99 Rules, Part 6

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6. A suntan is not bought, it’s earned.

If you are the type that goes to a tanning saloon, you just earned 3 points on the gay scale. Laying out on a beach, 1-2 points depending on the beach (unless you go to certain ones, which will earn you 8 points or more). However if you get a suntan by pounding fence posts or digging ditches, you lost 1-3 points.

Author: Jim Johnson

As a man in his early 40's, I grew up on a dairy farm in an irreligious home. Disgusted with the choice of women out there, I looked into religion to find a worthwhile mate. At 23, I joined the LDS (Mormon) faith, married, became a civil engineer, and now have six children. My favorite things are puppies, long walks on the beach, and the color blue (not really).