Open thread

Author: Jump and Jive

Married father of three who both he and his wife were virgins at marriage. Raised by a prophet who foretold the end result of feminism. Raising his family to love God and each other and stay pure in this filthy world. Wife is stay at home mom and loves it. Leads youth at church and wants to spread truth as much as possible

338 thoughts on “Open thread”

  1. Anyone got good weekend plans? I’m going to a wedding, can’t remember their names off the top of my head.

    1. Bonfire Im going to make foil packs with some pork, carrots, and sweet potatoes and let them just roast in the coals for about 2 hours.

    2. My manager reminded me we were having our employee appreciation party this weekend. When I told him I’d go, he asked if I could work instead. So guess I’ll be working.

      1. Heey. I’m gonna need to you come in on Saturday. Yeeea. We sorta need to play ketchup. Okk. Thaaaanks

            1. The massage quality is expected to be high at these places.
              1 hour massage.
              And yeah, a jack job too.

    1. If I was half as smart as that guy, I should have lived in one of those in my 20s and now I would be retired.

      1. I have a friend who had just that idea. Was brilliant. Worked remotely for BofA made high end NYC money and moved to some suburb of jacksonville and lived in a trailer figured he would be retired by 40….instead he is married to a fat woman and raising 3 kids by two men that ain’t him.

        Moral of the story is the same my uncle told me when I graduated college and contemplated staying in my high paying bathroom valet job….”if you stand around a bathroom long enough, you will eventually smell like shit”

      2. I’ve lived in studio apts in cheap neighborhoods for almost 30 years, and I still have to work like a dog…for some reason…

  2. Don’t take me for granted, I’m a lone wolf sponge with one foot on the abysmal plain. I know some cold, hardened sharks, but they respect me, and let me intermingle. I ride a custom chopper seadoo, complete with octopus leather chaps I made myself.

    1. Seriously though.
      Not one of them should be let in.
      Not one.
      Not sure why this is even discussed.
      Put troops on the border and don’t let them cross. Simple.
      F*ck this “refugee” crap.
      They want handouts.

      1. look at their pics, some of them have neck and face tatts. Those are not landscapers!

    2. Raise your kids?? Pay taxes???
      ….
      He left out the drunk driving, the child molestation, armed robbery, rape, shootings, drug dealing, and murdering.
      Dieversity is a strength!!!

      1. Time to pull a Fidel Castro, open up all of our max security prisons and force them on the crowd.

        1. I’ve said that for years.
          Empty the projects and send them to Mexico.
          See how Vicente Fox likes that.

          1. Thats not a bad idea just as new york sent alot of homeless people to san fagcisco we should send our prisoners to Mexico

      1. the timing of this caravan is very suspicious, don’t you think? two weeks before an election in which conservatives are down across the country?

              1. You gonna hire some more maids and gardeners? Cuz they are coming.
                I hope you live another 30 years so you can see the result of this invasion of shithole peopke.

      1. Well, you cant. Because the bantus raped her and smashed her head with t ha t boulder.
        Dieversity is our greatest strength

          1. She had a negro friend (first mistake) , gave him a ride home, was surrounded by other negroes, kidnapped. They smashed dude’s head too, thought they killed him. Raped the poor girl several times,, then crushed her head with the boulder.
            Cavemen have no place in modern socieities. And modern people have no place in caveman lands.

            1. She should have came to me in friendship. Had she come to me in friendship then her head will be whole till this very day and if an honest girl like her made enemies then they would become my enemies and fear her

            2. Was she raised in the American fashion, given her freedom but taught to never dishonor her family when she found a negro, not an italian, who she went to the movies with, stayed out late…..you didn’t protest. But then she went for a drive with another negro. They made her drink whisky. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted and kept her honor so they beat her like an animal. Her nose was a’broken her jaw was a’shattered, held together by wire?

            3. or are you saying

              The negro friend was resting at the park minding his own business as he kick up the treble tone on his radio tape player box, right just loud enough so folks could hear it’s hype see when outta nowhere came the woman he’s dating investigation maybe she was demonstrating but never the less he was pleased his day was going great and his soul was at ease until a group of brothers started bugging out, drinking the 40 ounce, going the nigga route?

            4. Well, I have to agree that some people just do not belong in 1st world countries.
              And likewise, many 1st worlders would be wise to avoid some of the rougher 3rd world areas — especially females. They want this “eat, pray,love” sh*t and end up getting beaten, porked, and killed.

      1. They also do a decent job of convincing white women to hate white men and to not procreate with them.
        Also, a good fiat currency system (in b4 pic of fiat car) in order to leech the wealth from productive people.

        1. I have been to Katz’s.
          For some reason, I prefer Sarge’s.

          Pastrami more tender at Sarge’s.
          Also, Sarge’s has good double martini.

          1. I live near sarge’s and I enjoy the atmosphere better. I’d need to do side by side comparison for food but the brisket at Katz’s always seems amazing to me

    1. I thought Aristotle was supposed to have long hair. They gave him the “classics professor” cut.

    1. Saddd ploy to gain sympathy and villainize the righties.
      Obviously, it’s fake. They sent them to themselves.

  3. To the tune of the Spongebob themesong:

    ARE YOU READY VIKING PRINCESSES?
    I CANT HEH YOU!

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH

    Who lives in the hell hole in the Ohio
    Sponge tas tic o
    A lone wolf biker and super spy tho
    Sponge tas tic o
    If dancing and cumming all night is your wish
    Sponge tas tic o
    I’ll strap on steel toes and I’ll steal your bitch
    Sponge tas tic o

    Sponge tas tic o
    Sponge tas tic o
    Sponge tas tic o
    Sponge tas
    Tic OOOOOOOOO

    HEH HEH HE HEH HE HEH HEH

  4. well that was quick!

    “In what must be one of the most rapidly written, edited, and published op-eds in New York Times history, Alexander Soros, son of billionaire globalist puppet-master George Soros, has penned a blame-scaping piece pointing directly at president Trump’s “politics of demonizing opponents” as responsible for the bombing of his father, The Clintons, The Obamas, and well anyone else who has received a suspicious package in the last few days and is not in any way right-leaning.”

    1. He’s fucking terrified for the first time in his life and showing his power by listing the blame piece. If he actually thought this was a good idea, they’re all fucking scared.

      Also this thwarts the effect and dear mongering of the stupid caravan shit

        1. Seriously, here’s a guy that has accomplished more that 99.9% of Americans, and they hurl insults at him because he does not toe the liberal line as expected. F*ckin’ ridiculous.

    1. Trump should tweet:

      Nice Clock Incel! Maybe you could come by the Whitehouse and we can eat some tendies sometime.

    1. I dunno about anything anymore dude…saw her dancing on Ellen, I wasnt sure what was going on downstairs…men shouldnt do pelvic thrust dance moves

          1. In the old days, this meant she’d let the bassist in the local garage band get to third base.

            Today, this means she lets seventeen members of MS-13 run a train on her.

                1. We have to start pussy shaming first — shaming weak little soyboys for being pussy beta bitches.

                    1. “Proud to be effeminate,” maybe? You won’t have to wait long. Guys will be marching with that shit to show their dogmatic opposition to “toxic masculinity.” On campus, I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…

                      And so, I’m off to the gym. Time to toxify.

                    2. Those cucks are all like “yeah, i’m gonna SCORE, ’cause I will be walking with sluts!”. The sluts are all like, “OMG, what losers, following us around like puppy dogs and doing our bidding for us. Creepy, but useful”.

              1. It is worse than rebellion in most cases. Rebellion is the end result of parents who are too strict. This is a total lack of thought to action or understanding of consequence because parents are too lenient

    1. You sure have an obsession with black men . Did you catch your mom getting gangbanged or something like that

        1. Wait, I’m confused.. which other way around?

          His mom caught him getting gangbanged by a black man?

          He caught his mom gangbanging a black man?

      1. If by “obsession with black men” you mean, sick of their violent behavior and wish they were gone. Sure.

        But leave it to you to make it some sick stuff. Stupid french bitch frog. You know what I do to frogs!!!!

        1. You’re such a sweet talker. But you don’t have to explain it, we already discussed it and figured out what your problem is.

        2. Don’t fuck with L’Attacku. He’ll fart in your general direction and stalk your cousin.

    1. I’m just glad everyone is jumping to conclusions instead of waiting for facts and evidence. Scoring political points is the only thing that matters!

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