This site has changed and I have to comment on it.  It USED to be a place where Godfather quotes, Natalie Portman (yumm),  Gary Oldman (who?) and all the other hehs of the interwebs were had.

Now, I must say, that we have won the battle but lost the war.  We are all in fact, MINOs.  Yes, furthermore, I’ve found out recently that we are all also, socialist for not participating in a “pay to circlejerk” ponzi scheme.

I used to have high hopes for this site, but we went one potato too far.



Time to take your balls and go home


Author: Jnyx

Fitness addict, DIY guru, tech nerd, member of Memesters Local 419.


                  1. I’m vehemently anti-Greek. Except with a beautiful woman. Who was born a woman. And is still a woman. And who is biologically a female. And was born with female genitalia. And still has female genitalia. And has only had female genitalia her entire life.

  1. On Topic Question: I know it takes 5 beers to totally black out but how many fingers of fine scotch in the company of winking men does it take to black out

                    1. Common misconception. It was a Potato PHANTOM that drove them all here!

              1. Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Beartastico, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on THE OHIO with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

  2. I just want to know how a recovering alcoholic would black the fuck out after only 5 beers decided to buy a bar that’s literally (sorry Bem) a hole in the wall.

    1. Its all numbers

      5 beers= 5 hoes. 5 women x cumming 72 times with one woman means he busted a nut 360 times

      360 nuts busted = blackout

      bar= gay bordello

      hole in wall= glory hole


  3. Look, I’d just like to take this opportunity to really and truly apologize to all the REAL MEN who I have made fun of and talked shit about behind their backs, just because I was too insecure and too weak to take all their hard-earned alpha advice about being masculine and being a REAL MAN like them.

    1. Theres still hope, We’re creating the COMMUNITY COLLEGE OF IMPERFECTION where you pay me $500 a day to be part of our cool kid club or we call you a damn dirty ape

      1. fuk that – the Cool Kids are all paying members of the Loose Affiliation of Mundane Activities (L.A.M.E.)!!!!

        1. Nah, the Really Cool Kids have all joined the Church of the Holy Natalie Portman (CoHoNaPo).

        2. Fuck that, they’re fanatical advocates of Feudalism

          Im joining the International New Commanders of Excellence League

          or I.N.C.E.L.

          1. watch them conquer the gayborhood in every city in America armed with tights and a cape.

      1. Well, I don’t think enjoying some good MILF porn is really “mommy issues”… but yes, absolutely, on all the rest.

    2. Oh, I’d also like to apologize for posting all those nudes of your girls that you sent me to show how hot they were all over the internet for anyone to see.

    3. Its ok man, you are the REAL man here…you are totally alpha, totally doing something of value and anyone who thinks you are just some weak ass faggot is a total socialist. Please send a check made payable to WB Fitness PO Box 6969 Faggotland for the affirmation you’ve just received. Thank you.

        1. Yes, you must approach 65 fat, ugly bitches and tell them that they are a disgrace to the female gender, and then flex your biceps in their face as they drool over your utter masculinity.

              1. Oh, I beg to differ. There are hundred, thousands… hundreds of thousands… of poor, lonely suffering women, sitting home alone and crying themselves to sleep, as they wait for their internet white knights to finish up their latest perfect 100% kill ratio game of Call of Duty, tuck their dunlap into their belt, slap a fedora down on top of the last of their thinning hair, and ride their moped over to take them out for an evening of anime movies at the theater.

                1. Dude in all seriousness, you don’t know how big of clitori (plural) some of these PUA MGTOWS really are. I attended a PUA meetup about 2 years ago and after telling a few of them that I scam whores, as a parallel path to keeping my weiner wet, they instantly distanced themselves from me with one guy telling the PUA meetup leader that he was scared of me, like I kill children and throw toddlers off bridges.

                  1. How can they be PUA MGTOWs? I thought MGTOWS was basically just being an incel but pretending like you were doing it on purpose.

                    1. they’ve devolved to calling themselves PUA MGTOWs, they have the capability of pulling Instagram 10.5s but won’t lower themselves and avoid the pitfalls of actually getting laid…errr..something like that…

                    2. “I’m a master ninja… but I refuse to engage in martial arts of any kind, because no one is worthy of my skills.”

                  2. Well, you do push whores out of moving vehicles. And whores are basically dumb sexy grown children.
                    That nambla convention guy was right about you. Stop deflecting

                  1. you sick man, no one likes English cars, even the English buy French when given the opportunity, and the French make rubbish cars.

  4. You want to know what is textbook pussy beta manlet behavior? Writing a passive aggressive article talking shit about a particular group of people, but being too much of a little cunt to actually directly name those people in your gay article. And then moderating the comments to your gay little article so those people can’t respond to you directly. What a faggot.

    1. hey Slim, just played 36 holes of golf, im absolutely shattered, shot down to the local bottle shop and low and behold they have Pabst Blue Ribbon in 6 packs, stubbies and cans, so i grabbed some stubbies, ive never had PBR before (nor seen it here) … i like it… much better than Bud (IMO) blows Coors out the water, but i dont know if can beat Miller on a 30 deg summers day though (i like MGD of the American mainstream beers ive had)

      anyways thought of you and this place, ROK & ol’ Waldy when i saw it. LOL.

        1. not here fruit chips it isnt, craft micro beers for the neck beards here.

          NP? wouldnt that be around the -10 deg mark?

      1. Hahaha!
        That’s my brand!
        Now you have to look for Old Crow…
        MAL, not sure if you have Thanksgiving in NZ, but have a great one nonetheless!

    1. I can’t wait for the article tomorrow. It will be about turkeys in name only but seem like it has a deeper meaning. Mostly seems like gay breakup drama bs.

    2. An anagram for “Top-heavy Spanglish shakings”. I’m on to you, you asshole.

      Have a festive long weekend of American historical origin.

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