Cowgirls

I grew up on a dairy farm in Eastern Oregon. We raised cattle and grew the hay and grain for them. I have been around the rodeo scene and enjoyed the small town atmosphere.

While my dating experience was rather pathetic in those years, I can tell you some things about the rodeo culture, namely cowgirls.

It’s an act 99% of the time

Most all the girls I met at the county fair are putting on the buckles, pointed boots, and big hats as part of an act. The real ranchers are at home, working.  If a person or family is making a living on the farm, they do not have the time or resources to spend anything on leisure.  Considering we are talking about the women, that is practically no one. Oh sure, they listen to the country music, but in 8th grade they listened to pop and hung out with the skaters (who are riding the bulls in their 20’s).

There are plenty cowgirls who have ridden around on horses, some even help out feeding them, but it is a rare thing to see one who actually has used one for work. If a “rancher” can afford horses, they have a hobby farm, and he earned the money through real estate or selling insurance.

Cowboy culture is full of simps and feminists

Tune your radio to a country station. Unless it is classic country, the vast majority of the music is manginas debasing all men and sucking up to women. The women singers are debasing men and singing about how they don’t need a man.

It does not stop there, the women who are into barrel racing and such have a bitchy attitude. The guys act all tough, but in a classic white knighting fashion. Once they get married, they get whipped so hard. I hear lots of “cheaper to keep ‘er” or “happy wife, happy life” comments, justifying their weakness.

Within the cowgirls, I see a number of them who sport tattoos and chew tobacco. Many of them are white trash and have a short life on the carousel.

Land and horses are an expensive status symbol

You think buying a BMW for your wife is an expensive status symbol for her? Try a 40 acre piece of land, with horses and all the other appurtenances that go along with it.  You will be commuting to your job selling insurance for an hour, and she will be for groceries, or to get the satellite dish. Sure, there are benefits with living out there, but also come great disadvantages.

I have a good friend who is big into the rodeo circuit with his kids. He has a decent job as a chief firefighter, but he is always complaining about bills. He makes low six figures, but has about 10 horses, 40 acres to support, along with the mileage and time he has to burn. Marry a cowgirl, and you will be expected to provide her with those.

If you got the time, go to a country feed store where they sell the country garb. The clothes easily cost twice as much as regular clothes for the paisley scarf, the hats and belt buckles.

Conclusion

Like other images out there, the look is based on fakery. Trade the punk rock look for a redneck look, or a preppy look. It is all interchangeable. The cowboy look, being intertwined with the huge cost of land and horses, makes it a very expensive lifestyle to carry out. Not worth it in my book.

I understand this is a Monday, but since this is Christmas Eve, and there probably won’t be enough commenters for two pieces, please feel free to Shitpost on this.

Author: Jim Johnson

As a man in his early 40's, I grew up on a dairy farm in an irreligious home. Disgusted with the choice of women out there, I looked into religion to find a worthwhile mate. At 23, I joined the LDS (Mormon) faith, married, became a civil engineer, and now have six children. My favorite things are puppies, long walks on the beach, and the color blue (not really).

67 thoughts on “Cowgirls”

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  2. Any person who owns ten horses and bitches about bills should be slapped and told to stfu.

    Girls love playing dress up and tricking men into doing shit for them. The sun rises tomorrow.

      1. I remember a comedian doing that on the Gong Show back in the 70s!
        He was gonged doing the Harley Davidson impression. “Harley ding ding ding ding ding ding…Harley ding ding ding.. “.

        BTW…Merry Christmas McGoo! Have a great one!

  3. “Like other images out there, the look is based on fakery. Trade the punk
    rock look for a redneck look, or a preppy look. It is all
    interchangeable.”

    – You forgot the “biker look”.

  4. In conclusion country life sucks. Living in the middle of nowhere is for tryhards and doomsday prophecy guys . Also most women in rural areas are ugly .

    1. “Country Life” is a very expensive fallacy. See “suburban life” + longer commutes and more expensive machinery.

      1. It is tbh . Cost of living may be “cheaper” but everything else is a pain in the ass . Longer commutes to buy things, hardly any public services to take care of things such as trash , good luck if you have a serious emergency nearest hospital is miles away, and the wild life .

    2. To each his own, maybe? I haven’t heard the sirens of an emergency vehicle in six months. I’ve only once, in the entire time I’ve lives here, had to listen to a neighbors loud party, and it was a wedding. I value the seclusion.

      1. Everyone has their blue Heaven . There are certainly some advantages to country living but it sure ain’t for me

          1. MAL, have a merry Christmas and great New Year. Hope you find a new set of clubs in your stocking tomorrow! Or at least a good bottle of Scotch…

    3. Nope, just saying beware of the women who take the cowgirl image and run with it. My wife is from a rural part of Oregon, but I never seen her wear a cowboy hat or huge belt buckle

  5. Merry Chistmas Mr. K!
    Saw your post before it was deleted.
    Happy New Year to you and your family!
    Hope you all have a great 2019.

  6. Great article Jim. WB would talk about rural/country girls coming to NY and getting turned out and becoming huge whores then going back to their hometowns to wife up with some simp.

    I’ve seen this first hand and she is a rodeo girl. Woman my wife uses to work with Left home and was on the rodeo circuit, riding the cock carousel more than horses. She quit that and was working in veterinary, fucking any guy that gave her time of day.

    Now she married some guy from her hometown and is playing mommy of the year. He has no clue how much cock his wife had taken and assumes she’s a “good country girl”

    1. Yeah, I’ve seen it more than once with girls I went to high school with. They have the belt buckles and we would have some fun with them. Then, they would “go off to the city to explore life” 5-10 years later, they would come back, or we would hear about them through the grapevine and they either have a bastard or two, or be on drugs or whatever. Some girls would be lucky enough to find a cuck to wife them up after all that.

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