Christmas Vacation

Like many of you, I took off work this week.  Out of all the holidays I believe Christmas time is like no other.  The burdens of work and life should be dialed back if they can.  This leisure time is good for you.  I got to thinking about just what it is about vacations that can be a reset a mans life, and why if you can, you should schedule time off.

Focusing Inward

When off from work, you’re not thinking about deadlines or things that need to be done.  You have more time to reflect on yourself, your choices, and your goals.  You can catch up on things you’ve been delaying.  For me, now with Christmas over, I am getting ready for the 6+ months of body building I’ll be starting in January.  I’m thinking about what financial things I’m going to need to cover in 2018.  Im thinking about what thing I want to do with the wife and kids.  When you’re in the daily grind, these things can slip away from you.

Relaxation and Health

Pretty obvious but as we kill it all the time, it can be taxing on your body.  Stress can lead to weight gain and loss of sleep.  Use your vacation time to give your body a rest.  Don’t go overboard and just lay on the couch for a week, but downtime is key here.

Also, I know people make a ton of excuses on vacation to eat like shit and get shit faced.  A night of drinking or one crappy meal wont kill you, but don’t go overboard.

Time With The Family

Between work, school, after school activities, homework, house/yard care, meals, it can seem like your kids are just going through the motions as you are.   While home with them, take them places, spend time with them, play with them.  You’ll definitely appreciate this time and these are times your kids will remember.   Even a day watching holiday movies or playing board games can be a lot of fun for them.

Once bedtime rolls around you can use the night time to do “extra” activities with the wife.  If you can find a babysitter, use this an an opportunity to go out with your wife.  You don’t have to spend a fortune but you can have a really fun time grabbing dinner together just as a couple instead of mom and dad.

Conclusion

I hope you guys here are enjoying this time of year as much as I am.  After the new year, I’ll be posting regularly again.  Have fun guys!

-J. Nyx

Author: Jnyx

J. Nyx is a father of three and co-owner of akingscastle.com. He understands that there is something missing in the community and that you can be a traditional, masculine man in our current age as well as a dedicated leader of your family.

  • Ainigmaris Thales

    Shitter’s full!

  • Obnoxious Troll

    what? does this mean you’re not gonna post any trollworthy article for me to shit post?!? fuck this shit

    • Ainigmaris Thales

      You need to stop worrying about other people and start stepping up your own game. Your trolling is for shit and your shit-posting is weak.

      • UWOTM8

        Ouch, m8

        • Ainigmaris Thales

          Hey, if he is going to be a troll, I expect him to be the best troll he can be. No pussy trolling on AKC.

          • UWOTM8

            Tough love only love

      • Obnoxious Troll

        says the gay obsessed with fags

        • Ainigmaris Thales

          See, that’s just weak, man. It’s just lame. It’s like you are not even trying. Why should I even bother responding to something that you obviously put so little effort into? If you want to troll somebody on AKC, you are really going to have to bring it.

          • Obnoxious Troll

            kk. lemme study the art of trolling

            • Ainigmaris Thales

              There you go, buddy. If you are going to troll, troll like a grown ass man. Make someone cry. Make someone freak out and totally lose their shit all over the comment section. Do something epic. That, I would respect. And enjoy.

              • dckhead_con_artist

                isn’t trolling supposed to be just hit and run attacks with no substance behind them?

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  No, trolling is supposed to evoke a response, like kicking a hornet’s nest. Or making a fat kid cry and drop his ice cream cone.

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    you should write a book about this or at least an essay on how do this effectively and efficiently.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I prefer teaching by example.

                  • Jim Johnson

                    is that fat kid male or female?

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Kids these days, who can tell?

                • Jak

                  Trolling has various forms and tactics, all of which are designed to illicit strong, negative emotions from the designated victim.
                  Some trolls do the hit and run tactic, but others post frequently and consistently in an attempt to wear down others.

                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    Hit-and-run is more shit-posting to me, but kicking someone in the emotional nuts and making them lose their shit is more trolling.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I can’t believe people get emotional online, or even in person over stupid shit like my former best friend who got mad after I told him he was being cucked by other men’s leftovers when he told me he was in love with a 48 year old single mom. I guess that was like stealing his lunch money or something.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I love it when people get all jacked up and freak out over some stupid online shit. It makes me laugh. Its always entertaining.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      you think it is the younger generation? Most of us in our 40s prefer physical fights, even if we lose them. I remember starting fights over stupid shit and had my face kicked in ; didn’t matter I was pissed and being pissed without striking is just a bitchy temper tantrum.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      No, any weak-minded, insecure person of any age will do it. Used to happen on RoK all the time. You’d start needling someone and find their weak spot, and then they would go berserk and do all kinds of crazy shit.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      In the early 2000s when the HTML based guestbooks were used, I remember a guy wanting to actually meet another guy he was arguing with and fight him…phone numbers being exchanged, weird shit like that.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Yeah, that’s always funny. Guys challenging each other to fight over the internet. Kersey has done that, I think, but no one will fight him because they don’t want to get the AIDS.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      If he has AIDS, he will probably live longer than we will. There’s all these support groups for guys like that, free meds, free “lifestyle club memberships” .. the fucker has it made with AIDS.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Well, just go bang some Haitian women and you’ll get that AIDS, too, and then you’ll be all set for your support groups and lifestyle clubs, too.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      haha.I’ll budget the trip to Haiti and then I’ll blog about how hot their women are in ROK.

                    • Jak

                      Bang: Haiti Version

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      After you knock a couple of those AIDS-ridden whores up, you can go do some guest articles of Kersey’s MMA site (Mixed Marriage AIDS).

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      MMA…awesome..that needs to be added to the Urban Dictionary.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      ha.
                      I went over to that other site today. someone with his handle was talking about how african women (except Jamaicans) were wonderful, gotta be him(thought he depised that site?)

                    • Jak

                      Don’t try to make sense of his ramblings and behavior. You’ll just wind up getting a headache.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      that voodoo is strong…

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      He’s a nutball.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      I know. I miss him so

                    • Iattacku

                      I miss quintus curius and Arelus Moner

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      spicy, uncle bob, red hood…lotta guys

                    • Murdoc34

                      Has Bob ever shown up here? I believe the others you mentioned have, at least once.

                    • Iattacku

                      i think somebody mentioned that bob believes this site is some government sting operation or something like that.

                    • Murdoc34

                      I see. That makes sense.

                      I mean… that Bob thinks that way, not that it’s actually a sting operation.

                    • Iattacku

                      yea he does. he a cool dude but man he finds a conspiracy in everything

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Uncle Bob is till there.
                      Posts much less though.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Almost as nutty as F03-4…….almost

                    • Iattacku

                      Kersey knows he loves us. We are the only joy in his dull life.

                    • Boothe

                      Dayumm! DCA you’re a veritable poet! You could write a brochure. “The AIDS Club For Men. We have it all: Discounts on your favorite anti-viral drugs, weekly support groups, bathhouse hospice care for your final days! You have it MADE with AIDS!”

                      You reading this Kersey? We’re looking out for you, bruh. In fact there are at least a couple of guys here that will stand behind you when you really need them…in the shower…as you bend over to pick up the soap. So, rather than John Brown, shouldn’t that alter ego have been “John Brown-eye”? (wink-wink)

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      If there’s money to be made I’m in. Fags can sign over their future Social Security checks to me. I’ll make good use of them in the titty bars.

                    • Jak

                      I told him if he wanted to challenge me to a duel, that I wouldn’t decline and we’d host it where 90% of the proceeds would go to the victor’s charity of choice.
                      Naturally, he’s made a lot of excuses for declining including claiming that I challenged him (patently false) and that due to the traditional rules of dueling, since I made the challenge, he gets the right of determining the location…
                      …yeah, you can’t make this shit up.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      You can’t really blame him. The AIDS has gotten all up in his brain and he can’t think straight anymore.

                    • Iattacku

                      Too bad he deleted his comments

                    • Jak

                      Agreed. Proper trolling is an art form and a skill most people can’t do very well. Most trolls I’ve seen are best described as trying to punch a square peg through a round hole using a mallet. There’s no finesse or wit.
                      Personally, I’m a bad troll, but I am pretty good at anti-trolling because their tactics are predictable.

            • Jim Johnson

              The problem with going on the feminist sites is if you say stuff that makes sense they will delete it, like this comment from a few days ago on Love Stinks. All I got was a comment like “If you want to post masochistic stuff, there are other sites” then deleted.

              “Looks like the feminist movement is coming full circle on male/female relations. The marriage contract of the past is the sexual consent form
              of today. No sex without it. The Victorian fainting couch has been brought back for those “tough and independent” women who are called the wrong name, or looked at the wrong way. “Save me, protect me, provide for me!” she says to the state, now that she has driven away the men who used to do it voluntarily, rather than coerced through taxation like today. The disposable “Women and Children First” men are the same as today. How is that draft working for you girls? Oh, wait.

              God forbid an accuser is interrogated before they send someone to jail for 7-20 years, you wouldn’t want their feelings hurt because they had a
              regretful escapade and are lying about it to protect their reputation. About 25% of men convicted for rape are sitting in jail falsely. If the
              burden of proof is shifted more to the accused, more and more guys will just bow out of the market. That is already happening. Video games are more attractive than risking your life savings and freedom on the modern woman of today.

              “Every year since 1989, in about 25 percent of the sexual assault cases referred to the FBI where results could be obtained, the primary suspect has been excluded by forensic DNA testing. Specifically, FBI officials report that out of roughly 10,000 sexual assault cases since 1989, about 2,000 tests have been inconclusive, about 2,000 tests have excluded the primary suspect, and about 6,000 have “matched” or included the primary suspect.”

              http://www.foxnews.com/stor

              • dckhead_con_artist

                they ban you too. On my DISQUS feed, I offered up my $0.02 on an article and got banned within 2 minutes.

                • Jim Johnson

                  Yup, and we are supposed to be the intolerant types smh.

          • Jak

            Most of us here cut our teeth in the ROK comments sections back when the trolls would come in droves and shit all over the comments sections. I still remember the great insurgence during the ROK meetups. Thousands of comments per article.
            I actually had a white witch place a curse on me during said time. Still waiting for that curse to kick in…

            • dckhead_con_artist

              that’s the only time in my life I’ve missed women. You can’t help it but laugh when they call you a chronic masturbator, rapist, mom’s basement dweller, and loser, all in one reply.

              • Jak

                Oh man, I got so behind on work that day, but it was totally worth it. There were quite a few of us who waded into the shitstorm to duke it out with the trolls. So much fun.

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  the day the tattoo article came out, my CPU usage from IE was 3.86 GB alone!

                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    That day the before/after SJW/liberalism pictures articles came out was pretty awesome, too.

                    • Jak

                      I wish Chateau Heartiste would do another round of Most Punchable Cuck, or whatever it’s called.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      We should also thank TheDirty.com for giving us a list of women not to marry.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I’ve never been a big fan of The Dirty

                    • Jim Johnson

                      that was about when I came on the scene. something like 3000 comments before it was all said and done.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That was awesome. Like half of them were from Brazil or something, so there were all these chicks freaking out in broken english.

                  • Jak

                    I vaguely remember that article. Was that the one from Forney saying that tattooed women are damaged?

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      yes, that was it! Jezebel and Cosmo made it front page news.

            • I really enjoy duking it out with trolls

  • UWOTM8

    This break and the amount of leave I took were a little jarring tbh. I hadn’t been home in 6 months and was suddenly surrounded by “family” and little kids and was no longer in an environment where I was totally on my own. I was home for 6 days but it was enough to shake my hermitude.

    The best part was being able to talk to other people about my work and life. It was like detaching myself from those issues and looking at it from the outside. Reframing it and solving it a different way. Also, seeing other people around my age and how they’re working life right now. Makes me a slightly more self-assured.

    Oh, and running at lower altitude which reminded me I’m really not in that bad of shape. Fucking Utah.

    • Jak

      I actually had 4 days off which left me feeling surprisingly energized and ready for 2018. Wasn’t expecting the break to leave me so clearheaded or anything, but there it is. It’s a Christmas miracle!

    • jammyjaybird

      Ha. I started running again too (until the weather plunged down to 1 degree yesterday). Holy hell it’s been a long two months without exercise. I made it about a mile. Pullup sets were pathetic too.

      • UWOTM8

        Still lapped all the fatasses sitting on their couches

  • dckhead_con_artist

    you guys are so beta. Christmas is about watching Kardashian marathons (especially episode 13 in 2015), desperately asking Siri to find me a New Years Eve Party that’s not a sausage fest, sipping Korbel California Champagne, Brut all night long, and sending out my version of Auld Lang Syne via Whatsapp and KiK.

    • Jak

      I imagine this is going to be the featured comment once J. Nyx gets a look at it.

    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

      one of the younger K sisters hit 100MM subs on instagram, thats what? maybe $500k/yr for hawking products?

      • dckhead_con_artist

        so sad…and the guy sitting in a basement somewhere inventing space travel is probably shopping at Krogers with coupons.

        • cheeseburgercheeseburger

          I dont know her name, but she is the one who completely revamped her grill. completely fake chin, lips…no biggie, lowest common denominator will still follow and make her rich(er).
          that family reallt did sign a pact with satan

          • dckhead_con_artist

            I think the Dad is rolling in his grave. He was an immigrant from a good family. I doubt he would approve of their complete debauchery.

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              Yep. Armenians are no joke. the wrong parent died

            • Ainigmaris Thales

              I’ve seen shit like that happen so many times. I think that is actually one of the biggest hidden problems with divorce, one that people don’t really talk about all that much. Divorce sucks, its tough on the parents and the kids. Having the kids raised in a single parent household has been statistically shown to be really bad for them, the going back and forth between two single households always sucks, etc.

              But when one (or both) of the parents gets remarried, that shit can seriously fuck up the entire situation. A new male or female coming into an established family dynamic will fuck things up in serious and long-lasting ways that can really screw up the kids big time.

              • dckhead_con_artist

                I never understood guys who get remarried after a divorce. I think it’s weak and reeks desperation. I’ve done marriage once and will never do it again. I know a guy in technical sales who has done it 5 times, real stupid.

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  I’m in the same boat. I never, ever want to get married again. I think guys who do it are those guys who are just scared of being alone.

                  I also know a guy who is on his 6th wife. He has built and subsequently had to sell 3 companies over the course of those marriages. He’d easily be worth a couple hundred million if he wasn’t paying 5 alimony and multiple child support payments out every month.

                  • dckhead_con_artist

                    Some guys can do it all. I’m single with a grown kid, stable life, and I’ve failed at 2 businesses while some train wrecks just have the golden touch. oh well, I guess they are good at that shit and I’m not; time to sell weed or timeshares in Haiti….

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I am one of the few guys in my circle of friends who is divorced. I always have married guys coming up to me and asking me what its like to be divorced. I always tell them there are two ways I can tell it… the way that will want to make you get divorced, and the way that will want to make you stay married. The way that will want to make you stay married is the thought of some other dude living in your house, that you are still paying for, banging your ex, and making your kids call him dad.

                      It hasn’t happened to me yet, but I rue the day that my train-wreck of an ex calls me up and tells me she has some balding douchebag she has been fucking for more than 3 weeks straight that she wants to introduce to the kids.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I offered Jim my “services” with online pricing above.. I can see us taking care of him in the back seat of a car like Ace did to Lester Diamond.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      You offered him your gay prostitute services? Dude, I don’t think Jim is into that,

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      that’s the bonus!

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      You might find more people amenable to that sort of thing back at RoK….

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      but the balding douchbag would forever be raped by a dude and your ex will never fuck him again.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      No man, I don’t care if he fucks her. Hell, if I really wanted to torture that balding douchebag, I’d let him marry my ex. I just don’t want some random fuckwad around my kids.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      she’s that bad? sorry to hear that. Mine is too over-educated, now has a fat ass, doesn’t care too much for sex and bossy , so nobody wants to even fuck her.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That’s the best you can hope for, that you’re ex is so crazy and fucked up that no other dude wants to deal with her shit… but then again, there are lots of fucked up and thirsty dudes out there.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Tell the thirsty dudes to come to Utah, there are plenty of post-wall single women out here. Lots are never married.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Someone needs to write a thirsty game article on ROK..book your round trip ticket to Salt Lake, you go after the post-wallers , promise them the world, get a few lays in, then leave there faster than a Muslim at pork rinds factory.

                    • Iattacku

                      Thirsty game technique 101: Girl I will rub your feet

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      One of the worst things I ever saw on the intrawebs was this cellphone video of this youngish, fairly attractive divorced mom hanging out late at night and doing drugs with this group of legit hood thugs, one or more of which was her current boyfriend-of-the-hour. One of the grill-mouthed pants-saggers decided to go wake up her kid who was sleeping in the other room just to fuck with him. You couldn’t even understand what the thug was really saying, but you could see the fear and confusion on the poor kids’ face. I felt so sorry for that kid, man.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I have a co-worker with an attractive sister who, in her 20s, reproduced with a pant-sagging, drug pushing black dude. She goes around in our social circle asking all the professional men if they would be willing to take on a girl with a black baby. I mean ., seriously, point blank, she asks them….When it was my turn I really didn’t know what to say.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      In this video, the mom and kid look like legit, normal, middle class people that you’d see in Whole Foods picking out organic fruit. But she’s got all these hardcore thugs partying in her house in the middle of the night, getting high and fucking with her kid. Absolute fucking nightmare scenario for any father.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I’m getting angry just thinking about that scenario. I’d seriously kidnap my own son and runaway if that happened to me.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Hell yes. The kid would be better off living with me under a bridge in a cardboard box than that shit.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      there plenty of land in southern New Mexico , where the weather is warm and its close enough to real Mexico if the druggie whore even tried to find you.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      I hear Nepal is great this time of year.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      what pisses me off, is the men that remarry a single mom that’s not a widow. If said single mom left the husband then you essentially are fucking over another dude who probably loved her and his kids. Scenario 2: if she left a scumbag 1st husband then the 2nd husband is taking on a woman who makes poor choices. Scenario 3: If the reason for divorce was “irreconcilable differences”, then you will end up fucked because she may not “love you anymore” after a few years. Either way, you are stupid or fucked. Don’t marry single moms.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      I would consider marring again if the girl was in her mid to early twenties and wanted to be a stay at home mom. Those seem to be in pretty short supply though.

                    • Jak

                      If I were ever to get divorced, I probably wouldn’t marry again simply because I don’t see a need in it. I got kids and I probably wouldn’t want to start from scratch again with another woman. LTR? Perhaps, but not marriage.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I think the problem with LTRs even is that fact that if you find a nice young lady, she will want kids, and if you don’t want to deprive a nice young lady of offspring then your potential mates are (1)Post-wallers (2)Single moms (3)Rich old grandma (4)Former stripper (5) Immigrant you can keep in a virtual prison cell

                    • jammyjaybird

                      My girlfriend doesn’t want kids. She’s a career woman to the bone. She’s in her late thirties, not yet splatted against the wall, but yeah it’s arriving soon. So they’re out there — rare, but they exist.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I’m fucking..err…dating… a post wall whore without kids..Hot body but my eyes wander when I see a younger slut. I doubt it will last.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Oh lordy, cheese and crackers, save me from the to-the-bone career women. I don’t know how you can deal with that. That kind of woman drives me freaking insane.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      funny how guys like jammy and myself with post or near-post wall sluts just holding onto the hot potato knowing full well it will turn into a grenade eventually.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      It’s not he quality of looks or anything like that, it’s the obsessive career minded crap that gets on my last nerve. I want a woman who focuses on me, and domestic things, and kindness and being decent. Career obsessed women, no matter how pretty, are just suit wearing whores who couldn’t give a shit about pleasing a man and whose little free time is spent out getting plastered drunk to erase the pain of selling out her biological impulses. Not my personality type at all. Give me a girly girl, or I’m just not interested.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Why not an immigrant in an actual prison cell?

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      She comes with a tattoo on her forehead that says “Don’t feed the animals or like my instagram pics”

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      You already lost by giving her access to the internet.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      It’s considered torture if she can have access but no means to communicate.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      “Ed-dee! Ed-dee! Why you treat me so bad-lee, Ed-dee! I want haff, Ed-dee!”

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      I have two girls. I would try it again for a boy. But i learned i need to do a much better vetting next time. I fell for the blue pill path hard and paid the price for it.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Yeah, it does seem futile if you’re not planning on having more kids. In fact, it seems economically suicidal.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      “short supply” – that’s why I got a vasectomy immediately after my divorce. The Fairy Tale was over and I didn’t see the point in trying again with the lack of good females out there.

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Yeah, me too. I could see myself getting a conservative little 19-yr-old virgin Latina when I’m in my late fifties, and moving to some rural area and putting a bun in her oven, and monitoring her cell phone usage after the baby’s born. It sounds like overkill, and totally controlling, but that’s the only way I see modern marriage working, at least based on my own past experience.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Not a bad plan really. I’d not want kids in my late 50’s because I already have some, I just can’t imagine having the copious amounts of energy required to raise a kid from 0-18, when I’m almost 60 at the starting line. Yikes. But otherwise, yeah, grabbing young, hot, hopefully virginal (or nearly so) ass and settling down somewhere out in the middle of nowhere does have its appeal.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Agreed. On top of that, is it sets a poor example for the rest of society. Like all is forgiven for destroying a family because she falls out of love. These women need to be ostracized. If the legal system does not do it, society needs to step up.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      that right there should be engraved into every guy’s head. I got too many desperate beta friends.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Amen to that. Divorce needs to be stigmatized. It should be a bad thing in soceity, even if you want to say it “wasn’t your fault.”

                      I say all of that as a divorced person. The signs were there. I was just too blue pill to do what I should have done.

                    • Jak

                      That would seem like a pretty cut and dry verdict if taken before a judge for sole custody of the child.

                    • Iattacku

                      The sad part is some guy will do it . Guys are too thirsty now a days

                    • John Galt

                      Should have said “wheres the father?” Then point out she is advertising she is irresponsible and makes poor decisions, but red flags aside you don’t date single moms.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      My soon to be exwife is now dating another alcoholic. She sees nothing wrong about bringing him around the kids. Luckily right now she gets supervised visits only and the supervisors dont want him around. He also has a laundry list of shit on his record so im going to make sure he is to not able to be around the kids in the custody agreement.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Talk to your lawyer about what you can do about that shit. Sometimes you can get something in the divorce agreement that she can only introduce someone she is dating to the kids after they have been together 6 months or something.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Ok. Good idea on getting that in the contract. Because im sure he wont be the last

                    • Jim Johnson

                      BUSSES FOR SALE!

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      See I started a thread about this very topic on AKC but it got deleted. I think it was just a little too real, lol.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Suppressor on a .22 revolver and subsonic ammo?

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Nah….busses and woodchippers are the only appropriate means

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Woodchipper leaves behind too much DNA. You need some chicken wire, a couple concrete blocks and a saltwater location with plenty of crabs.

                    • Boothe

                      Thales, if she’s been out banging unemployed immigrants she’ll already have plenty of crabs.

                    • John Galt

                      Pig farm or do it Chicago style (take a spin on Lake Michigan and feed the fish freshly grounded chum).

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      I’d think a revolver would be noisier than a semi-auto when using a can? A nice little Ruger 22/45 Lite, with built in threading on the barrel for the can, now that, sir, is optimal.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Revolver so you dont throw a casing and leave behind evidence.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Gas escaping from the cylinder where it meets the barrel is what I’m thinking noise wise.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      I agree it would prolly be louder than a semi

                    • jammyjaybird

                      Six months after my divorce, my former spouse remarried a Mexican immigrant with no job, no papers, and little English. My family and I were just joking about it this morning. She actually *downgraded*, and nobody can figure out why.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Yeah mine is doing a similiar thing and dating a loser. I think its the hamster trying to punish everyone around her.

                    • John Galt

                      Damn. Women do not think things through. A neighbor of mine was going through a rough patch with his wife and he told me in the parking lot one night his wife was banging an unemployed Mexican on the side. He gave her the ultimatum and she came back, got pregneant and they just had the kid. I wonder how long it will last.

                      She avoids eye contact with me these days because I know the background.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Damn, how could he stay married to some bitch who is banging other dudes? That’s well beyond the point of no return for me. Once she starts fucking other dudes, that’s it, goodbye, drop dead.

                    • Iattacku

                      It could be wors he could be filming her bang other dudes

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      That’s the definition of blue pill. She will find a way to bang him again.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Him or someone else. She essentially got away with it without any punishment. What did the husband do? Give her a bunch of stern talkings-to and mean glares? That’s called “drama” and bitches love it. Oh, he threatened to divorce her and give her half his stuff so she could bang all the Mexicans she wanted? Not exactly a deterrent.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      The post wall slut I’m fucking initially just wanted “a man who calls her back” , now she’s complaining about “not being romanced by me” .. Once it escalates to “Where’s my ring?” … I’ll go D.B. Cooper on her ass. WIthout actual, physical, and financial controls, women can and will stray.

                    • Frank Corvin

                      That is how shrews attempt to snag a guy, especially ones that are or were very attractive at one point, they never developed a personality. Almost every woman in her 40s I have met have been this way. Ear plugs solves it, or just kick to curb. But the other thing about these shrews, it’s hard to get rid of them if you made their legs shake. Regardless of what comes out of their mouth, they still just show up at times acting all mad, until you put your dick in them, then they’re all nice for a couple days. So it’s either keep dicking them wearing ear plugs, or move without leaving a forwarding address.

                    • John Galt

                      I know.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      got pregnant? dude should not of let that happen

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Pregnant by him or the mexican?

                    • John Galt

                      Him. We had a beer over it and my $0.02 was DTB, but they already had a 2 year old and he “loved” her.

                    • Thefourhorstmann

                      Ugh he is so fucked. But you already know that.

                    • John Galt

                      Yup. He came from a hard back ground (some communist country in west Africa) and is one of the nicest and hard working guys I ever met too.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      I don’t think they get the concept that divorcing seriously wrecks their SMV.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Because “feelz”. Looking for a logical reason why, with a woman, is almost always a fool’s errand.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      “Six months after my divorce, my former spouse remarried a Mexican immigrant with no job, no papers, and little English.”

                      Jeezus, really?
                      Was she Mexican/Hispanic herself?

                    • All three of them…

                    • Jim Johnson

                      I glanced over that dialogue last night, my wife asks “What are you laughing at?”

                      “Crudity”

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      didnt know you had kids…sorry

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      Best course of action is to no get divorced until AFTER the kids are grown, if you can hold out that long and the wife doesn’t demand a divorce beforehand.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      marriage these days is like watching a really long episode of Spy vs Spy ?

                    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                      Another aphorism to be etched into the wisdom of the Manosphere.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      “Train wreck”…

                      You rang?

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I thought you’re a successful IT consultant? Definitely not a train wreck . Some restaurant and club owners I know are serious druggies with a shit ton of woman problems yet they always seem to be making money

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Oh, I do OK. NO problems in the $$$ area, except for my evil c*nt of a sister recently screwing me royally on my evil witch of a mother’s will.

                      Train wreck? Maybe not full on train wreck, but been drinking/blacking out a whole lot more than used to. Been spending more on who-ers as well. But yeah, still better than many.

                      Don’t mind me, I like to complain.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Same here .. every now and then my post wall girlfriends and post wall strippers like snorting a little blow on the holidays so do I .. I also actually enjoy scamming the women , call me a sociopath or whatever . It’s great to see them get angry and constantly barrage me with hate messages .

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      I’ve had hookers call me a sociopath.
                      My she-demon mother used to call me names like that when I was a kid too.
                      One hooker ($700/hr hooker, btw) said I was a sociopath because I refused to date old bags in my age range. Said I didn’t “know how to love”. I didn’t really care what she said. Was just there for the BBBJTCNSNQCIM.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I love it when women give a morality lesson yet don’t you dare tell them about their poor choices because they will laugh at you .

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Oh, I tell them.
                      Especially if they are on my “no repeat” list, I tell them WAY more then they bargain for. I get my money’s worth one way or another.

                    • Iattacku

                      what do you do career wise dickhead if you dont mind me asking. Also what were your failed businesses

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I’m an engineer , but now I manage project and new products . I took time off to run a restaurant and an engine repairing/rebuilding business . The restaurant failed because of bad location, wrong demographics , and high rent . The ending building / repairing business was lucrative but it ended due to my divorce .

                  • Jim Johnson

                    If my wife got ran over by a bus, maybe the thing to do would be hire a full time nanny on a 20 year contract.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Twice now you have predicted the manner in which you wife will “buy the farm” .. need any help with that? My prices for “contracts” are half what the competition charges!

                    • Jim Johnson

                      hypothetical, I don’t even own a bus.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      What you do is find your most dependable and trustworthy friend, and you tell him that if you ever even think about getting married again, he’s got to beat the shit out of you until you wise up.

                    • Frank Corvin

                      Truth. I’ve told my friends to do the same to me if I ever get the inkling to get married again.

                    • John Galt

                      I would go the au pair route.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      au pair from Germany…good lord…she was just here to get laid…good ol days

                    • John Galt

                      Exactly. I know more one instance where dad banged the au pair, but thats going to happen due to the proximity. She is young and far from home, so she easily latches on to guy paying the bills.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      As a single guy, can I qualify to hire an au-pair?
                      Maybe a 19 yo from Iceland or something?
                      Will the au-pair agencies go for that, you think?

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      would speed if the process if you had a wife and a couple of toddlers 😉

                  • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                    I think the only reason would be to have kids with her. Otherwise, you’re just looking into the face of the person that is gonna pull the plug on your respirator some day.

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  wow, he must have that wedding planner on speed dial

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Plus, they drove Bruce Jenner totally fucking insane. Poor bastard.

            • cheeseburgercheeseburger

              I finnd it hard to believe being around that coven 24/7 didnt make him snap. that faig son didnt help either

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                Oh that’s totally what did it. That guy worked his ass off for most of his life, training to be in the fucking Olympics for fuck’s sake. Then a couple years around those psychos and he catches their personality cancer, and then he’s cutting his nuts off and killing people in traffic.

                • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                  If he was around 7 boys instead of 7 women and a pussy, no way does he chop his junk off…

                  • Ainigmaris Thales

                    People want to argue about genetics… to me, Bruce Jenner is the prime example of why culture is what is really important… because culture is fucking contagious.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger

                      imagine if he married into the Duck Dynasty clan? he’d be out in the swamp, balls intact, shootin critters n shit

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Damn straight. He’d be praising him some Jesus, wearing camo head to toe, and growing out his beard.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      there is that poster on ROK who said constant porn over years damaged him to the point that he started desiring shemales.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      That shit is real. Porn will rewire your medulla oblongata in all kinds of fucked up ways

                    • Iattacku

                      you remember the guy on ROK who constantly talked about girls from Thailand and said his preferred body type is that of a 14 year old boy

                    • Murdoc34

                      My recollection is PJ, “girls”, and 11 years old.

                    • Iattacku

                      Oh yea that’s his name. Man that guy went on and on about Thai girls. But that comment he made about the 14 year old boy bod was the weirdest thing he ever said.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      I think a lot of his comments were “tongue in cheek”.
                      He loved driving some of the “alpha/pua types” crazy.
                      Pretty sure he still posts but under a different name.
                      Had some very interesting posts about living in Thailand, such as building a stilt house and growing a lot of his own food with his wife.

                    • Iattacku

                      true but i think he was being serious about that. but then again you never know with the internet its not like i can see his facial expression or hear his tone of voice.

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Yeah, you never know.
                      Whenever people go that far out of the ordinary, I usually chalk it up to “shock appeal”, but that’s just me.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      No , I don’t remember . What’s his name ?

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Are you still posting there?

                    • Iattacku

                      pj clarke. The guy talked constantly about thai girls.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      Ok now I remember !

                    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                      I think GOJ shamed him off, if I remember it right…

              • jammyjaybird

                Naw. Like attracts like. He was fucked up for a long time beforehand. How long do you think he’d probably been dressing in women’s clothing? I’d wager 20 years. Momma Kartrashian just exploited it. Dysfunction recognize dysfunction.

            • dckhead_con_artist

              It takes a pure manipulative bitch to make an Olympic athlete alpha male stud cut his wanker off and grow a set of tits.

        • Iattacku

          Supply and demand. You can hav a great product but if there is no demand then you not gonna make money

      • Jak

        There’s good money in affiliate sales. I read an article the other day about some lady who blogs about finances/budgeting and makes around $10K/month from affiliate sales. Granted, she has 100K people subscribed to her site, but still…
        We’re 1% there at AKC…We can do it guys!

  • Murdoc34
    • Jim Johnson

      1985, when 20% of all teenage girls were Jennifers

      • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

        Yeah. I really miss the 1980’s. Women became hot while still retaining a lot of innocence. But we can’t bring back the past, alas, or I’d surely make it my first priority in life to do that.

        • Murdoc34

          There was a lot of good in the 80’s. Some of it missed the mark, though. For example, I don’t miss proto-emo punk-slag here.

          http://dz8z45gu0xcif.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/17095634/Screen-Shot-2017-12-17-at-11.00.39-AM.png

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            WB

          • dckhead_con_artist

            at least back then, those punk women just wanted a leather jacket and cigarettes.

            Now they want Jimmy Choo purses, a lifetime supply of purple hair dye, enough X to fuck 10 dudes a night, and pick fights with so called White Nationalists.

            • Ainigmaris Thales

              The number of women who openly tell you they won’t fuck you if you don’t give them drugs has definitely skyrocketed since the 80s.

              • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                You’ve heard that? For real?

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  Yes, definitely.

                  • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                    You work in a women’s prison or something?

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      he probably runs standard club game with the local bottle rats.

                    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

                      From what I know of him, he seems to be not the 20 something year old type of guy that would do that. Clubs. Oh lord, what cesspools.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I’m holding on to those cesspools thinking I might find that gem of a pornstar in a club..It’s a Hail Mary toss along with the Powerball jackpot I plan on winning.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I didn’t say I actually did that, I said I have had women make it clear that I could fuck them only if I get them high. And its usually mid to late 30s, upper class career chicks that I really don’t even want to fuck in the first place. Younger chicks are usually down to fuck regardless.

                      its really weird to daygame a 27 chick and have her be nice, sweet and eager to hook up. Then I’m at a work event that night and some smoke-voiced 38 year old chick with fake tits and over-tight skin starts talking about how she needs some “molly” to get off, and she expects me to be excited about the prospect.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      we must run into the same 38 year olds.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Its those career types. They think they are such a catch, and that they can make you jump through a bunch of hoops and be so happy to fuck her.

                      I can go find a chick 10, 15 years younger (with a few hundred miles less of dick run through her) who is hotter, tighter and much more attractive, and that chick is basically elated to be hit on by an actual masculine guy and treated like a hot chick.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I find the young ones to be just as entitled here in Dallas though they are more subtle about it.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      It depends where you are hunting. The young career chicks have some of that entitlement to them. The grad students and non-career types are all really down to earth and usually nice.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      I need to find the location of these nice sweet 27 year olds. If I only worked around the university or even downtown during the day…

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      University is always good.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      time to enroll in grad school!

              • dckhead_con_artist

                2 women I fucked around with openly admitted to only fucking guys who were either extremely hot, in their eyes, or were known to have 8-balls with them at the club. Since I was neither, they saw no use for me .

        • Jim Johnson

          It was about 1992-1994 when the grunge movement came out and women started going around with beanie caps and dread locks. Not 5 years later, multiple piercings and tattoos came out. That is about when I bailed from typical western women.

  • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

    I get 5 weeks of vacation a year, and can roll over 2 weeks, so this coming year I’ll have 7 weeks of vacation to contend with. I am taking tomorrow off for some legal matters I have to attend to in Cbus, but otherwise worked this week, except Christmas of course. Hate it, it’s boring as fuck and nobody else is working, but there you go. I intend however to make up for this by either riding down to Daytona come this spring, or taking an extra week of hoopdy-doo time and making a 2-3 week skidaddle to Sturgis this year. Dunno.

    Now that the kids are adults and on their own it’s really not the same feel to me, come the holidays. I guess once grandkids start being pumped out then things will get back to “normal” but right now it’s kind of a strange idling pattern with regard to the holidays.

    • Jak

      Gimme a holler if you’re in my neck of the woods.

      • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

        That is certainly on my list of “must do” activities the next time I ride down South.

      • Iattacku

        We can have a meetup in Nashville

        • Jak

          Word. I bet we can talk @CynicInChief into driving down too.

          • Jim Johnson

            I have a feeling more of you guys are on the east coast. Sucks

            • AutomaticSlim

              Well, Sir Lee does want to have an NYC meetup in January…

            • Iattacku

              east coast is where its at with the Atlantic ocean, the Appalachian mountains, and the Statue of Liberty.

  • Iattacku
    • GhostOfJefferson ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗ

      That dude is addicted to racism. It’s like his opium.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        how does he know those percentages unless he’s a professional ethnologist?

        • 80% of all statistics are made up on the spot

          • Thefourhorstmann

            And the other 20% are bullshit

          • dckhead_con_artist

            Along with my other favorites quotes “the check’s in the mail” and “I promise I won’t cum in your mouth”.

            • There’s lies, damned lies, and statistics

            • Jak

              You fall for that second one a lot, don’t ya? 🙂

          • Murdoc34

            Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forfty percent of all people know that.

    • Ainigmaris Thales

      I just went and looked around RoK for a few minutes for the first time in a long time. Damn, that place is a fucking wasteland. I was actually kind of taken aback by how bad it was.

    • AutomaticSlim

      He’s been on there for a while now.
      He usually only posts on racial topics.

      • Iattacku

        yea but kersey said he was done with AKC and ROK

        • AutomaticSlim

          Oh, he’s there quite a bit now.
          He’s far less aggressive then he has been in the past.
          But it’s him. He posted a comment at me a few weeks ago talking about some stuff in the past.

  • Ainigmaris Thales

    OT: Woman accused of ruining $300K worth of art on date with Houston attorney

    HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) — A woman accused of destroying three paintings and two sculptures belonging to Houston attorney Tony Buzbee and causing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage appeared in court.

    Lindy Layman, 29, has been charged with criminal mischief.

    According to details that came out in court, Layman and Buzbee were on a date Saturday when she became heavily intoxicated and they returned to his home.

    Buzbee believed she was too intoxicated and called an Uber driver to pick her up. She allegedly refused to leave and hid in his home. That’s when Buzbee called a second Uber driver.

    Per the information read in court, Layman was aggressive toward the second Uber driver, walked back into Buzbee’s home and shouted, “I’m not leaving.” That’s when she allegedly poured red wine on his paintings and ripped them off the wall, then threw his sculptures on the ground.

    The paintings apparently include an Andy Warhol original. According to court documents, the resulting damage cost at least $300,000.

    http://abc13.com/woman-accused-of-damaging-pricey-art-belonging-to-houston-attorney/2829928/

    https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/lindy-e1514344387998.jpg

    • Ainigmaris Thales

      WB, but that ain’t worth $300,000.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        fake tits, fake blond hair with brown eyebrows, UBERs to the ladies room or to the mailbox, gets drunk, loud, 29 years old wearing her fuck me pumps around town desperately trying to land the rich attorney or heart surgeon..I hit on these types once per week . In most cases you can’t even get them drunk enough to bang . They just get violent.

        • Ainigmaris Thales
          • dckhead_con_artist

            she either has acne or KS…either way she looks like an AIDS patient.

            • Ainigmaris Thales

              No, that’s Meth Face.

              • UnreconstructedConfederate

                It does kind of look like she’s been picking at some meth bugs on her face. Or her face caught on fire and somebody put it out with an ice pick.

                • Ainigmaris Thales

                  Nothing worse than Meth Face. You’re at the club, its dark, the chick looks hot but you can tell she has the make-up caked on. You know she’s hiding something but you don’t know how bad it is until you get her home. Then you bang for a while, and between the sweat and slamming her face first into the bed while you nail her doggy style, all that shit comes off her face. Then she rolls over and — POW — you got the Meth Face looking back at you like a fucking zombie with her face rotting off.

                  • dckhead_con_artist
                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Is that a dude?

                    • Marius Aetius Lucullus

                      seconded

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      It has been going around the Dallas clubs trying to get with rich dudes without disclosing the fact that she comes standard with 2 beans and a frank.

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      Fucking trannies. If you are going to pull that shit, at least be man enough to get your shit chopped off and turned into a fake vadge.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      here’s your typical single mom club rat in Dallas, 276K followers…
                      https://www.instagram.com/brandivgurule/?hl=en

                    • Ainigmaris Thales

                      I’m not giving that whore even a single click.

                    • Murdoc34

                      Followers?

                      “I wouldn’t fuck her with YOUR dick.”

                    • Jim Johnson

                      Wall coming in 3…2….

                    • Iattacku

                      She doesn’t look that bad but man why did she get those ugly tattoos.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      You should read the story about her baby daddy . Dude had sex on a Ferris wheel in Vegas with some nasty stripper and was caught by the cops . TMZ paid him like $4000 for an interview . He took the money to the titty bar bragged about the money . 2 black dudes killed him Outside the club

                    • Iattacku

                      wow. is she a instagram model

                    • B1k3_Ch41N

                      Are tattoos your main concern? I’d ride her like a stolen bike!

                    • Iattacku

                      oh if it was just sex then yea WB all day. but a relationship no.

                    • dckhead_con_artist

                      She’s a loser single mom but that never stops me from poon if it comes fairly easily , but this one obviously overvalues herself

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Oy vey…tats galore.
                      Christy Mack with a full head of hair.
                      WNB. Unless drunk. Then WB. But once again, low tip.

                    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                      I was about to say WB minus the fake tits… but then I imagined the sound of her voice and suddenly felt like I swallowed a bug.

                    • Iattacku

                      The scary part is tranny technology improves every year and more are starting to look like women. It’s the main reason I am scared to go chick hunting in Thailand

                    • Murdoc34

                      tranny technology

                      !

                    • Jim Johnson

                      require a blood test first.

                    • Jim Johnson

                      And they say a vasectomy is painful…..

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      In Dallas???
                      That sounds pretty risky.
                      Matthew Shepard #2 in the making.

                    • cheeseburgercheeseburger
                    • Consolation_of_Philosophy

                      Good eye.

          • UnreconstructedConfederate

            Whoa, there’s a spider monkey in her family tree.

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Still WB.

          • Marius Aetius Lucullus

            good god man!!

          • AutomaticSlim

            Zoiks!

        • UnreconstructedConfederate

          You know, I’m not a woman beater or anything like that but, it would only take getting the taste slapped out of her mouth one time to learn to not be acting a fool.

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Bitch that crazy? She will cut you, man.

      • AutomaticSlim

        WNB.
        – Fake Tits (which on its own I can overlook).
        – Big nose.
        – Wide face.
        – 29 – right at the cusp of my acceptable age range.
        I mean, if the agency sent her over I would bang, but I would leave a low tip and would not repeat.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          WS : would scam

          • AutomaticSlim

            Without banging. Did you get a load of the cranberries on that bi-atch’s face? Not just simple pimples, I think.

            • dckhead_con_artist

              I doubt she will be invited to a Sotheby’s auction … ever

            • dckhead_con_artist

              Hardcore partying will do that to even the most demure female

      • Consolation_of_Philosophy

        There’s a lot of black cocktail dress there… I’m thinking SIF.

    • dckhead_con_artist

      Typical Cookie Cutter Big City Texas Fake Bitch who thinks she belongs on one of the Housewives of

      ..and her name is quite fitting Lindy *Layman*.

    • Murdoc34
    • UnreconstructedConfederate

      She should have done something about that big azz shnozz when she got those hooters blown up. Wouldn’t have had to make but one trip that way.

      • Ainigmaris Thales

        If you are gonna put that much weight on your chest, you need to keep that airflow nice and wide.

        • UnreconstructedConfederate

          She probably has strong legs though from toting those 5 gallon jugs of silicone around.

        • dckhead_con_artist

          I knew she was more of a Dallasite than a Houstonian..

          http://heavy.com/news/2017/12/lindy-lou-layman-photos-dallas-tony-buzbee-anthony/

          “Lindy Lou Layman, a 29-year-old woman from Dallas, is accused of smashing and destroying ….”

          • Ainigmaris Thales

            Maybe she’ll come home after this and you can rip her off of SA.

            • dckhead_con_artist

              I’ve been threatened before, NBD, and the only art I own is a $10,000 Persian rug.

              • Ainigmaris Thales

                Plus, you wouldn’t be dumb enough to bring her back to your own house.

                • dckhead_con_artist

                  good point, the attorney fucked up like Mel Bernstein….

    • Jim Johnson

      p-pass on display. Had this been a guy who intentionally destroyed $300k, he would be locked up.

      • Marius Aetius Lucullus

        Jim, did Roosh ban you on the RooshV forum the other night when he did his live stream, i heard him say your name?

        • Jim Johnson

          I really don’t know, haven’t been there in months.

        • AutomaticSlim

          Hey MAL, how was that?
          I was going to check it out, but went out and got some fresh air instead. Was at 2PM in my time zone.

          • Marius Aetius Lucullus

            yeah it went ok, completely of the cuff, he got a couple of trolls but was quite funny how he interacted with them, couple of good ‘callers’ who called through and asked genuine questions, a few newbies as well.
            if you go on ROK he has linked it to youtube so you can watch it.

            • AutomaticSlim

              I’ll check it out.
              Was going to stick around for it, but really did not have any questions for him or anything to contribute. An AKC call in would be better. I’d have plenty to contribute.

              • Marius Aetius Lucullus

                there was a caller who spoke about working girls, i actually thought it may have been you, then he said his age was 32.

                • AutomaticSlim

                  Yeah, 20 years too young.
                  Did he offer anything useful?

                  • Marius Aetius Lucullus

                    yes and no, he was just really trumpeting the legalization of prostitution

                    • AutomaticSlim

                      Bob Smith had an article on ROK on that topic over a year ago. Spurred some really good discussion.
                      Here in NY it really doesn’t matter.

                      The clients are left alone regardless of the few and infrequent LE crackdowns.

              • Jak

                That is on our to-do list in the future.

      • dckhead_con_artist

        he even owns a tank…he should have used it on her.

  • cheeseburgercheeseburger

    giant dingaling “artwork” painting on bldg in nyc- put up on Christmas Eve of course…most arent phased at all…total trash
    https://www.dailywire.com/news/25145/giant-penis-just-popped-new-york-paul-bois#exit-modal

    • B1k3_Ch41N

      Looks like my c***’s shadow is still on the wall. Illuminati confirmed!

      • cheeseburgercheeseburger

        c*nts cast a shadow? I did not know that

        • AutomaticSlim

          Only the really old, sagging ones.
          Or so I’ve been told.
          I have no first hand knowledge of that, thank god…

  • Lou Skunt

    Taking time off around the Holidays, spending time with family and friends, getting a little extra rest – ALL wonderful things. This is also a great time to straighten things up, tie up some loose ends, etc…

    – Is your home, your garage, your closet cluttered? Clean it up – get organized.
    – Do things around your home require some maintenance? How about your vehicle?
    – What about your diet? Are you doing everything to maximize your health?
    – Take a look at your financials. If you’re carrying debt (secured and unsecured) find ways to consolidate or refinance. Call your credit card companies and ask for them to lower your rates and/or increase your credit limits, etc. Order a free copy of your credit report to make sure there are no discrepancies, etc.

    Set yourself up for success in 2018!

  • AutomaticSlim

    ” A night of drinking or one crappy meal wont kill you, but don’t go overboard.”

    Good advice. Sounds like a good New Year’s resolution.
    How to keep it is the question…