Open Thread

Author: Jump and Jive

Married father of three who both he and his wife were virgins at marriage. Raised by a prophet who foretold the end result of feminism. Raising his family to love God and each other and stay pure in this filthy world. Wife is stay at home mom and loves it. Leads youth at church and wants to spread truth as much as possible

249 thoughts on “Open Thread”

    1. I’ve been imposing a article writing embargo on all manosphere sites since the beginning.

        1. Speaking of Roosh, I’ve seen him making the rounds of a few YouTube podcasts lately. He is apparently backing off the “bang as many sluts as possible” thing, and now regrets being a man-slut. I give him about 3 months before he comes out as gay.

      1. Where do they put the snow when it snows in NYC? They can’t just shovel it all aside. Do they dump it in the river?

  1. I saw an article about Pinks husband, I forgot his name but anyway, it seems he made post on Instagram threatening to shoot looters that has triggered a few people.
    I guess now all of sudden the 2nd amendment is important at their house?

    1. the fire melted al the snowflakes. I have noticed the left has adopted all the pejoratives the right created for them. no imagination.

          1. There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Billy.
            Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things
            you shouldn’t understand. You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, BillyRay. A rebel. So long, Billy.

  2. On a lighter note, it’s almost Christmas, if Santa Claus doesn’t bring me some good stuff I’m going to snatch a bald spot in his beard.

              1. I’m from Long Island, not Mississippi. We don’t marry our cousins here, we just feel them up in 6th grade like normal people.

                1. Are there basements in Long Island?
                  Also, does it count as incest if you share a grandmother with your wife?

                  1. Lots of basements in Long Island. I’ve already addressed the incest issue. Bring it up again, and I will revoke your press pass, Jim.

      1. Why wouldn’t National Pickle Day and International Pickle Day be on the same day? Do we really need two days for pickles?

        1. Because those Americans always think they’re so special. Like Labor Day. Americans do it on the first September Monday. Everyone else in the world knows the correct date is May 1st.

    1. Once upon a time, there was this guy named Fred. He worked in a pickle factory. One day, he comes home to his wife.
      “Honey, can I tell you something? Promise not to get mad?”
      “Sure, what is it?”
      “Well, at work, I have this urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer”
      “Oh No!, Maybe you should go talk to a psychiatrist before anything bad happens”
      ….The following day, Fred goes to see a psychiatrist.
      ……A few months later, Fred comes home from work in tears.

      Wife, “What happened?!!?”
      ‘You know when I told you about my urge to put my dick in the pickle slicer?, Well, I did it.”
      Wife, “OH NO! YOU DIDN”T!!!, What happened???!!”
      “I got fired.”
      “No, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
      “Oh, sorry. She got fired too”

              1. The number of guys that buy “horse property” and spend hundreds of thousands because their wife likes horses amaze me. 90% of the time, the horse is not tame enough to ride, they are nothing but expensive lawn ornaments. A city girl wants a BMW from her husband, the country girl wants a horse with property. City girls are cheaper. .

                1. city girls also like fashion and jewelry though, where as country girls are more ‘rough and ready’.
                  well they are here anyways.

        1. They’re probably being coached to pretend they are gay and claim asylum from anti-gay regimes in South America or some bullshit like that.

    1. Thales just sent me a Telegram message and told me the special treat is, in fact, Natalie Portman.

  3. 2nd warning .
    Bem or else!
    And I’m not talking regular porn either.
    Google “cannibal cupcake knot” to see what awaits if no bem…

  4. Did y’all see all those Republican elites arrested yesterday for collusion with the Russians?

    1. What a bloodbath. It was basically the entire cabinet except for Pompeo, who was arrested for collusion with the North Koreans.

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