6. A suntan is not bought, it’s earned.
If you are the type that goes to a tanning saloon, you just earned 3 points on the gay scale. Laying out on a beach, 1-2 points depending on the beach (unless you go to certain ones, which will earn you 8 points or more). However if you get a suntan by pounding fence posts or digging ditches, you lost 1-3 points.