Open Thread

Author: Jump and Jive

Married father of three who both he and his wife were virgins at marriage. Raised by a prophet who foretold the end result of feminism. Raising his family to love God and each other and stay pure in this filthy world. Wife is stay at home mom and loves it. Leads youth at church and wants to spread truth as much as possible

205 thoughts on “Open Thread”

      1. No, too many hot and impressionable chicks in that demographic. I’ll become Duke Nukem just to thwart that plot.

      1. fool of a took….a lot of good in that stretching once you get all the bullshit hippie demons out. Plus, i do the run down that will trigger pretty much any yoga fan. Enjoy

        1. No, but I did see where the migrants were starting to peel off because they were tired of having to walk every time someone with a camera showed up.

        1. Didn’t Coleman, Gooden and some other guy gangbang Dave Cohn’s mistress or something? I remember that was a big story a long time ago.

    1. THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD S ONLY GOT ONE ARM!!!
      THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD S ONLY GOT ONE ARM!!!!
      THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD S ONLY GOT ONE ARM!!!!!
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      will anyone get this reference? I doubt it.

          1. no, Slim has taste, Def Lep were/are better than anything the Bloodhound Gang will ever do.
            dam fruit.

  1. Halloween is a Druidic “holiday”.

    trick or treat: the Druids would ask the lords/nobles for a servant for ritual sacrifice(treat). If they actually received more than one, they would choose the sacrifice by bobbing for apples. The one who couldnt, would be killed.

    The fat was the victim would be used to light jack-o-lanterns in order to keep the dark spirits at bay.

    1. You want me to be fair to druid holidays DeyTookMyTum? How can you be fair to animal hollidays @cheeseburgercheeseburger:disqus — for Chrissakes, listen They recruit slutty nurses, they recruit slutty cats, they do blowjobs on strangers in their grandmother’s neighborhoods. And everything about this holday is whores –WHORES! LA VEGANA! — Loose women. And they leave the trick or treating for last. I want to run my halloween without you on my back, and I want those whores clothed!

      1. it was on the news last night, but I couldnt find the segment. it does slow down the aging process…

    1. Pretty
      goddamn good. Probably all the rich people will line up for this.
      That’s alright — this ting’s gotta happen every five years or so — ten
      years — helps get rid of the bad blood. Been 10 years since Keith
      Richards had this done. You know, you got to get some young blood at the
      beginning like they should have given Steve Jobs in Cupertino. They
      should have never let him die of that. They were just asking for trouble
      with Tim Cook. You know, Ambrosia Medical, we was all proud of youfor
      doing unnecessary transfusions….Dracula too.

    1. It’s really kind of sad that a show based entirely on characters that are ALL clearly stereotypes is having to drop a character because it is a stereotype.

            1. Oh yea! Well, at least I got all my fingers!!!!!!

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              Idk why they call them that, I’ve never seen em fing

    1. The woman born and raised in Arkansas is clearly less racist than the guy born and raised in NYC.

    1. I don’t eat anything involving mooses or turds. And I only eat pie if she’s really hot and I’m really drunk.

  2. “Halloween 3: season of the witch” was the single worst movie of all time. So incredibly awful. I’ll never get that time back.

        1. I have actually. It was really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad. Last Jedi was worse.

            1. Not even the day. I have felt that there is a simple tacitly accepted truism. The last float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is THE REAL SANTA. He comes down from the north pole and rides at the end of the parade to announce that Christmas season has begun. As soon as Santa gives the word that it is ok to begin Christmas season everything is on.

    1. no, it was either “Troll 2” or “El Topo”.
      i’ve seen both and am still awestruck by the immensity of the suckage

  3. chewing gum, pizza bagels(dafuq?) and bottled water to now be considered “healthy food”.
    I used to swallow my hubba bubba gum, but then, I was 9.

    1. A Halloween costume I once wore, and I’m particularly proud of this one, was a faux Christmas wreath around my neck, with a Hundred dollar bill in a clear plastic holder (the kind collectors use that you can buy for $0.20 at a coin shop) tied to the bottom so that everybody could see it. People asked what I was and I’d answer: “A Wreath A Franklin” *bow*. Heh.

      1. Extermination of bed bugs requires Logistics; supply lines, supply producers, lines of communication, lines of transport, all of these things are fragile and not impossible to disrupt from outside. From inside they are nearly child’s play (I don’t mean that in a way to minimize the actual gravity of the bed bug situation).

        1. Pretty sure the fairy part was pre-existing, but he’s right you know. It would make it go faster. Not necessarily better but, yes, faster.

  4. I buy candy cigarettes online. I hand them out every Halloween (seriously, I do). I do it mostly because I know how un PC it is and I like to taunt the parents, who never really see what I put into the kids bags. They’ll get home and mom and dad will be all “Wha…wha…what?!?” when the kid dumps the bag. Heh.

  5. Wow, now Trump is sending 15,000 troops to the border. Maybe its more than just an October political stunt after all.

    1. Isn’t the group of aliens only about half that size? I like that ratio. It demonstrates intent and will.

      1. They kept saying it was 7000, but I heard rumors it was actually more. Then I’ve heard some of them have settled in Mexico, dropping the number to 4000. But there are also reports of a 2nd and possibly a 3rd caravan behind them, as well.

        But who knows. It’s almost impossible to get actual news these days. Everything is propaganda.

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