it,

              • bem

                It was once green….

    • what about pizza place salad

      • bem

        Perfect.

        • there is absolutely nothing incorrect or hyperbolous about that account.

          • bem

            100% accurate.

  • cheeseburgercheeseburger

    Only dressing you need is some nice olive earl and balsamic vinegar. It was hard to kick ranch dressing until I realized in 92% soybean oil

  • jammyjaybird

    “I’m not a big salad guy” = “I hate iceberg lettuce and tomatoes”

    Me too. Here’s how you do it. Quickly fry up marinated flank steak in a grill pan. Using a chef’s knife, slice thinly and lay across a big bowl of chopped spinach or baby kale. Add hearts of palm and a few chopped tomatoes.

    DRESSING (this is big)

    Toss everything with primal mayonnaise. It’s made with avocado oil. One tablespoon is more than enough. I like the chipotle.

    That, my friends, is a “salad”. You’re welcome, y’all.

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81b7-GgeHbL._SY550_.jpg

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      no croutons? mad croutons make a salad a salad

      • jammyjaybird

        i spit at croutons

      • I once knew a french girl who said that the chief problem with american’s is that they buy pre made crutons. Everything else can be explained from that basis.

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          merkcan croutons must all be the same size. its in the constitution

      • bem

        Buffalo wings.

    • bem

      Excellent. But I dont like mayo.

  • John Galt

    OT: US Surgeon, Who Exposed Clinton Foundation Corruption In Haiti, Found Dead

    http://yournewswire.com/surgeon-clinton-haiti-dead/

    How inconvenient.

    • B1k3_Ch41N

      Everyone who knows The Clintons dies in mysterious ways.
      From the article: ‘Despite the fact police were called to the property regarding an “assault“, they instantly registered the death as “suicide” and closed the case.”
      Total piss take.

    • dckhead_con_artist

      Who the fuck wants to go to Haiti? You deserve to die by booking a flight there.

      • Jim Johnson

        *insert Kersey joke here

    • Obnoxious Troll

      That’s why you just do you job, take the money and STFU. Whistle blowing ain’t what it’s cracked up to be…

      • B1k3_Ch41N

        The man did the right thing in exposing the corrupt cunts. Also, he was a volunteer not paid staff.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          he should have been doing charitable work at the titty bar where a rich doctor belongs.

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            simple truths…simple truths

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            K.

        • Obnoxious Troll

          sure… i bet he’s proud of his actions.

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      probably didnt have enough roughage in his diet

    • jammyjaybird

      Paul Manafort, Donald Trump’s longtime confidante, first campaign manager, and resident of Trump Tower…

      …indicted by federal grand jury on 12 counts of money laundering and conspiracy. October 30, 2017.

      You really want to play this game? You really want to point fingers at a failed presidential candidate who hasn’t held office in five years?

      Better idea: Can we talk about who’s sitting in the fucking White House right now? Can we talk about the 60-70 sealed indictments related to Russian conspiracy that are currently being held in DC federal courthouse? Can we talk about Michael Flynn and his son being charged with treason? Can we talk about Flynn flipping on everyone in the White House in order to spare the life of his son?

      Can we discuss the imminent collapse of the most corrupt executive administration in modern history, and the subsequent constitutional crisis that will be triggered as a result?

      Question: Who’s fucking PAYING you to spout your irrelevant shit here?

      • B1k3_Ch41N

        There is no Russia anything in Europe or America. Parhetic excuses for shitty politicins. Cheap filler for CIA controlled media orgs.

        • jammyjaybird

          Troll.

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            It’s times like these where I wished I had a Russian keyboard.

            • jammyjaybird

              I’m just waiting to find ONE manosphere visitor who is willing to actually discuss the facts of Mueller’s Russian investigation.

              Not opinions, or predictions. Just to discuss the FACTS.

              Nobody wants to do that. Why? Because everybody knows what conclusions those facts will lead to.

              • bem

                None of us has access to facts.

                • jammyjaybird

                  We know what’s being reported. There are also leaks that you can find with some digging.

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  his rhetoric only works on peeps on the left side of the bell curve

              • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                I have no idea what conclusions those facts will lead to.

                I cannot understand anything around the thought processes at play in this “investigation.” I’m looking for the logic, and the dots are not connecting for me. Like at all.

                I’m not entirely dense, so what gives?

                • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                  I think you’ve just proven that you are entirely dense, because you didn’t just nod and agree, and if you don’t just nod and agree, that means that you’re as stupid as a bag of hammers. C’mon mate, get with the program!

              • B1k3_Ch41N
            • bem

              Mine sold itself…

      • Obnoxious Troll

        Dude… lmao. And I thought I was obnoxious…

        • jammyjaybird

          You’ll soon find that I have different political views than most here.

          Translation: My eyes are open, while others are not.

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            Plato’s cave. Get out of there jammy.

          • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

            Translation: I have myopia and see no viewpoint other than my own as valid and I combine this with a huge amount of hubris, arrogance and sneering.

            Just wanted to keep truth in advertising alive. I won’t do politics with you Jammy any longer, but make no mistake, it’s not because we have different ideas on topics, it’s because of your willful arrogance, your circular reasoning and your ability to flee on a dime when you’re cornered that reeks of intellectual dishonesty. Throw in your Argument From The Sneer and I don’t know why anybody here would ever want to talk politics with you.

            Stick to non-political issues is the best advice I can tender.

            • jammyjaybird

              That’s at least the fifth time you’ve returned to tell me that you won’t discuss politics with me.

              Funny.

              • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                And I’m not talking politics with you, I’m not rebutting your assertions on this thread that are political and I’m not offering any of my own viewpoints to you to hash out. I’m telling you why myself and others find you so unapproachable on the topic. We’ve all witnessed you go off on a sneer bender, get cornered and then flee for a week until the dust settles. You’ll go round and round with obfuscation and constant logical errors and fallacies until you’re finally in a corner, then it’s name calling time as you run away so fast that you leave behind a you-shaped cloud of smoke like the Roadrunner. On the topic of politics you have no credibility, because of how you approach it.

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  Damn…

                • jammyjaybird

                  You called me an idiot and a fantasist about the Russia investigation six months ago.

                  Guess what? Four indictments so far. From what I’ve read, there are about sixty left to go, including the current occupant of the White House.

                  I’d say you’re the one with the credibility problem.

                  Go back to Breitbart, GoJ. Continue getting your confirmation bias reaffirmed and your radical right-wing ego stroked. The rest of us — the real patriots — will carry on.

                  • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                    You utterly failed to see the point I was making, and reaffirmed a lot of what I’ve noted.

                    So….um…thanks, I guess?

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Yeah, I’m angry. So are about 60% of the US. You got a problem with that?

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      *yawn*

                      Get over it, and yourself. Being angry all the time means that you’re easily manipulated. The best way to manipulate individuals and groups is to keep them in constant emotional turmoil. Your masters understand this perfectly and I don’t fault them for using the tactic, I only suggest that maybe you should reconsider falling to the same tactic that women use to get over on men (emotional manipulation). You’ve been nothing but “angry” going on a year now, maybe longer, that I and others have witnessed. Makes you such an easy person to lead and direct.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Discuss facts, GoJ.

                      Let’s discuss Robert Mueller and the Russia investigation. Tell me the facts that you know.

                      The floor is yours.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Not talking politics with you, kid, I’ve told you that.

                      When John Galt gets back from his Schnizle break (I think that’s what they take in Germany, right?) he’ll hand you your ass, you’ll sneer, call names, then turn tail and flee. As always. Every single time. Your non-credibility, your arrogance, your “my views are facts, yours are opinions and make you stupid, you idiot!” approach which you’ve manifested on this thread a couple of times already, makes any discussion with you pointless, frustrating and nothing more than dabbling in feminine emotionalism, in regard to politics.

                      And that’s all she wrote, the pencil broke.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      I’m 42 years old. Don’t call me kid.

                      Does Galt have American citizenship?

                      I asked you to discuss facts. Is it “feminine emotionalism” to discuss facts of an ongoing special investigation? Really? Is Robert Mueller therefore prone to feminine emotionalism because he’s searching for facts?

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      I’m 50 and I’ll call you anything I wish. John Galt is an America, from around where I live actually, and I’ve met him in real life and he’s the most solid, factual, straight forward, down to earth man you’ll ever meet. Not that it matters and you question is irrelevant.

                      I’ve already told you, child, that you’re not dragging me into politics. I do however take pleasure in pointing out your poor debate and rhetorical skills on the topic. You are easily lead, unhinged and emotional. Perfect fodder for your masters. If you’re this emotional and easily riled by politics and other men, it can only be assumed that women play you like a fiddle. Take a rest and learn to not let yourself get so emotional, regardless of topic. That’s true red pill advice right there, brother.

                      I’ll leave you now, because you are diverting the original topic you responded to with John Galt with “whatabouthim!” ism, you’ve had this pointed out and yet you’ve projected your own failings onto others. The inability to see the irony is, oh heck I’ll say it, ironic.

                      You have a great day now, ya’ hear!

                    • jammyjaybird

                      I changed the topic on purpose, not blindly. On purpose. Just remember that, old man.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      I know you did it on purpose, that’s what “whatabouthim”-ism is all about. Diverting attention from the original topic. Duh. Glad you admitted it though.

                      First you try to play the “I’m old and worthy of respect!” card and then turn around and use “old” as a sneer, lol. Your intellectual compartmentalization is hilarious (doublethink, anybody?)

                      All the best.

                    • bem

                      I’M SMAHT!!! NOT STUPID LIKE EVERYONE SAYS! I’M SMAHT AND I WANT RESPECT!!!!!!!

                    • Art

                      “WHY -THE HELL- AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD”

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      I’ll be 52 in less than a month.
                      That long march to the grave continues on…

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      The only standard of age we recognize on our Telegram channel is that you’re only as old as the pussy you’re putting your dick into. Jak and Bem are the two grandpas of the channel. Heh.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Cripes!
                      Then I really am still 19!! (or 20, or 21, or 22…)

                    • bem
                    • Boothe

                      I am glad you left me out of that GoJ. I’d hit you with my cane. 😉

                    • bem

                      And now, ladies and gentlemen, the author of “Smile, Smile, Smile!”, its Automatic Slim!!!!!!

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Well…3 times a week anyway…

                    • bem

                      Well If I’M telling you to ‘cheer up’ you are in deep shit…..

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      ” If you’re this emotional and easily riled by politics and other men, it can only be assumed that women play you like a fiddle. Take a rest and learn to not let yourself get so emotional, regardless of topic. That’s true red pill advice right there, brother.” – it took me 40 years to learn this. I hope he does too!

                    • jammyjaybird

                      It’s righteous anger, bro. Anybody who isn’t angry about this subject is either ignorant or a traitor. I don’t usually boil things down so harshly but this topic is different. You’ll see.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Righteous anger should be saved for child molesters and murderers ,not election rigging .

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Or worse, alleged election rigging with no actual factual evidence. It’s like getting worked up and gnashing one’s teeth about your neighbor if somebody alleges that he doesn’t pick up dog crap that his dog makes in others yards, yet nowhere is dog crap to be seen.

                    • John Galt

                      Hey jamm. Work and family got in the way of me shooting the shit with AKC, but I just read through most of the thread where we left off.
                      The anger goes both ways poltically, but I am going to mass next week for JCs birthday and I promise will pray for you.

                    • bem

                      I’m 45 and I will call all of youse kid, slick, ace, bub, sport, paissan, bra, dood, pal, money, home-slice (-biscuit, -triscuit, or -piece), niqqa, dik, hoser, man, yo, ya, junior, Mary, Shirley, or cheif as I see fit.
                      I reserve the right!!!!!

                    • Obnoxious Troll

                      don’t you dare call me shirley!!!

                    • but not chicken. No one calls me chicken

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Or a high roller.
                      Or a “Fiddler Ben”.

                      Now…what films?

                    • high roller might be casino, but i am guessing. Fiddlin’ ben is Gangs of New York, that visually stunning film about the people even italians could look down on……Fiddler Ben on the other time sounds like a bathhouse denizen

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      1 of 2. Very good.

                      High roller was from The Outlaw Josie Wales.
                      When Josie asks for whiskey at the Texas bar, they call him a “high roller”. Then wonder if they upset him when he walks out. Until he comes back with a case of whiskey.

                    • I need to rewatch that right after I clear 6 more instances of both godfather movies from my queue

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Fiddler Ben…reminds of the “Uncle Ernie” character in
                      “Tommy” — Keith Moon (the loon) fiddling about.

                    • bem

                      Fiddle BEM was me whacking off 6 times a day when I was 10….

                    • wow. what’s it up to now? I am guessing it has to be at least 70

                    • bem

                      Nah – it was eatin’ into my commentin’ time…..

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      But if you hired cheap labour to do one of the tasks you would be so much more productive.

                    • bem

                      GO GET YOUR SHINE BOX

                    • Cheeseburger, keep him here

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      The only right that you truly have to fight for, is the right to PAAAAARRRRTY!

                      Thought I’d bring that topic back around from yesterday, for consistency’s sake.

                    • bem

                      I dont want to.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      That’s exactly my point. Nobody here wants to. They’d rather, like Galt, make up fantasies about irrelevant failed political candidates.

                    • bem

                      My work these days is focused more on shoe-horning movie quotes into every possible discourse.

                    • Boothe

                      Jammy, GoJ was discussing facts. I’ve witnessed the same thing from you. Apply what you know about women to the political elite. They use the same tactics to influence and manipulate you. Swallow the rest of the Red Pill.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Apply what you know about women to the political elite. They use the
                      same tactics to influence and manipulate you. Swallow the rest of the
                      Red Pill.

                      Damn, exactly what I’m trying to say. If you get down to it, he’s basically being a White Knight for the power elite. I mean literally.

                    • Boothe

                      I know! It saddens me too. He’s obviously intelligent. He’s just not making the correlation between professional politics and professional wrestling. It’s all about keeping the public entertained and polarized while they take your money. At least with the WWE you aren’t forced at gunpoint to financially support them. Not so with the gun-vermin.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      I’m well aware, Boothe. I see the forest for the trees.

                      This time is different. We’ve never had an honest-to-God traitor occupying the White House before. That’s what makes this different, and that’s why I’m pounding my fist on the desk trying to get this across to you people.

                    • Boothe

                      Yes we did. We had a Saul Alinsky disciple in the Whitehouse for the last eight years. And the Bonesmen Bush crime cartel before him. But since you believe in stealing from your neighbors to pay for the things you want, because that’s what socialism and a progressive income tax are, theft, you can overlook your team’s treason. You’re happy when Team B violates the Constitution because you agree with their agenda. You only see high crimes being committed when the outcome isn’t what you want. But either way you ignore the supreme law of the land when it suits you. Right now you are getting the government you deserve and you don’t understand why. You are too caught up in socialistic dogma to admit that it ALWAYS fails, leaving the afflicted countries in privation and dictatorship. The best way is to allow the maximum amount of individual liberty administered by the minimum amount of government. As long as you believe big government of any stripe is the answer, you remain politically Blue Pill.

                    • bem

                      o stop it….

                    • Boothe

                      Okay let’s say 60%of the US are angry? I contend better than 95% are ignorant of what’s actually going on which is world domination by the corporatocracy and the International banksters in particular. Until you break that stranglehold, everything else is pure political theatre.

                  • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                    how can you call yourself a patriot when the end game is globall governance?? GEE-sus…

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      I always find it amazing the “you’re either with us or against us” mindset he and many people have. I’m little “L” libertarian, not “right wing”, which people with even a hint of political sophistication knows is a different thing. This has been pointed out to him many times, just like I pointed out in the past that I wasn’t a big Trump fan, but it never sinks in, because he’s only able to process the binary us/them paradigm. Not that many on the right also don’t have this problem, but it’s amazing to me how people can get into this rut.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      political talk-meh.
                      back to salads- can you believe there are restaurants in manhattan that dont give you seared tuna in the tuna nicoise? can of bumble bee tuna! @[email protected]:disqus

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Who the hell eats fish on salad? Ugh. Chicken, or maybe a bit o’ beef, thanks!

                    • bem

                      I always thought of you, but I tried tuna out of avocado and it was OK. I mean, its green, right?

                    • Murdoc34

                      I do, all the time. Expand the definition of fish to include shrimp and you’ve got a rather common addition to any run-of-the-mill restaurant Caesar. Then, you know, there are the “salads” of mostly fish. Mmm whitefish salad.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Sardines too.
                      A quick, cheap way to eat dinner.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Shrimp ain’t fish. But they is seafood. Probably the only seafood I can be deigned to eat, honestly.

                      Personally I can’t stand salt water fish. Just a preference thing.

                    • Murdoc34

                      So you like freshwater fish? You know who else likes freshwater fish? Russians, that’s who.

                      I’m watching you.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      I can eat bass and catfish, but only on occasion, and usually only if properly prepared outdoors over or under a fire wrapped in tin foil.

                    • Murdoc34

                      I noticed that you ignored the whole Russian angle in all this, because you can’t handle the truth.

                      Since my opinions are different than yours, I’m obviously smarter.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Your points are irrelevant since they do not completely validate my points, ergo, you’re dumber than me. Duh.

                    • Boothe

                      Shrimp be cockroaches of the sea. They’re the bottom feeders’ bottom feeder. They’re still good though.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Yeah, but I eat catfish, so…

                    • Boothe

                      And catfish eat shrimp if they can. See my point?

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      “Shrimp is the black man’s lobster.”
                      “Why isnt lobster the black man’s lobster?”
                      “BECAUSE LOBSTER IS THE WHITE MAN’S LOBSTER!”
                      clip isnt on u tube anymore, heres the opening sequence(show never shoulda been cancelled)

                    • bem

                      Sorry Charlie!

                    • In france the tinned tuna is actually common practice. The difference is that it is belly tuna, really expensive and well treated not bumblebee bullshit. Give a shot to Ortiz Bonito Del Norte

                    • bem

                      The airfrance job made us – 2 million in unmarked tins of tuna.

                    • DON’T BUY ANYTHING!

                    • bem

                      it was a wedding gift…
                      its in Charlie Tuna’s name…

                    • Are you being a fuckin’ wiseguy with me?

                    • jammyjaybird

                      The fact that you visit Breitbart speaks volumes. It’s radical right propaganda.

                    • bem

                      as opposed to Raw Story, which is objective…

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      How would you know, if you haven’t visited yourself? If you haven’t visited yourself, then you’re taking second hand information as fact, which is always a mistake (because we only deal in facts, Jammy!) Thus, you’re either a hypocrite who also has visited the site, or, you’re just repeating what others heard like a good little tool.

                      So which is it?

                      I also visit he BBC site now and again. I guess that makes me British.

                    • bem
                    • Jak

                      I wish I could pull off that mustache….

                    • bem

                      I believe in you.
                      besides, you could shave today and have that shit in gear by tomorrow at 4…..

                    • Jak

                      Oh I’m not concerned about being able to grow it. Rather, I’d look goofy as hell with it, not rugged and surly like the guy in this pic.

                    • bem

                      My brother in law did it for a while. Hes fat as hell, so obviously self-respect is already off the table.

                    • Boothe

                      You’d better sedate him before you try to pull that mustache off. He looks like he’d put up one helluva fight…

                    • bem

                      right! he’s british, not french!

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      ‘Radical right propaganda’ aaaaaand that’s how you lose even more credibility.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Credibility granted by you? That’s fine.

                  • John Galt

                    “…real patriots..”

                    What branch in the US military did you serve? I didn’t catch it.

              • dckhead_con_artist

                I can’t figure out how working with Russia does the USA any harm. When is the last time they attempted a terrorist attack on us or tried to takeover?

                • Actually I think they’d make a pretty good team.

                • jammyjaybird

                  Our entire intelligence community has determined that the Russians sought to influence the 2016 election through a hacking and influence campaign. The leaders of the Senate Intelligence Agency endorsed these findings as well.

                  Have you been living under a rock?

                  • B1k3_Ch41N

                    Uranium deal thing…….Hilary……putin…….. 145 millions……

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    Who cares? Who wanted a woman president anyways?

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Seriously, this. Red pill people by definition shouldn’t be out pimping for some broad to lead men.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I don’t even sit in the passenger seat anymore. These days, the woman could be on her period, drunk, on Aderall, emotionally unstable, having a bad hair day, listening to “likes” ringtone from her Fakebook, or all the above. I’d rather be in a car with O.J. at the wheel.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      And with him, you know that you’d definitely be traveling at a safe speed!

                    • Sir Lee

                      Every single teacher I know, drinks drives and txts every night.
                      Winding roads- dark and abundnat deer.
                      I stopped riding because of it

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I take days off between the months of July and August just to day drink and run into horny, drunk teachers. You can drink and get laid all before noon if you meet the right one

                  • bem

                    Russians cant vote.

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      But trained bears on uniciles can.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      As well they should!

                    • In russia, election votes for….well…….Putin

                    • and penguins can’t fly!

                    • bem

                      and i wont fly without my lucky hat.

                    • already there, see above.

                    • bem

                      yeah but I just had to…

                    • Boothe

                      I won’t fly without my lucky penguin. I was hacked by a secret cabal of Frank Zappa followers.

                    • John Galt

                      Neither can turkeys. Just ask Mr. Carlson (WKRP ref).

                    • Nice!

                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    Again, you whine about the “real facts” but then use distortions of the actual facts. The whole “17 intelligence agencies” thing has been debunked. Further, the idea that Russian engaged in a campaign to influence the U.S. election is meaningless without anything more than that. Russia has been engaging in campaigns to influence U.S. elections for decades… just like the U.S. has been engaged in campaigns to influence Russian politics for decades. Just like China, Britain, and every other country has sought to influence the politics of each and every other country since the beginning of time. We try to hack their shit, they try to hack our shit. They try to get people in they want, we try to get people in that we want. That’s why the fucking CIA exists, for fuck’s sake. The assertion that “the Russians sought to influence the 2016 election through a hacking and influence campaign” is about as meaningful as saying “It snowed in Canada in December.” That’s exactly what happens in every election, always. Duh.

                    • bem

                      We used to run molasses up to Canada. Made a fortune.

                    • Boothe

                      +1 for unvarnished truth Thales.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I’m willing to put a little varnish on the truth as the next guy, but at least I’m not a huge cunt about it.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Of course, spycraft is dirty and all developed countries engage in it. Congrats on having read a book.

                      The U.S. has a rule of law, and those laws were broken by the current occupant of the Oval Office, whose campaign cooperated with a foreign power to influence our electoral process.

                      Do you view that as a problem? If not, you don’t believe in the rule of law.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I have a problem with any occupent of the Oval Office who breaks the law.
                      When I see proof that Trump has done so, I will call it out.

                  • Boothe

                    “entire intelligence community” LMAO! So you interviewed each and every field agent, paid informant, analyst and bureau chief personally I take it. I am impressed…

                • B1k3_Ch41N

                  He suckles at the teat of the globalist kabal’s news networks.

          • Obnoxious Troll

            pretty sure guys on the other side of the fence will say the same thing.

            • jammyjaybird

              I like to work with facts. I’m waiting for one person here to present facts about Mueller’s investigation.

              Nobody does.

              • EDIT: Just the facts ma’am
                Please phrase your comment in the form of a cultural reference)

                • bem

                  Seconded.

              • Obnoxious Troll

                ok. what about facts of the several murders the clintons did? or about how big a sleazebag bill clinton was?

                pretty sure offing people is more serious than shaking hands with russians.

                • jammyjaybird

                  You know the term “whataboutism”? You’re doing it right now.

                  The topic is Robert Mueller and the special investigation into Russia’s corruption of the American electoral process. Would you like to discuss that?

                  • bem

                    The topic, as Mr Galt began, was the trail of dead people behind Clinton. YOU brought up “What Trump Did” as if cued by the fake media.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Because diverting attention away from Russia towards the Clintons is what online trolls are being paid to do.

                      I do wonder, given Galt’s consistent attacks on a now-irrelevant political figure who’s lost two presidential runs, who’s lining his pockets.

                    • Obnoxious Troll

                      :Because diverting attention away from Russia towards the Clintons is what online trolls are being paid to do.:

                      lmao! irony fail…

                    • bem

                      no divert! His comment was first!

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Ding! Winner winner, chicken dinner.

                      He’s blind to it though, and as is his wont, will project his own failings onto others smugly while telling us how his hypocrisy makes him smarter than us.

                      Every.
                      Single.
                      Time.

                  • B1k3_Ch41N

                    Could you explain the voter fraud without citing any establishment sources such as CNN, BBC or politico?
                    Maybe were too blind to see.

                  • Obnoxious Troll

                    dude. you’re the one who started this “whataboutism.
                    you say the topic is mueller? well, I say the topic is about the clintons.

          • bem

            Just stick with the first sentence, bub…

          • AutomaticSlim

            Most people support what directly benefits them.
            Producers want to keep what they earn.
            Government (fed/state/muni) employees and those on assistance want to take more of what others earn.

            • wait are you talking about salad or politics? Fuck I get so confused when there are more than one thread.

              • AutomaticSlim

                Salad of course.
                Those teachers always want to grab our lettuce.

              • bem

                something about Russian Dressing I think….

                • I like that with brisket on rye from Katz’s with a nice Cel-Ray soda….in fact, my annual trip for one of those is upon me.

                  • jammyjaybird

                    Surprised nobody made a “tossing the salad” joke.

        • Boothe

          Hang around. There are some true professionals here. You can pick up some pointers. 😉

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        bubba, dubya and O met with leaders of foreign nations while they were still candidates- Trump did not. Why didnt anyone seek impeachment against those fellas? Oh yeah, cuz they were hand-picked to be the prez, all pre-ordained

        • jammyjaybird

          Way to change the topic.

          Anybody want to actually discuss the facts of the Russia investigation? You know, the one that will destroy GOP leadership for a generation?

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            there are no “facts”- the orange one wasnt supposed to be the prez, so now TPTB are trying to get rid of him. I doff my cap to all those trolls in meatspace who repeatedly lied to pollsters(I think you might be one) and reporters about who they were voting for

            • I think you have the the most correct. I honestly think that they didnt believe Trump would be president. I think they tried to set it up to be “Look at this evil, white, misogynist, nazi, male” vs ”
              ITS HER TURN grrrrl power” and it backfired.

              • jammyjaybird

                You’re right, that it flipped the narrative, and shocked many members of the media. But 538 had a 30% chance that Trump would win.

                The problem, to my eyes, was Russia’s interference. Comey even discussed it, publicly, in his testimony a few months ago. We need free and fair elections and what Mueller is uncovering will shock many people. A friend of mine recently left his job in FBI cybersecurity after 20 years — two months after Trump took office, interestingly — and let’s just say we had an interesting discussion a few months back. He couldn’t tell me much, but he made it clear that there is a lot of shit coming on the horizon.

                But every time I mention this, these jokers ignore the issue and start attacking me personally. Or, like Galt, furthering the radical-right narrative, which is totally preposterous.

                • bem

                  I dont understand what the big deal is about a candidate bullshitting foreign nations about what he can do for them if elected. Every four years these hacks make a point of felating Israel’s mutilated dik. Hows that different?

                  • jammyjaybird

                    “I dont understand what the big deal is about a candidate bullshitting foreign nations about what he can do for them if elected.”

                    Nothing — unless that candidate accepts the help of an outside nation to get elected in his own country.

                    Then it’s called conspiracy.

                    • bem

                      what help? how could a country with no toilet paper influence a first-world election?

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Wait, I thought you were smart, bem. You’re not aware that Russia is one of the world’s premiere cyberattackers? And that Putin seeks to divide the West by meddling in our social and political systems?

                      Here’s one of about fifty different examples:

                      https://www.wired.com/story/russian-hackers-attack-ukraine/

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      I havent read WIRED since they sold out to the media borg(CondeNaste)….
                      no more arguing for me, Im taggin out to @Anigmaris Thales

                    • bem

                      Thales is not blood. Remember dat.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      You think anyone spies on us from the Valizadeh family?

                    • bem

                      Valizadeh is a pimp…….

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      of Ukraine

                    • bem

                      Such meddling shall come to naught. Their oligarchs make money with our oligarchs. Thats the way of the world – the NationState is dead.

                    • Iattacku

                      so the Ukaranian AIDS came from Russia. I should have known

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      Like the globalists sucking each other’s cocks and making deals (taking orders) with Saudi-Israelia.

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  Oh yeah, well, my neighbor’s brother’s friend’s ex-wife’s dog’s former owner’s aunt’s father-in-law is a plumper who once stayed at a Holiday Inn Express in Washington D.C., and he knows about shit, too. We had a really interesting discussion about Mueller and all the things he is doing, and — although he couldn’t get into the details — let me just tell you, there is some really serious shit coming down the pipe. Really serious shit. Right down the pipe.

                  • bem

                    dude I just birthed a dookie the size of my foot….
                    two-flusher!

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Eat more salad, fag.

                    • bem

                      Keep tossing them, er, double-fag!

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Is it gay to toss a girl’s salad?

                      EDIT: ASKING FOR A FRIEND

                    • bem

                      no. just icky.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Yeah, but that’s cause you think girls are “icky” you big queer.

                    • bem

                      And you just like poop-shoots of any flavor, like some hollywood finnochio

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I don’t know what any of that means, I don’t speak Guido.

                    • Boothe

                      Flush it three times. It’s a long way to Washington DC.

                  • jammyjaybird

                    You’re scared to discuss this. I get it. It’s not every day that the guy you voted for is revealed to be a huge puppet of a hostile foreign power.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I’m not scared to discuss this. You are a complete hypocrite. You do EXACTLY what you accuse everyone else who disagrees with you of doing. You have no idea who I voted for, or if I even voted. And, I have seen no proof, no evidence, that Trump is a “huge puppet of a hostile foreign power.”

                • John Galt

                  What radical narrative? I mentioned an article relating to a surgeons death who exposed fraud and you freaked.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        I thought we loved Russian Women?

        • jammyjaybird

          “In Russia, women love YOU”

          Wait, that didn’t work…lol

          • dckhead_con_artist

            That is the Red Pill! The Soviet Pill!

      • bem

        what the FUK does what he said have to do with your (canned) shtick?

        • jammyjaybird

          My “shtick” is a thousand times more important to the future of our society than his “shtick”.

          That’s why I mention it. The redirection and political ignorance in the manosphere is appalling.

          • bem

            Your shtick is in lockstep with the majority of the media-driven popular opinion. That makes me skeptical. Besides, whats so bad about making nice with Russia?

            • jammyjaybird

              They attacked us, dude. Our intelligence community is in 100% agreement about that.

              • bem

                What attack? I thought your bleating about election-specific shenanigans?

                • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                  100% agreed!

                  First, hackers from every nation on earth, friend or foe, constantly tries to hack into various areas of our government, infrastructure and business.

                  Second, you can’t hack into voting machines. They are not internet connected.

                  Third, the Electoral College are people not computers. If you can hack into them then we’ve already passed the point of no return in becoming Cyborgs.

                  Fourth, if you hear “100% of…XYZ agree” then you know you’re dealing with a lie. Get more than three people together and you’ll always be able to evade 100% agreement about a topic.

                  • Jak

                    “Fourth, if you hear “100% of…XYZ agree” then you know you’re dealing with a lie. Get more than three people together and you’ll always be able to evade 100% agreement about a topic”
                    I fully agree with this statement. Can we get a third in agreement so that we create a reality breaking paradox?

                    • Boothe

                      I will agree to disagree…

                  • Boothe

                    Excellent point GoJ. Get more than three people together and you’ll be hard pressed to get them to agree on what to order on a pizza. Oops! Pizza’s OT isn’t it? This was supposed to be about salad…

              • dckhead_con_artist

                Good, we needed one anyways. I feel better after being violated.

              • Boothe

                Oh, like the US intelligence community and longstanding foreign policy has never done anything to provoke Russia? What planet are you from? It doesn’t matter whether you elect Team A or Team B Jammy, they are just the left and right wings of the same predatory bird. And if you work for a living, one look at your pay stub will tell you who their real prey is. And what about the Uranium One deal you so glaringly ignore? If you think either side is clean, you are delusional. They are all in it for themselves at that level. The ones who aren’t never make it to the top. It’s all cutthroat and scum floats.

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                Yet again, you say that like it supports your whole Trump-is-Putin-Hitler-Satan shtick. Our intelligence community, to the extent that it agrees Russia engaged in an influence campaign in the U.S. election, is only telling us that water is wet and the sky is blue. Russia always tries to interfere in our elections, just like we always try to interfere in their elections. That proves absolutely nothing. It means absolutely nothing. Shit, I’d be more worried if I found out Russia didn’t try to interfere in our election. There is exactly as much evidence that Hillary sold uranium to Russia as there is that Trump “colluded” with Russia — and, BTW, there is no such crime as “collusion.” It is a made-up term used by the Trump-is-Satan propagandists because its much easier to make people think Trump did something nebulous and nefarious-sounding called “collusion” than it would be to actually establish any proof of an actual crime like treason.

                Also, “Russia” isn’t a fucking monolith. It isn’t 6 guys with furry hats smoking cigars in a backroom in the Kremlin. There are lots of different political groups, criminal enterprises, corporate interests, national parties, etc., that would in and operate out of “Russia.” Plenty of them would be more than willing to do Hillary a favor by setting up Trump, which is what this whole Fusion GPS shit is beginning to look like.

                You really need to take a step back and stop screaming about other people’s confirmation bias and do a little critical analysis of your own.

              • John Galt

                Prove it.

          • “The redirection and political ignorance in the manosphere is appalling.”

            Hey, whaddya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn’t want to get
            mixed up in the Salad Making business, huh? Now you wanna talk about politics? Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What
            do you think this is a poly sci class, where you shoot ’em a mile away? You’ve
            gotta get up close like this and – bada-BING! – you blow salad dressing all over your nice Ivy League suit. C’mere…You’re taking this very personal. @disqus_tj7gjZttfg:disqus, this is business and this man is taking it very, very personal.

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            What if you are wrong, Jay? I’m willing to step back and say that I might be wrong. Trump might be guilty of illegal shit and doing illegal business with Russia. I know Russia tried to interfere with our election because they always try to interfere with our elections, just like we try to interfere in their elections. If someone produces some real, actual proof that Trump did something wrong, I’ll be right there saying he should be drummed out of office.

            But can you see the other side? Can you fathom the possibility that all of this “Russian collusion” stuff isn’t actually a criminal investigation but a political tactic? That both the Dems and Repubs want Trump out because he doesn’t play politics the way they want him too, so they are willing to entirely pervert the justice system to get rid of him.

            Because, I have to say, if you are right, then one man and a few of his cronies did some shady shit, and they need to be taken down for it. But if I am right, then the “future of our society” is really and actually in trouble, because it means there is a single party running the government, an elite aristocratic uniparty, and they don’t give a fuck who the people of this country elect, they will never give up their power, and they will do anything to make sure they stay in control.

            • jammyjaybird

              How much smoke do you need to see before you admit there’s a fire?

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                That’s bullshit, and if you are half as intelligent as you proclaim yourself to be, you damn well know it. Accusations and political mudslinging are not evidence.

      • Consolation_of_Philosophy

        Jay, let me ask:

        Assume a worst-case-scenario, and Trump and friends have been “colluding” with the Russians since the beginning of his campaign.

        1. What is the outcome of that arrangement?
        2. What specific policy or strategic goal does this achieve for Russia?
        3. Was an HRC presidency a threat to those goals?
        4. What does Trump get for his collusion?
        5. What is the impact on the American public?
        6. What is the impact on the international balance of power?

        I’m not asking out of smarmyness, but out of sincerity. I have an open mind, and I am quite capable of bracketing off my biases to absorb alternative points of view. At present, I believe the Russia investigation is utter bullshit, and Mueller may as well be spending his days fucking the knotholes in treestumps. But I may be wrong, and I always change my mind in the face of countervailing information. So, convince me. I am eminently convertible.

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          nice post
          tl;dr- tits or GTFO

          • bem

            THIS IS THE BUSINESS WE’VE CHOSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              lol dude STFU

              • bem

                You straighten me out?!?!?!

                • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                  Somebody’s gotta pull you off those cocktail waitresses. I can’t even get a drink out on the floor.

                  • bem

                    I’m your older brother!

              • Cheeseburger, you are a regular here and I love you, but never take sides against the family again

              • that I cannot do

        • jammyjaybird

          Wow, you’re actually showing interest. You’re the ONLY one here to do so. Literally.

          Yes, the entire Trump campaign was apparently colluding with Russians. Trump has been taking billions of dollars from Russian oligarchs over the years. His stupid son Eric inadvertently spilled those beans to a reporter in 2014.

          1. Trump promised Putin, through his intermediary Carter Page, to drop all sanctions against Russia in return for cyberattacks against Clinton.
          2. Russia wanted to keep Clinton out of office b/c of her hardline stance against Russia while Sec of State.
          3. The American public has been manipulated by an army of fake social media accounts operated by Russians. Their activity has been shown to correspond with 9-6 pm office hours, Moscow time.
          4. It is also possible that Russia compromised electoral processes of several states including North Carolina and Wisconsin, via cyberhacking. This is the most alarming thing, and we have the least information about it. The rumor is that Mueller has been reverifying certain states’ results elections as a part of his investigation.
          5. Russia knew precisely where to attack because it received voter data via Cambridge Analytica, owned by Robert Mercer, who also funds Bannon, Breitbart, Milo, and many online trolls in the manosphere.

          I could write a book, but eventually there will be hundreds of books written about this after it’s all said and done, so I’ll stop there. As the winter 2018 goes on into the spring, and as the indictments pile up, one after another, the public will not be able to hide from this stuff. The revelations will be devastating. And people like GoJ won’t be able to mock me as “feminine” for bringing it up.

          • Consolation_of_Philosophy

            Thank you for the reply, but I must continue to respectfully disagree.

            If I can boil your response down to its major thrust, Russia’s motives in (potentially multiple instances of) election hacking were to get trump into the presidency, so that he trump could remove sanctions against them.

            Has that actually happened? If it doesn’t happen, what leverage do they have against trump to enforce the removal of sanctions? I do not believe that the Russians felt Hillary Clinton was a “hardline” adversary while she was Secretary of State (“reset button,” etc.).

            The one and only thing I can see as a motive for Russian interference is to prevent the expansion of NATO. That is a legitimate obstacle to the exertion of Russian power in their sphere of geographic influence. However, as a pro-peace American, I also stridently oppose the expansion of NATO. In fact, I think it should have been dissolved in the 1990s. So, I don’t see the threat or damage to the American people, here.

            • Jak

              I’m going to greatly regret getting into a political discussion… ON AN ARTICLE ABOUT EATING A FUCKING SALAD… but it is my understanding that Russia attempted to hack both the DNC and the GOP equivalent. The FBI found this out and warned both the Dem’s and Repub’s, but the Dem’s ignored this warning with the GOP took steps to keep themselves from being hacked. THAT is why the DNC got hacked. If the GOP had behaved like the DNC, both sides would have gotten hacked and this would have been a nonissue.

              • jammyjaybird

                Lol about the salad… funny.

                The DNC hack is tiny piece of a far greater story.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                in jay’s defense- galt started it!

                • bem

                  you know this war is costing us money!

                  • pop had cheeseburger what do i got?

                    • bem

                      Thales was as much a son to him as you or Galt.

                • John Galt

                  I reported a death of a surgeon linked to exposing fraud. Just like Klaus Eberwin who “shot himself in the head” in Miami right before he was to give testimony on the Clinton-Haiti charity fraud.

                  If those facts make some commentators angry then they are free to step over those corpses and explain themselves. Or they could ignore my posts and “shut the fuck up,” –but I doubt jj can take his own advice.

              • much better to do it the other way. Go to the diqus channel about politics and just spam the fuck out of all the discussions with salad conversation

                • bem

                  we have work to do…..

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  haha…

            • jammyjaybird

              Few more reasons behind Russian motivation:

              1) In 2012, US passed the Magnitsky Act that directly affected the illegal financial activities of Putin and his oligarch class.
              2) Before that, in 2010, Putin and Xi met for the first time and decided that Western-style liberal democracy, and Western values, wouldn’t be foisted upon Asia. Mostly because it would prevent a Russia-China axis of power from fully developing in the future. Therefore, they partnered in cyberespionage, and began sharing intelligence.
              3) Same year, Arab Spring, and Obama’s support of the democratic uprisings in Libya etc, rattled Russia. Putin decided to leave a stronger military footprint in the middle east, showing the Arab people that there was a alternative to the US. Which is how we got Russia’s involvement in Syria.
              4) China didn’t like Obama’s “Asia pivot” in 2014, which they saw as the US restricting their power in their own continent, and saw Clinton as a continuation of this particular nightmare.
              5) Putin called Trump in 2013, having heard from Manafort that Trump had presidential ambitions.
              6) “Hybrid war” against US begins.
              7) Australia, which is in conflict with China, has tons of signals intelligence on Trump, and his daughter, plotting against the US in return for cyberattacks against Clinton.

              Hope that helps. There’s a LOT more.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            sounds like they were doing us a favor

          • John Galt

            Prove it.

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        You accuse anyone who disagrees with your opinion of the “facts” as being ignorant or a traitor, but you give such a histrionic and biased rending of those “facts” that it is absolutely laughable. The indictment against Manafort — which is just that, an indictment, not proof or evidence or a conviction — is based on his lobbying for a government group in the Ukraine. The Ukraine is not Russia. The charges have nothing to do with Trump or the Trump campaign. The charges are basically not much more than tax evasion and regulatory “gotcha”, but they are amped into “conspiracy” up by Mueller in an effort to make Manafort roll over and give up any dirt he has on Trump. It’s a tactic, not actual proof that Manafort has done anything. More might come out in the future, but to act like the indictment is a smoking gun is just ridiculous.

        The charges against Flynn are lying to the FBI, not treason. It’s a bullshit process crime, which is what the FBI charges you with if they spend a bunch of money and time investigating you and find nothing real to charge you with. Its basically their way of saying “fuck you” for being innocent of what they were trying to take you down on. Also, if Flynn is going to be the FBI’s big star witness against Trump and whoever else… well, they just charged him with LYING to the FBI. Anyone with any sense knows you don’t charge your star witness with LYING and then use him to take other people down based on his testimony because you just charged him with being a fucking LIAR. They have got jack shit on Flynn, they are just trying to get him to roll over, too.

        Maybe Mueller has more. Yes, there are a bunch of sealed indictments but that could very well be a tactic too — the DoJ has used the fake sealed indictment trick so much its almost a joke in DC, but the press won’t tell you that because they are in the bag.

        And Mueller has just as much shady shit in his closet as anyone. The more information that comes out, the more we see the people investigating Trump are all Hillary shills who are fighting a POLITICAL battle under the cover of a legal investigation. If they cared about who was really crooked, they’d be investigating Hillary twice as much as Trump.

        Trump might be as dirty as a Vietnamese whore in an NFL locker room, but as yet, there is no fucking evidence — real, actual evidence — of his guilt.

        • jammyjaybird

          You don’t know how these boys play. Flynn was charged with merely lying to the FBI because HE’S COOPERATING WITH THEM. They have a hundred other charges against him — including the jaw-dropping potential rendition of a political enemy for the president of Turkey — that are being waved as long as he can deliver the goods on Trump. Why did he flip? Because Flynn and his son are facing capital punishment, standard for treason.

          Mueller was confirmed 100-0 by the Senate.

          You’re right that we don’t have definite public proof of Trump’s complicity in the conspiracy, but stick around.

          Side note: How much smoke do you need to see before you admit that there’s a fire?

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            I know a lot more about how these things work than you think I do, and I’m pretty damn sure I have more experience with this kind of thing IRL than you do. A prosecutor does NOT charge a witness with LYING if he wants to use that witness’s testimony against other people. Lying to the FBI is not a charge you “merely” put on someone to get them to cooperate. There has been zero ACTUAL evidence put forward that Flynn or his son was engaged in treason.

      • John Galt

        Check the releases from the DOJ IG office.

        ♦Release #1 was the Agent Strzok and Attorney Lisa Page story; and the repercussions from discovering their politically motivated bias in the 2015/2016 Clinton email investigation and 2016/2017 Russian Election investigation.

        ♦Release #2 outlined the depth of FBI Agent Strzok and FBI Attorney Page’s specific history in the 2016 investigation into Hillary Clinton to include the changing of the wording [“grossly negligent” to “extremely careless”] of the probe outcome delivered by FBI Director James Comey.

        ♦Release #3 was the information about DOJ Deputy Bruce Ohr being in contact with Fusion GPS at the same time as the FISA application was submitted and granted by the FISA court; which authorized surveillance and wiretapping of candidate Donald Trump; that release also attached Bruce Ohr and Agent Strzok directly to the Steele Dossier.

        ♦Release #4 was information that Deputy Bruce Ohr’s wife, Nellie Ohr, was an actual contract employee of Fusion GPS, and was hired by F-GPS specifically to work on opposition research against candidate Donald Trump. Both Bruce Ohr and Nellie Ohr are attached to the origin of the Christopher Steele Russian Dossier.

        ♦Release #5 was the specific communication between FBI Agent Strzok and FBI Attorney Page. The 10,000 text messages that included evidence of them both meeting with Asst. FBI Director Andrew McCabe to discuss the “insurance policy” against candidate Donald Trump in August of 2016.

        LMAO. No one is paying me. I just enjoy watching you corrupt litte cunts get exposed for the evil twats you all are. Did you catch some of the texts that puss Strzok put out there? You should. The spell out what most of us all knew about “muh Russia.” LOL.

  • dckhead_con_artist

    fuck all y’all I drink a V8 to trump that salad bullshit.

    • AutomaticSlim

      V8. My go to hangover helper…

    • fuck all y’all I drive a V8 to trump that hybrid bullshit

      • hybrid? like a turducken?

        • bem

          a duck on shrooms? o wait thats a hy bird…

          • a turkey stuffed with a duck which has been stuffed with a chicken

            • bem

              HEY – I know stuff

              • you’re smat

                • bem

                  not stupid like everyone said….

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    Johnny Ola seems like a nice guy

                    • bem

                      He knows all the best places….Old Roth would never go.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      and Roth doesn’t trust Cuban doctors.

        • Boothe

          With an emphasis on the “turd” part.

    • bem

      certainly less chopping….

      • dckhead_con_artist

        easy to consume, for those of us rednecks without teeth.

        • bem

          and those who arn’t allowed to have knives…

        • One day I will write the great American movie and it will open with a family at a picnic bench on a beautiful green lawn and the son will lift up a piece of delicious looking fried chicken and smile and say “paw, can i barra the toof”

          • dckhead_con_artist

            a technician, who is 45 years old, at work literally pulls his dentures out in front of you when you ask him a question. So I asked him why he was so young with dentures. He said: I’d stop at a gas station , twice per day. I’d take a 6 pack of beer and a liter coke out of their frig and take it with me to the gas station bathroom. I’d drink the beer, smoke some meth, and finish it off with the cola, drop the empty cans and pipe on the floor, and leave; everyday.”

            • bem

              homeboy’s gonna be pulling out his fake HEART to talk soon

              • dckhead_con_artist

                I think the best part is drinking the gas station’s beer at the gas station, then leaving…

                • bem

                  uh, well, ahem….

                  rock-bottom? Me and my friend PUSHED his car to a gas station and then divided our last $10 b/w gas and a 12-pack of mesiter brau…..

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    this guy never paid for the beer or the coke. He couldn’t afford it given the meth habit.

                    • Boothe

                      Dufuq was wrong with him? In America you’re supposed to cook your own Meth, not buy it! That’s supporting the cartels, not big pharma! Just plain unpatriotic. His teeth shoulda fell out! Sheesh! Some people…

            • USA USA USA

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            I love that WB’s idea of America is literally two places: (1) Manhattan proper and (2) Deliverance.

  • AutomaticSlim

    OT.

    Just found out what my 2018 health insurance bill will be.

    Nearly three times what my bill was from 1998 – 2014.
    I “liked my plan”, but was not allowed to “keep my plan”.
    But hey, 3x the cost is not so bad. At least now I am entitled to pediatric dentistry and a free “breast pump”…

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      ask jammyjay- what you claim is un-possible in his world

      • AutomaticSlim

        If I showed you all the crap I am paying for you would roll on the floor laughing. I sent a letter this morning to Schumer and Jellybeans.
        Just to vent.

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          pay your fair share. my pizza guy just paid the penality this year, gone up from $5k to over $10k next year.
          Thats just for one person- his wife and 3 kids are covered thru her job, but since he owns his own biz, he cant get coverage thru her

        • Iattacku

          What kind of job do you have if you don’t mind me asking

          • AutomaticSlim

            I think we had this conversation a few month ago.
            I am an independent IT consultant.
            Basically, I am a corporation with one employee – me.
            I think you are a Comp Sci student or something similar, right?
            You had asked a bunch of us for advice a while back.
            A few of the other programmers here gave you tech advice.
            I gave you business advice.
            Never stay in one place more that 3 years as that is how to get pay increases. And if you get a chance to go into business (for real, not an indy like me) in your early 30s, take the risk and go for it. I passed up an opportunity like that and have regretted it ever since.

            Or am I just confused and this was not you who asked these questions?

            • Iattacku

              it was it just has been a while and it drifted from my mind since i have been focusing on school. Not to mention know a lot of guys on AKC do IT/comp sci stuff. i forgot the article which we had that discussion

              • AutomaticSlim

                Yeah, I forgot the article too.
                But I remember the advice because I was flattered.
                Flattered that the great Kim Jong Un would accept advice from a peasant like me.

                • Iattacku

                  i know. for your advice you will be the head of my it department. we use state of the art commodores.

    • dckhead_con_artist

      I work for a foreign company. Everyone is equally fucked.

      • AutomaticSlim

        I am self employed.
        Everyone gets to screw me over courtesy of the fed.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          are you a corporation or sole proprietor? It maybe more beneficial to be a sole proprietor in cases like this so you can deduct all your payouts from your personal salary. Again, it all depends how much you want to be intertwined with your business.

          • AutomaticSlim

            Corp. Its the only way I can invoice my clients.

    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

      Paying for health insurance has become so expensive that I avoid going to doctors so I avoid minimums and copays. Ironic…

    • bem

      Our plan here is based on age. When I was young it was jacked up to cover the oldsters, now they’re changing it to a basically a la carte set-up….

      • AutomaticSlim

        My plan is based on: let’s screw the single, self employed guy who takes care of himself and pays his own way for everything.
        The slow creep towards socialism is really starting to tick me off.

        • Sir Lee

          Thats so true.
          I will stay galt.
          Edit: and thank you

        • bem

          who ELSE are we going to tax?1?1?! The larger businesses control the legislation to get out of paying taxes, and the working stiffs are just about used up!

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            we need more jobs, not more taxes. top 1% in Jersey pay 42% of the taxes…less than 40,000 peeps in NYC pay 30-something percent of the taxes…this wont end well

            • AutomaticSlim

              “this wont end well”

              It certainly won’t.

              • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                what would happen if those 40,000 people said “the view of central park is great, but Im moving to the Bahamas”

                • that is why new yorkers do not have to be polite

            • I feel like most people who speak to me, nation wide, ought to begin our conversation by thanking me.

              • AutomaticSlim

                Yeah, really.
                If my car was to break don in the South Bronx, they should hoist it up and carry it like Xerxes in 300.
                But somehow, I think that won’t happen…

                • We really should start building pyramids.

                  • bem

                    In a union environment? are you high?

                    • GARRRR

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      And Al stepping in to make sure the jobs are “fairly distributed”.

                    • There would be like 86 supers on one small pyramid. I’m the apex super. I get paid 120k. I make sure the apex is there.

                      Oh, and don’t even forget the 24 hour fire safety guy who will get paid 6 figures to read the news paper and call 911 if the place burns down. Those are the only people alive who still bring radios to work

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      And the oiler for the crane.
                      Operating Engineers…what a life.

                    • no the real scam is the elevator operator.
                      Required Skills: Ability to sit on upside down bucket, knowledge of up v down, ability to push a button, at least 17 family members named Vinny.
                      Salary after overtime 150k
                      EDIT: Just checked with our CM. Our “operating Engineer” will clear 225 this year

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Back in the late 90s, I worked in a company where the IT Operations team hired a guy to SCAN PROSPECTUSES @ $100/hr!!! The OPs Director was fleasing him for a big percetage of that. And another guy, a Filipino programmer, was allowed to bill for 140/hrs a week! Its not just construction. And its not what you know, but who you pay off.

                    • I believe in America. America has made my fortune.

                    • bem

                      THEN YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    • I assume you remember this one

                    • bem

                      Dude is eating into our territory

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Me too. I have all the cheap booze & expensive hookers I can get my grubby hands on. I ain’t going anywhere.
                      “New York, New York, a hell of a town…”

                    • bem
                    • this is getting sent around

                    • Lou Skunt

                      Good god, this is beautiful!!! I’m at a doctor appointment right now with my wife, and I had to leave the waiting room because I was laughing hysterically. You just made my morning!

                    • bem

                      And THAT made MY day!
                      hope everything’s OK – I get in DEEP shit for giggling through my wife’s medical issues…

                    • Lou Skunt

                      Yea, we’re good, just a mammogram and running around with errands today. Everybody was staring at me like I was crazy, thats why I came outside.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      You know, you can save money and give her a mammogram at home on the cheap, right?

                    • bem

                      “so, do I have cancer?”
                      “how the hell should I know?”

                    • Lou Skunt

                      This is what I keep trying to tell her!

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      you forgot Safety Manager.

                    • bem

                      He took the picture

                    • Boothe

                      I was doing a gas system on a closed landfill by Jamaica Bay. The NY city inspector was an honest to God Rasta man from Jamaica. He sat in a Jeep Cherokee most of the day listening to Reggae and smoking weed. He would get out periodically, walk around and chat with me for a bit. We got to the point where I finally asked him how he could do this and get away with it. He didn’t even hesitate: “It’s my religion, money.” I’ll bet his salary was astronomical, along with full benefits and a pension.

                    • true, but I would bet dollars to doughnuts that if he didn’t pay his vig up they would find him hanging in a meat truck like Frankie Carbone

                    • bem

                      took__ days to thaw him out….

                    • poor Genco

                    • Boothe

                      Yeah but it was worth it. The veal scallopini was second to none for the next three weeks.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      This guy LOVED veal scallopini:

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      so if I became Rastafari I could smoke a spliff at work?

                    • Boothe

                      Only in New York. There’s a rift in the Ganga space-time continuum there. But you have to grow out the dreads first. It’s required.

                    • bem

                      Psst! Thats why they named that area ‘Jamaica’!

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger
                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    I agree. I mean, when the aliens come back, there is going to be absolutely no place for them to fucking park.

                    • by then we will have flying cars in the city and have paved a large section of the less useful parts of the country to park them in

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Don’t start with me on the flying cars. We were supposed to ALREADY have flying cars by now. Flying cars, real hoverboards and fine ass sexbots. I want my flying car, dammit!

                    • Dominus Antonius

                      The Army produced the WASP back in the 1960’s. Pretty close to a flying car. It was scrapped in favor of helicopters.

            • bem

              we goin’ to Jersey?

              • AutomaticSlim

                Maybe

          • AutomaticSlim

            Good question.
            Can’t we go back to tariffs?
            Make China pay to sell us all their cheap crap.

            & start dumping the social programs.
            Deport the illegals and millions of jobs open up for the welfare crowd.

            • bem

              it boggles the mind that it is still somehow cheaper to build shit there and then ship it by gas-guzzling boat across the goddamn world and then distribute it….

              • AutomaticSlim

                No unions from what I’ve been told.
                & No OSHA either.
                Or safety controls.
                Lots of little 5’3″ guys running around wheezing and with a few fingers missing is how I picture it.

                • bem

                  yes but STILL!

                • Boothe

                  And a 7 mile long toxic lake so the leftards can have magnets for their wind farms (a.k.a. bird choppers) and electric cars. The next time someone talks about “zero emissions” vehicles, remind them that there’s no such thing, only “elsewhere” emissions.

                  • bem

                    different environment.

                  • Jak

                    Yep. Zero emission vehicles are actually WORSE for the environment due to the processes required to get the materials for the batteries. I worked in a vehicle manufacturing plant for a few years and learned quite a bit about what goes into making said “eco-friendly” vehicles.

                    • bem

                      but they use less gas? that cant be ALL bad

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Yeah… I have faith that somewhere, in some garage, now sits a 12-yr-old boy genius who is going to invent an absurdly simple new battery technology that will save mankind.

                    • Beartastico

                      Unless he puts it on the market himself it wont’t happen. You should see the patents that the oil companies own, it is astonishing.

                    • Beartastico

                      You are spot on. The process of making solar panels is much the same.

                • Dominus Antonius

                  And that sweet slave labor… Foxconn has to build nets around their factory roof tops due to the high amount of suicide jumpers.

              • Dominus Antonius

                And seeing what the outsourcing has done to the Rust Belt, it’s insane. I think this trend may reverse once 3-D printing is perfected. What would be the point of doing business with China when you can mass produce goods in your own garage?

                • bem

                  Not sure if 3D printing will be the boon to manufacturing it promises. They remain somewhat limited in materials choices, and would it be any different than having a lathe or mill in one’s garage?

            • bem

              After all, we are not communists!

        • Dominus Antonius

          Starve the beast, if you can, by paying as few taxes as possible. The good news is that socialism always collapses under it’s own weight. It’s already being witnessed in California, where homeless tent cities are now starting to prop up in even the richest of neighborhoods.

    • Sir Lee

      I now have medicaid!!

      • AutomaticSlim

        A few more years and you can upgrade to medicare…

        • Jak

          Nah, get COBRA. It sounds cooler.
          “What’s your health insurance?”
          “COBRA. Hssssssss!”
          “Doesn’t that health insurance suck?”
          “No, it bitessss!”

          • AutomaticSlim

            Does it last more than 18 months??? No! hisssss!!!

          • Consolation_of_Philosophy

            An inside look into the workings of my healthcare provider, COBRA:
            https://youtu.be/AeGTV6fvgaM

            • i love this one “did all yo cash just do the big flash?”

            • btw the “We want money! we want money!” chant was used at occupy wall street

              • bem

                I like the original:

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  Fuck you, Pabst.

                • Dominus Antonius

                  What’s with that dead poodle on top of his head?

            • Ainigmaris Thales

              Damn, GI Joe was some good shit.

              • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                Just wait until they finish their weather dominator initiative to fight anthropogenic climate change. COBRA isn’t just about heath care.

                • bem

                  Brilliant. Great stuff!

        • Sir Lee

          I intend to become a contributor again to the system

    • is “breast pump” defined?

      • AutomaticSlim

        Nah, just says “breast pump”.
        So I guess it is open to interpretation.
        I can think of a few creative ways to push the limit on that.

      • bem

        I put it on a resume under ‘skills;.

    • Boothe

      If you think health care is expensive now, just wait until it’s free… 😉

    • Ainigmaris Thales

      Get used to it. Health insurance got completely fucked the day the government got into it, which was a long time ago. They told us Obamacare was supposed to fix the problem, but when the problem is the government interfering in health insurance in the first place, more government interference is only going to make the problem worse, not better. And no one in D.C., no matter what side of the aisle they pretend to be on, is going to let go of that much power and money, so it will never be repealed.

    • NemesisEnforcer

      I want to upvote this, but will not because it is the kind of thing that is so fucked up that should not be upvoted.

  • dckhead_con_artist

    Every Salad Toss should come with the GFE.

    • I let that one be because I knew you would get it.

    • Jim Johnson

      GFE, is that some brand of lotion?

      • dckhead_con_artist

        the Asians wash it beforehand ; always a shower included .

        • Jim Johnson

          Reminds me of that Sienfield episode where Kramer washes his vegetables in the shower to save on water. Multitasking.

      • please don’t go down this road with him. Some knowledge is best left on known Jim.

      • AutomaticSlim

        I could leave a glossary of acronyms, if you like.

        Most will start with “BB”…

  • You see, I was cooking dinner that night. I had to start braising beef, pork butt and veal shanks for the tomato sauce. It was @disqus_tj7gjZttfg:disqus ‘s favorite. I was making ziti with the meat gravy and I’m planning to roast the peppers over the flames and I was gonna put on some string beans with some olive oil and garlic and I have some beautiful cutlets that were cut just right that I was gonna fry up before dinner just as an appetizer..that’s when I realized we didn’t have a salad.

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      stupid bitch wouldnt fly without that goddamned hat!

      • hats. too often put on beds or flown without.

      • bem

        stupid HICK.
        (hick being from the Five Towns….)

        • god help me if i ever meet someone from five towns. It was bad enough when I met the girl who lived in apartment 2R of her building. I must have said the word “whore” more than a convention of pimps.

          • bem

            Whenever I meet a KA-ren she regrets my acquaintance immediately….

            • We needed that KA-ren

              • bem

                why did you DO that?!?!?!?!?!

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  (slams wall dramatically with palm of his hand)

                  • see you bitch and moan all you want, but you know you are with us….

                    • bem

                      The High Council of OutterBorough Dikhead Movie Buffs

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      we need a design for a crest or a sigil. a tommy gun, some nice eggplant…

                    • bem

                      We’ll toast it with fizzy tap water

                    • “Grandpa Knee would you like a glass of wine?”
                      “Naaaa I’ll stickta scotch. winesjus grape juice dat know people”
                      Real quote.

                    • you remember howard beach when all the idiots were out there protesting and the idiot counter protesters went down holding eggplants and buckets of fried chicken?

    • AutomaticSlim

      No pork chops with vinegar peppers?

      • At AKC, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course, and
        then we had a meat or a fish. @louskunt did the prep work. He was doing a
        year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the
        garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that it used to
        liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.

        • AutomaticSlim

          “He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil.”

          Hahaha! While in his bathrobe no doubt.

          • oh man, i have my sauce making party coming up next weekend. Worse than bath robe. Full on ginzo. Pull out the sergio tacchini, the beater, the jewlry, the diadorrio sneakers…I have people over…we get a panettone, drink wine from a jug and have some ‘buca. It is a day long experience. I make 24 quarts of sauce for christmas and I do it in full character

            • Consolation_of_Philosophy

              Now, that’s a party.

              • It really is fun. There will be plenty of photos. For one day of the year I take off the filters, channel the full on ginzaloon and really go at it. You should see me in whole foods, in december, in a beater, yelling at people

                • Boothe

                  There’s a sub shop in Nashua, NH that makes Gyros to kill for! I was in there to order lunch one day and this huge Guido in back is screaming at the help, throwing things and waving a huge knife around. I’m looking at the counter girl all wide eyed and asked if everything was alright. She just smiled and said “Everything’s fine. He’s Italian.”

                  • That’s about right. Replace knife with wooden spoon covered in molten hot sauce and you have my grandmother.

        • bem

          J. Nyx used to do the meat. He had to do everything in a pan. It used to stink up the joint and the hacks would die, but it was a good system.

    • bem

      beat ya to it.

  • What about a cake built for a king?

    • dckhead_con_artist
      • I wish someone would take all the movies and flying circus episodes and make one funny 3 hour dvd and just discard all the rest. The good stuff is great but whoof the rest of it is just dreadful

        • dckhead_con_artist

          Hank: Well, I follow the moth in the helicopter to lure it away from the flowers, and then Roy comes along in the Lockheed Starfighter and attacks it with air-to-air missiles. Roy: A lot of people have asked us why we don’t use fly spray. Well, where’s the sport in that?

  • UnreconstructedConfederate

    That many comments already, has he whose name is not to be spoken been here trying to spread Ukratian stds?

    • Jak

      Surprisingly no. Obviously the only thing to talk about on an article about salads, is Russian collusion rumors with Trump. Obviously!

  • Murdoc34

    Render bacon, reserve half the bacon fat. Wilt spinach in half the fat. Add one tbsp dijon, one tbsp apple cider vinegar to the other half of the bacon fat. This is your vinaigrette.
    Add halved sun gold or yellow pear tomatoes, quartered boiled egg, sautéed mushrooms, raw red onion (alt: sautée red onion in bacon fat. alt alt: marinated red onion), crumbled bacon, and a proper crouton. If you enjoy cheese, Pecorino works well, and I won’t give you any shit if you choose feta. I’ll kill you with my bare hands if you get any citrus near this salad, especially mandarin oranges.

    • Obnoxious Troll

      did you forget that the comments section is about politics? what the hell are you thinking posting off-topic stuff?!?

      • HA!

      • Murdoc34

        I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to derail… Look, I know this is a bit of back-rationalization, but my post did include a death threat, and both anti-Chinese and anti-Dutch sentiment. That has to count for something!

    • jammyjaybird

      Chef after my own heart. I do something similar with shrimp, bacon, and spinach. Will try.

  • Testing testing 123

    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

      Sorry, I can’t see your post. In fact, I’m not entirely sure what I’m responding to.

    • Jak

      How the fuck did you sneak through our anti-JnJ filters?! BANNED!

  • AutomaticSlim

    Jeez, uh…I don’t get much work done when I “work from home”…

    • Sir Lee

      Im going to visit friend who works at Thai bar/restaurant tonight.
      She is too old for me. friends of a long term lover.
      But, im hoping she will introduce me to new fillies.
      You should come along!

      • AutomaticSlim

        Stuck up here in the ‘burbs tonight.
        Maybe next time though!

        • Sir Lee

          Yea. Ill organize when i get back.
          And some of you NYC guys should join.
          @AutomaticSlim and i met at a friends bar last Thursday.
          I woke up with a new orleans beads around my neck…WTF?

          • which part of town you in Lee?

            • Sir Lee

              Chelsea.
              We met midtown west.
              Friday i stay babymommas house UES

              • lemme know if you are UES and need a drink.

                • Sir Lee

                  ok – maybe after I get back from travels – @cheeseburgercheeseburger:disqus – can you join too?

                  • AutomaticSlim

                    Now this should be interesting…
                    The more the better!

              • Chelsea is too much for me. I can barely handle the UES at this point.

                • Sir Lee

                  I was just walking around now – between 10AM and midday – hundreds of women – really -unbefuckinglievable..clean, tight, tits like that ), and the nipple like that !
                  I need an age appropriate daytime unemployed (like me) wingman.
                  https://youtu.be/jE79T1vCEbc

                  • I might have to take a day off in spring and come wingman with you

                    • Sir Lee

                      awesome.
                      BTW – can’t move my arms 10*10 – very good.
                      Also – perhaps you can put up some videos of each movement – perfect form etc – hire a hotty – or link to others…

                    • I’m glad! Duly noted on form stuff. I’ll link some videos for now and once I’m back in the gym I’ll be the hired hottie

          • cheeseburgercheeseburger

            Bourbon St on 8th or 9th ave?

            • Sir Lee

              no. i think there was a party…drank $5 Martinis – bill was $55 – plus tip.
              not good.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            Fuck..I’ll fly in from Dallas. I lost my friends here to marriage and cucking to single moms.

            • Sir Lee

              fuck yea – come in January – weather is great — unlimited beautiful women packed into the tightest area…

              • Jim Johnson

                I’ll stay home and play Yahtzee with the wife and kids, I suppose………dammit.

            • AutomaticSlim

              If you do come to NY, I’ll send you a list of hotels that don’t require a key card for the elevator. That’s a real pain, having to go down to the lobby to bring the girl back up to the room…

              • dckhead_con_artist

                I’ve never run scam game in another city . I wonder what sa is like there

                • AutomaticSlim

                  I’ve had bad luck with SA. A whole lotta bullsh*t.
                  NYers (especially females) are very wary of strangers (unless you meet them when very drunk). It may (just maybe) partially be my fault as well, as I may give off a certain “vibe” that makes them wary. But you seem to have it down, so maybe you’ll do better.

                  On the other hand, I have had very good luck with agencies & brothels for a long, long time.

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    I make a deal for drinks and sex only. Now I had one girl ask me to accompany her to Orlando florida to help her pick up a new car. She would drive and fuck me along the way as long as i pay hotel and food bills during the trip. She picked me up in an abandoned parking lot , I got her to have sex with me ” before the trip ” once I got my clothes back on I got out of the car and left . Lots of desperate idiots here in dallas . Who knows what her real intentions were in Orlando and I wasn’t about to find out

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Her intentions were to drug you and steal your kidneys.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      You think a waitress at a titty bar would know how to traffic organs ?

                    • Iattacku

                      I wouldn’t take the risk of finding out

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      These women on sa don’t reflect on the fact that if a man is on seeking arrangement chances are he doesn’t have time to take road trips

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Good move.
                      You don’t want to end up in an alleyway in the morning & missing a kidney or something.

                    • Iattacku

                      You coulda ended up with a missing kidney

  • AutomaticSlim

    BTW, with the the Godfather references here…

    Phillip Tataglia.
    What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
    I mean combing your hair at the table? Filthy. Just filthy.

    • Tataglia is a pimp.

      • AutomaticSlim

        And not a very suave one at that.

      • bem

        We hit Bruno this morning.

        • I’ve got a hundred button men on the streets twenty-four hours a day. If Sollozzo shows one hair on his ass he’s dead.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            I’ve never seen a Turkish name like that.

            • bem

              he’s good with a knife though!

            • philistines. He is Sicilian. Sollozo is known as the Turk. He’s supposed to be very good with a
              knife. But only in matters of business, or of some sort of reasonable
              complaint. His business is narcotics. He has the fields in Turkey, where
              they grow the poppy. In Sicily he has the plant to process it into
              heroin.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          that little farce you pulled with my sister, do you think it could fool a Corleone? (Side Note: Carlo really was screwing a side whore)

          • bem

            ‘course he was. He WAS Italian!

  • Ainigmaris Thales

    500+ comments on an article about tossing salad? What a bunch of fags.

    • Jim Johnson

      Krikey! I looked it up on urban dictionary what it meant, I always thought it just meant spanking your monkey.

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        You think that’s bad, don’t look up what “krikey” means.

        • Jak

          Do you know the muffing man?

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            No, but I know what an Angry Dolphin sounds like.

            • bem

              No means no, asshole!

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                Yes, but “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” doesn’t mean no.

                • Jak

                  Do I hear a piggy squealing?!

                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    And, just like that, we’re back to Deliverance.

                    • bem

                      fukkin southerners……

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Right, like there is no ass rape in New York.

                    • bem

                      I was talking about Jak. You of course know all about ass rape in the NYC/LI area.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I have never, EVER, been ass raped in the NYC/LI area.

                    • Boothe

                      So which area did it occur in?

                    • Jim Johnson

                      In NY, ass rape is dignified.

                    • bem

                      and codified in the form of Taxes

                    • I also don’t believe in ass rape. For years I paid my people extra so they wouldn’t do that kind of business. Somebody comes to them and says, “ I have lubricants; if you put up three, four thousand dollar investment – we can make fifty thousand distributing.” So they can’t resist. I want to control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don’t want it near schools – I don’t want it in the assholes of children! That’s an infamia. In my city, we would keep the ass rape in the dark people – the colored. They’re animals anyway, so let them lose their souls.

                    • bem

                      I may as well retire from this….
                      I am currently standing and clapping at my computer screen.

                    • You can’t retire! Too many people would be relieved

                    • bem

                      Right on! Spite got me through the last 3 years of college!

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      is there a mab libs website for the godfather movies I dont know about?

                    • bem

                      I think you’re on it….

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Well done. However, I would have changed the last line to “let them be incontinent.”

                    • I should have. I think I was too pleased with myself

              • No means: no! Asshole (instead)

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  I know who he is- theres this surly old white guy who works the cash only lane on the Triboro Bridge…totally thales

                • bem

                  puctuation! It matters!

                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    So does spelling, you fucking dick.

                    • bem

                      So Cay….

          • Boothe

            No, but I do know the “muffin” man, who lives on Drewery Lane. Does that count?

            • Jim Johnson

              Not for this topic

              • bem

                we have a topic?

                • Jim Johnson

                  Tossing salad, and the shitty aftertaste.

                  • Thefourhorstmann

                    Make her shower first next time

                    • Jim Johnson

                      shower or no, I ain’t gonna do that.

                  • Boothe

                    Just remember, if it tastes like shit and smells like strawberries, roll her over.

        • La’darell Luthor

          Is that where you get gutted by a stingray?

      • dckhead_con_artist

        It was part of the 1980s San Francisco diet

        • Jim Johnson

          gives brown nosing a whole new meaning

    • Lou Skunt

      Featured comment right here!

    • Thefourhorstmann

      Hey dont knock until you’ve tried it

      • bem

        O he’s tried it – niqqa’s bedroom looks like the salad bar at the Valley Stream Sizzlers….

        • Ainigmaris Thales

          You’re just pissed cause I just totally annihilated you with the Top Gun drop.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          was he on the tongue end or the ass end of the toss ?

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          oh. snap.

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        Where did I knock it?

    • dckhead_con_artist
      • Jim Johnson

        My wife does that quite often, she calls it taco salad.

        • Ainigmaris Thales

          Hey Jim, we really don’t need to get into the private details of what freaky shit that you and the missus get up to in the bedroom, okay? Thanks!

          • dckhead_con_artist

            Mexican analingus

            • Dirty Sanchez

              • dckhead_con_artist

                After a Montezuma’s Revenge

            • Thefourhorstmann

              So cholula sauce instead of grape jelly?

            • AutomaticSlim

              Swap out the Chili with Bulgolgi and you can call it an asian rim job.

      • bem

        You left out the part about eating a fistful of ass.

        • Ainigmaris Thales

          A good chef always leaves his secret ingredient out of the recipe.

          • like Clemenza. He never told mike that his secret ingredient is 40 years of never washing his hand after taking a dump

            • bem

              I couldn’t eat in the same zip code as that mattress he lived on….

        • dckhead_con_artist

          …covered under brown hamburger

    • iBooB

      What the stupid fuck

    • B1k3_Ch41N

      We could never surpress your faghotness , sir.

  • Jim Johnson

    OT: Does “Obnoxious troll” who we met early this morning, with less than 20 comments, remind you of Kersey?

    • Murdoc34

      No, not really. Obnoxious Troll had gonorrhea, not AIDS. And his accent was more native Las Vegas than it was Ukranian-Haitian-British-English.

      • Jim Johnson

        I had my suspicions when he jumped on GOJ’s case so quickly.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          GOJ has been a marked man ever since the tattoo article came out at ROK

          • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

            I’ve learned to never, ever comment on an article about Fantasy Island, ever again.

    • bem

      Different style.

      • Murdoc34

        I thought that’s what I said.

        • Jim Johnson

          All this AIDS paranoia is making me jumpy.

          • dckhead_con_artist

            Try sitting in a general education class at a liberal college in 1991.

            • Murdoc34

              I don’t remember exactly when this happened, I was probably 8-ish. I found a partial pack of cigarettes (Marlboro reds) in the street next to the curb, there were still maybe 5 or 6 cigarettes in it. Most likely they fell between the door and seat of someone’s parked car, then fell out on to the road when the door was opened.

              MommaMurdoc was nearby and noticed what I was doing and, obviously not wanting her 8 year old son playing with cigarettes, shouted the first thing that came to her mind: “Put those down! That’s how you get AIDS!”

              • AutomaticSlim

                There was AIDS when you were 8???
                Jeez, you’re a young guy.
                When I was 8 the big scare was Tuberculosis.
                After Father Kelleher contracted it and got sent away to Arizona (I think), they lined us up in the school cafeteria/gym/recital hall for those four pronged shots.

                • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                  Wait…they had vaccinations when you were a kid?

                  • AutomaticSlim

                    Nope. That was just the test.
                    If your arm turned red (or fell off, or something like that) it meant you had it and were then quarantined and what not.

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    The doctors who went to the Congo to develop Polio vaccines are the ones who spread the monkey version of hiv to people . I don’t believe in conspiracy theories but there was a cover up . I mean if hiv was caused by monkey sex or eating monkeys hiv would have spread long before 1959. Ironically the earliest blood samples infected with HIV were from the Congo .

                • Murdoc34

                  Jeez, you’re a young guy.

                  Interesting way to frame it. 😉 For what it’s worth, if the lifespan of other men in my family is a good indication, I’ve already passed the midpoint of my own lifespan.

                  I figure I could be off on my recollection of my age by 3 years in either direction, but that likely wouldn’t be enough to have changed your comment.

                  • AutomaticSlim

                    I think I first heard of AIDS around 82.
                    Was a senior in high school by then, so yeah.

                    • Murdoc34

                      1982.. I understand it was called GRID at the time.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Good RIDdance syndrome?

                    • Murdoc34

                      Ha

                      “The cause of the disorder is unknown. Researchers call it A.I.D., for acquired immunodeficiency disease, or GRID, for gay-related immunodeficiency.”

                      http://www.nytimes.com/1982/05/11/science/new-homosexual-disorder-worries-health-officials.html?pagewanted=all

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Now that sounds like a much more descriptive acronym.
                      I wonder why they changed it…

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Like in the movie TRON?

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Gay cancer it was called … and , well, they pretty much should have stayed with that term

        • bem

          yes but ME ME ME ME ME

          • AutomaticSlim

            Haha.
            “Enough about me…let’s talk about me…

          • Murdoc34

            I’m going to upvote my comment to make myself more important than you.

            • bem

              sorry about your dik, bro

              • Murdoc34

                Don’t care. Look at the upvotes. I’m more popular.

            • Ainigmaris Thales

              I upvote all my own comments. I figure, if I don’t think my comments are good enough to upvote, why should anyone else?

  • Sir Lee

    remember these ads?

    https://youtu.be/zOmCYf-LBd4

  • UWOTM8
    • Jim Johnson

      Net neutrality is one of those terms like “the affordable heathcare act” which means exactly the opposite

      • B1k3_Ch41N

        I’ve heard good things about it but the like a of Paul joselpf Watson have had a tow about it and seems like net neutrality is one of those things that sound better than than they actially are.

        • Jim Johnson

          This bill is pushed like a ’82 Yugo from a slick car salesman. further government control of speech is what it is. So long as the speech is approved by leftists, it will be approved and deemed as art.

          • B1k3_Ch41N

            Brill analogy and apologies for the atrocious spelling.

      • UWOTM8

        It’s one of those bizarre pieces of legislation that there are pros and cons to no matter how you flip it. We’ll just have to see how it pans out.

  • AutomaticSlim

    Tomorrow’s 15 morning “scrum” call:

    them: “Slim, what did you get done yesterday?”

    me: “Well, not much…”

    • Ainigmaris Thales

      Fuck that. You just have to get a little creative with this shit.

      • AutomaticSlim

        Well I just killed some generic insect, so I could say I was “bug fixing”…

        • Ainigmaris Thales

          There you go.

  • Bollockser

    I’d like to recommend Red Leaf Lettuce.
    Add equal parts spinach and if you can find it, Lacinato [“dinosaur”] Kale.

    Perhaps an easier way to get your greens is just get a nutri-bullet and make smoothies. I always make a spinach/blueberry/almondmilk/cacao powder/cinnamon smoothie with breakfast.

    • Jak

      Another effective route to getting your greens.

  • MCGOO

    This is right on the money – the T salad. I always drink storebought vegetable puree drinks for greens but the idea of T boosting salads is new to me but here I see now on a site called: [curemyerectiledysfunction.com] is a recipe for a salad that is purported to give you a guaranteed woody. Sheesh a salad never gave me a woody before. It contains:

    arugula lettuce
    hard boiled eggs
    onions
    spinach
    broccoli
    asparagus
    olive oil

    I must throw in some in some walnuts to boot. Walnuts must by all means be good for T since they look like a ballsack. I’ll throw a bag of hammered walnuts in while I’m at it. And some balsamic vinegar, garlic, cayenne, cranberries, almonds and avocado. I always thought a well hung kangaroo looked like they were transporting a sack of avocados so they must be good for T as well. Then finally I like to top it all off with a hostess twinkie.

    http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_600045096_1_590_-1_0_/-america-s-next-top-.jpg