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Author: Jump and Jive

Married father of three who both he and his wife were virgins at marriage. Raised by a prophet who foretold the end result of feminism. Raising his family to love God and each other and stay pure in this filthy world. Wife is stay at home mom and loves it. Leads youth at church and wants to spread truth as much as possible

189 thoughts on “Open thread”

      1. Gavin frenched a gay dude and showed his asshole to the whole world just for the “outrage”. Dude is a sideshow clown and nothing more.

  1. I’m looking forward to the day someone tells me that the Bible was written by men so I can say that feminism was written by women.

  2. There was this troll I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first pushup competition together, worked our way out of the corn fields. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Bike night, we ran dalmatians into Columbus… made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and winked at him. Later on he had an idea to build a bar out of a shithole for high T alpha males on the way to the Cincinnati. That kid’s name was Rollotastico and the city he invented was Normandy, OH. This was a great man, a man of vision and T. And there isn’t even a plaque, or a signpost or a painting of him in that town! Someone put a Volkswagen through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn’t angry; I knew Rollotastico, I knew he was super-strong, talking loud, saying masculine hings. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the masculine life we’ve chosen; I didn’t ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with raging T levels!

    1. so many running jokes and insider references packed in here ….
      i’d hate to be a newbie coming to this blog.

  3. Two open threads on consecutive days? One might be tempted to ask if this website is either going downhill or it’s reaching perfection.

    The answer: both.

      1. Meh, I’m more of an idea man. I like to sit back, relax, and criticize the rest of the world while not lifting a finger.

            1. poetry my friend.

              Like the old Robert Johnson lyric says

              I got a girl she long and tall
              she sleep with her head in the kitchen and her feets out in the hall

      1. For approximately twenty minutes On October 12, 2017 immediately preceding a post by bem that said, simply, “I’ll sponsor YOUR posts!”.

        It’s been pretty rough ever since.

  4. I was a fan of that tv show “Castle”- lotta fun. the star of that is now in “The Rookie” so I gave it a shot.
    ep 1
    opens in a bank in smalltown PA. he is caught up in a robbery. he stalls for time. first cop thru the door is a fat woman who shoots the two perps. who are white.
    He decides to become a cop, fast forward 9 mo.

    hes in LA. hot chick is pushing her car. guy tries to steal her car. cut to precinct as she arrests him. she is on her first day on the job. Castle enters precinct, immediately has his balls busted by two cute but tiny cops. They send him to the Capt, who is a hot woman.
    his training partner is a black woman, who of course, busts his balls. His first call is a tiny woman who is actually beating the crap out of her gigantic husband, but he doesnt want to press charges. next call is crazy white guy, he is slow and fat, and cant catch him, but the small tiny rookie female cop ankle tackles him. He is caught in a chain link fence at this time.

    they then get caught in a shootout with gunrunners. they are white. this is LA.

    we also find out he is sleeping with the hot rookie cop. they are staying in a sweet home in the hollywood hills which you cannot afford on a rookie cops salary.
    the engineering, I cant believe this works anymore…

      1. oh yea, they busted a lesbian couple who like to break into wealthy peoples home and “have sex” in the beds. they get thrown in the back seat, cops turn their backs for a sec, turn back around to see them going at it in the car.

          1. Its kinda crazy just how much you see gays and shit in TV now. EVERYONE has a gay/lesbo couple they’re friends with.

            1. I really dug the blatant nature of the programming in shows like Modern Family, which my NPC family and friends used to watch.
              “Teehee, yeah the modern American family consists of a bitchy wife, a retarded husband and at least one brown person/gay couple. Get with the times, bigot!”

              1. Fuck that show.

                Look at Ed O’Neill’s characters in Married with children and then Modern Family. Its like they’re from two different universes.

                1. Even if I didn’t love her for a million other reasons, my grandmother calling Modern Family “i was just watching some show about 2 faggots and a mexican girl” will always ensure my love

                2. Actually, not as much as you think there GOJTASTICO

                  You see, it’s the same shit.

                  Like All in the Family, Married with Children appealed to a broad audience because people identified with Archie/Al but the shows themselves were mocking them.

                  The joke is on all the guys who are all….yeah archie bunker or yeah al bundy and meanwhile they are just being mocked.

                  The advent of the head of the household male being backwards, stupid and a failure really begins with Archie. Compare him to Mr. Cunningham who was funny and goofy but always the man of the house. Archie made the movie towards buffonism. The hero of that show was Mike and not seeing it means you were just one of the people being mocked.

                  Al Bundy took it to comical farce levels where the man of the house was just totally emasculated. Fast forward a few decades and the idea that the man of the house is an oafish buffoon is ingrained in everyone’s mind and the idea that it is ok to be a wife like peggy, a son like bud or a daughter like Kelly is all a positive.

                3. Friendly reminder that actors are carnies with no values. Also, another visible indicator of the change in the industry.

        1. Useless white guy? check
          Empowered non-white? check
          Empowered woman? check
          LGBTQSUEOIJ123(*& couple? check

          Its like those math problems in school with such obviously pushed “muh multiculturalism”

          Jenny, Ahmed, Sheniquia, Carlos, and Wheels (token cripple) were trying to figure out how many genders exist in THE CURRENT YEAR USA

                  1. I have seen all of the sharknados, Anonymous Rex, Sharktapus, Piranhaconda, Dinocroc v supergator, Megapython v gatoroid, Dinoshark, Frankenfishand Hammerhead. So yeah, right in my ball park

    1. I’ve noticed that these fucks just LARP on TV and online.

      Shows like this, Black Panther, that new Star Wars, the show Shameless etc. They “win” by depicting a left that is capable of doing something in make believe land. They rally behind movies and tv shows but dont do a damn thing in real life. Its hilarious. The more you see it, the funnier it gets.

      1. I enjoyed Black Panther for the most part. If they removed the women and made it a men-only film it would have been perfect.

      2. I’m currently collecting physical copies of movies that were made in the past and were actually good so that one day my kids can enjoy movies that aren’t abject leftist trash. The last 6 years of Hollywood have convinced me that they’re no longer capable of producing anything that isn’t seething with propaganda and hatred of normalcy.

          1. Exactly. I’ve actually thought several times about when it was that I saw a trailer for a comedy that actually looked enjoyable.
            It’s really eerie to be from a time before the corruption of media and reflect on the exact moment when it all became broken beyond repair.
            The transformation of Hollywood is really telling of the left’s total alteration. Absolutely humorless with nothing but nonstop propaganda and fantasy-driven violence.

            1. It really is strange. Im watching the Sopranos on Prime and it feels like its from a whole different world. Only about 20 years ago too

            1. Yep. I quit Netflix three months ago. I have to work to remember that I even had it.

              So many good movies on DVD, lots of collections showing up too.

              Do you currently have any subscriptions?

              1. Just amazon prime. I don’t foresee having it much longer. I actively hunt things down on eBay or elsewhere to avoid it and once I have a decent collection of media, I’ll probably drop the subscription altogether.

                1. I’m close. But I keep rewatching Star Trek again and again and again and again…

                2. They have some good stuff, DVDs through the mail a little more, but still…not much there and a whole lot of things to do elsewhere.

        1. Now if I could just replace my great IPOD 5th gen Nano with something that isn’t attached to my phone and is as stupid easy.

    2. Nathan Fillion is a fairly prolific Canadian cuck. He started out as a spacefaring cowboy in Firefly and has only ever been in pussy roles since then.
      As for your end comment, I don’t actually know anyone who watches TV for anything other than sports so your guess is as good as mine.

    3. That always kills me about cop shows that take place in NYC or LA like you know ou mofos can’t afford that nice house on cop salary

      1. Some of them can barely make their car payments. Terrence Popp talked about being a repo man back in the day and some of the cars he took were from cops at the Detroit PD.

    4. Won’t watch anything produced today, but I have caught a few episodes of “The First 48” over the years. Most of the real dectives tended to be middle-aged married guys who look tired and out of shape, but very methodical and competent. I’de imagine the KAF (kick-ass-female) shows are funny in a cartoonish way.

  5. Unsolicited opinion: I hate the people who said that weed should be legalized “so that potheads never have anything to talk about again”
    They absolutely have not shut up, and have only been emboldened in their lack of hygiene and worthwhile pursuits.

    1. yeah, now they will just talk about kinds of pot, why pot is good for you, different smells of pot. I have said it before and i will say it again, weed is the single worst drug out there. The only way to shut up a pot head involves a boot and a curb

    2. potheads are a notorious one issue voting block. as long as they get the okay to smoke up, doesnt matter who they vote for- Trump or Stalin

    3. Pot is a placebo, anyway. Now all the hipsters buy up the small batch whiskies because their shitty weed does nothing. Stoners driving up the price for the rest of us…

      1. I don’t mean to sperg you on, but a Hairy Buffalo was pounds of fruit mixed in a bathtub full of Everclear…imagine that chips.

      1. Are you trying to tell me that the name the government assigned to this practice doesn’t genuinely reflect its purpose?

        I’m shocked.

        1. Do you see any sunlight laying around in buckets marked “Extra Sunlight” or anything? Do you know where the secret government warehouses full of saved sunlight are?

          1. Do you see any sunlight laying around in buckets

            Well, no, but that’s because it would just leak out. It ain’t water, you know. It goes up just as easily as it goes down.

            1. What are you talking about? You’ve never even tried to put sunlight in a bucket, have you?

          1. Same time. Numbers are just an abstraction that we mess with and then claim we actually did something.

          2. Right. You just gave it a different name. Instead of calling it Five O’clock, you call it Four O’clock. No net change.

        1. Those dirty fucking zipperheads who run the Solar Reserve are ruining daytime for the rest of us!

                1. Well you can’t let the neogeographists control the narrative or we’re going to end up with a lot of nonsense in areas that aren’t their own.

                  1. Each area is entitled to enjoy its own distictive nonsense without being forced to host unassimilating nonsense from other areas.

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