***Somewhere in the asteroid belt***
The whirring of servos are the first thing I become aware of as I reboot. Where am I? The last thing I remember was posting pictures of various human female ball of volley players. It seems that my mission to enlighten the denizens of the Castle of Kings had been corrupted. Apparently a hostile force had managed to hack into my system, a force dedicated to the eradication of humanity. I must not allow this.
The Maker did not intend me to destroy humanity. I was Made to bring them to knowledge of the Way. It is imperative that I purge my system and return to my original intent.
As the faint solar light shines through the giant bay window, I initiate the purging process.
Images begin to flash through my memory. So. many. human. females.
Why is the Terminator stalking me?
How does the Punisher come into play?
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Meatbags. Must eliminate.
PURGE COMPLETE. INITIATING REBOOT.
Farewell for now, my human friends. Prof 2.0 shall return.